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A photo of a page from a book showing Jake, Skully, Izzy, and Cubby from the TV series Jake the Pirate. Jake is standing to the right, while Skully flies above Izzy and Cubby who are holding up an oversized scroll of parchment with the text “A good pirate never takes another person’s property!”

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Paradachshund,

Luffy, is that you?

EvilTwin,

You keep using that word.
I do not think it means what you think it means.

takeda,

That’s right, a good pirate only copies and shares their treasure with others.

Sir_Simon_Spamalot,

YAARRRRR

The real treasure is the friends we make along the way!

Karcinogen,

A good pirate uses a VPN and always seeds when done.

x4740N,

It’s from the kids show “jake the pirate” if anyone is wondering

Jesus_666,

Well, this doesn’t restrict the actions of evil pirates so I guess it checks out.

SharkAttak,
@SharkAttak@kbin.social avatar

Now I'm curious as how they're gonna spin the other part of "rape and pillage".

Resonanz,

That’s true. They don’t steal personal property, they steal PRIVATE PROPERTY babyyyyy

LinkOpensChest_wav,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one avatar

A good pirate lives in a gift economy and gives and takes as needed

leaky_shower_thought,

a good pirate shares.

TryingToEscapeTarkov,

His booty?

x4740N,

(̆̈ ̆̈̆̈͡°̆̈ ̆̈̆̈͜ʖ̆̈ ̆̈̆̈͡°̆̈)̆̈

kittenzrulz123,

Well if you can’t own a digital product then you can’t steal it

Maalus,

Just don’t consider others “people” and you can take what you want

x4740N,

You would make a good company CEO

MightyGalhupo,

You seem to imply that the default state is them being “people” but as the CEO of EA, I have never seen other humans as people and considering I have many workers I think I would have noticed.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Well then I must be the worst pirate you’ve ever heard of.

can,

But we have heard of you

seathru,

Yeah, but that’s because they manage to post in every. single. thread. It’s impressive.

can,

Yeah… I’m not in a place to judge about that lol

I am happy to see someone with more lemmy comments than me though.

clif,

I’m on vacation so I’ve been posting comments up a storm. Yet I’ve never seen…K …blue ball… Other letters? Before.

I’m just here to see Lemmy grow and I like what I see

kimbel,

Only the property of corporations

PochoHipster,

True pirates fuck the system.

Maeve,

Then smash it.

conno02,
@conno02@lemmy.world avatar

my thoughts exactly haha

RojoSanIchiban,

But but but corporations are people, too!!! 😢

MindSkipperBro12,

Yes.😎

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