Can totally confirm
RedAggroBest, There are some comments in this thread that are really telling of Lemmy. Some of y’all REALLY need to learn what a joke is, like take a class of something, fuckin hell.
uriel238, 
What about decorative socks worn with sandals that have statements on them, e.g. Cats For Life!
Draconic_NEO, 
What would the thigh high socks would be on this list?
UnderpantsWeevil, 
Once you go over the knee the cat ears are mandatory.
Lucidlethargy, Lol uh oh, this is a boomer chart. Ankle socks became the go-to a decade or two ago for men.
surewhynotlem, Right? Am I gay? No, I just hate when socks ride down my massive rippling calves.
Ok that sounded a little gay I guess…
bitsplease, Yeah, now the “regular” socks are “old white dude” socks lol
Kolanaki, 
I am a “professional athlete” 😏
TryingToEscapeTarkov, So this is how I find out I’m too gay?
Stamets, 
Sorry to inform you, honey
CandyPants, Me too… I’m too gay and for queers! My calfs need air!
Kolanaki, Why do you only want to cover your toes, heel and the bottom of your foot but not any other part? 🤔
Manifish_Destiny, He likes the ankle sweats. Leave him alone
RedAggroBest, On a serious note, I wear them with slip on loafers like Vans.
at_an_angle, 
Dude, ankle socks are the shit.
riodoro1, Wow, last time I was made fun of for the socks I wore was in my early teens. I kinda stopped giving a fuck since then.
FrostyTheDoo, I think it’s a joke bud
wildginger, Arent jokes normally funny
FrostyTheDoo, Depends on your sense of humor and social proclivity.
But it’s clear you didn’t enjoy this joke, and you want to make sure no one else can either, so I’m guessing you’re lacking in one or both of those.
subignition, 
Is your name Olly? Because you just disassembled that person.
massive_bereavement, 
My name is Cozymandias, gay of gays:
Look on my socks, ye Mighty, and despair!"
averageboss, Apparently I’m a regular gay now. Oh well
spacecadet, Didn’t know socks determined your sexuality. But I’m straight and get told it’s gay that I wear thongs and g-string men’s panties.
OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe, I think it’s more so what people in those respective groups would believe about socks. Most straight men I’ve met, and especially looking back at middle/high school…yeah the list on the left tracks lol
Xanthrax, 
I don’t really mind any socks, if they match the outfit. I guess I wear the gay socks.
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