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BananaPeal

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Older millennial nerd.

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Snakes: Easy Street.

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Still waiting on Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money

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Pretty sure he’s not needed if it’s the search for more money. It won’t be any good, but if they think it will make money…

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A love story for the ages.

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Tim Allen is a Dick.

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His name is literally Timothy Alan Dick.

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Highway interchange ahead?

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Every heard of the word meme?

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I was going to tell you a dick joke, but it’s too hard.

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I also don’t see why.

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Bad Horse is watching you masturbate.

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I mean it CAN be a job if they also do repairs, landscaping, and/or preventative maintenance. Almost none of them do it though.

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I call it tactical mode.

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First, anything ending in -ayden. 2-4, I’m just going to list a few real names I’ve heard. Middles included.

Wynter Obsidian

Ocean Zebediah

Buck Shot

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Tombert.

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Reminds me of a Bender line.

Petunia: “Die young and leave a pretty corpse, that’s what I say.”

Bender: “You should say something else.”

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Yeah that’s my thought.

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This would be ideal, but some people work jobs where it’s not feasible.

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Most states do (illegal to pump your own in New Jersey), but the joke is more about tipping culture in this country.

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He also needs help with next year’s plans. He’s an elected official, he can’t make decisions by himself.

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I sell murder and murder accessories.

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Looks like there’s a new contender for the title of bestagon. Wait until CGPGrey hears about this.

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That video is why I went back to powder instead of gel.

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Mine has two cavities, as well. I just fill one and sprinkle a little on the door for pre-wash. Seems to do well.

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He also mentioned something about a chemical reaction that happens when the powder hits water that you miss out on when using gel.

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Pffft. I still can’t get over the first time someone unironically used the term “this shit slaps” in front of me.

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I hear it. Off in the distance. It’s the sound of you not giving a fuck. Seek it out.

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I talk a lot when I’m drunk. I over-explain and over-share like crazy. My 10-year old also does this on a regular basis.

On an unrelated note, I seem to be missing a bottle of vodka. If anyone sees it, please let me know.

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Soup season! That explains the dreams where I keep trying to put a chicken into a hot tub.

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Is that why my cakes keep falling? I thought butger was optional.

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I’m partial to bone marrow. 3 ounces specifically, just enough to save my life.

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On Halloween, we will be putting out a bowl with candy in front of a jump scare. You will have to activate it to get candy. There will be a camera.

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It’s not all bad, most were decent. The Christmas episode and finale were great!

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PAW PATRÓN, you’re on your own!

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When your spouse tries something new for dinner but you’re still trying to get laid

What are you supposed to do if you download the wrong torrent?

A few days ago I download a movie but the movie was in another language and I’m definitely not going to watch it because of that, I still completed the 1:1 ratio because at the end of the day I downloaded the file and used other people’s bandwidth, but what is one supposed to do in this situation?...

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I go ahead and download the right one immediately. Then I make sure I’m seeding to a ratio of 1 or at least past the minimum seed time for the tracker. And as long as there are a few seeders, delete.

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Pssh… just put it in your mouth after taking it out of the soup.

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Maine: 1.7 moose per square mile Alaska: 0.26 moose per square mile

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Maine: 1.7 moose per square mile Alaska: 0.26 moose per square mile

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I think you’re thinking about it being bad for your skin. I think there’s some validity to this, but I can’t be certain. Any dermatologists in the house? Moisturizer seems like a good idea.

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Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot.

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Many Democrats think Trump is so bad that he’s worthy of ridicule. But also realize that Biden is kinda shit too, but at least he’s not Trump.

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Hexagons are the bestagons.

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In Windows 10 & 11, window+shift+S then draw a box to grab a quick, pre-cropped screenshot. It goes to your clipboard for easy paste and you get a notification you can click to view and save to file.

Bonus: use window+L at work to lock your desktop, preventing shenanigans.

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I have kids who are easily distracted so you’ll hear me saying, “Let’s go already!”

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