mercano,
@mercano@lemmy.world avatar

It can swing both ways. Half of Taylor Swift’s songs don’t paint her ex’s in a good light.

Anticorp,

That probably has more to do with Taylor than her exes.

efrique,

git branch testing.stephanie.slept.with.my.friend.brad

SpaceCowboy,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Pull request rejected.

_bug0ut,
@_bug0ut@lemmy.world avatar

Pull off request, on the other hand (ha-HA!), approved.

Not like that bitch Stephanie is gonna be helping out with that anymore.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Man, I’ve never seen such a rapid succession of git pull and git push

EmperorHenry,
@EmperorHenry@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yes, actually. That’s exactly what a software developer would do.

Remember the “Miranda” instant messaging client?

“Sierra” games?

RagingRobot,

Photoshop too believe it or not.

alekwithak,

Lol what?

wviana,

Just like debian. Photo and Shop

QuazarOmega,

When light kissed the building amidst of the darkness of this grim world, I literally cried, better love story than Twilight

J12,

Siri was Steve Jobs’ mistress

EmperorHenry,
@EmperorHenry@sh.itjust.works avatar

Siri the prawn star?

SatyrSack,

I thought Siri was an existing third-party app and Apple just acquired the company and built it into the OS.

axce,

Debian too!

s_s,
@s_s@lemmy.one avatar

Deb & Ian

iturnedintoanewt,

Holy shit I never knew.

Tb0n3,

Not a happy ending. Better than reiserfs, though.

QuazarOmega,

What’s the story behind Reiserfs?

Cupcake1972,

Guy murdered his wife and buried her near their home.

nickwitha_k,

But, has had support for his creation purged from the kernel.

QuazarOmega,

Goddamn, I didn’t see that coming

(poor taste joke)I guess she won’t be reising from the dead

BautAufWasEuchAufbaut,
@BautAufWasEuchAufbaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Deborah*

s_s,
@s_s@lemmy.one avatar

“Debra”

Deb is short for both spellings.

larvyde,

and MySql, believe it or not

(well, it’s his daughter, not s.o., but still a loved one)

wviana,

Sorry. English is not my first lang. Is there a name that sounds like mysql?

locuester,

Flysequel

QuazarOmega,

At first I thought it was simply a play on the pronunciation, as in “MySQL” (my sequel) would be “my child”, but… nope “My” is literally his daughter’s name

source

fox2263,

And we can’t forget MariaDB

greywolf0x1,

There’s also a MaxDB named after his son, guy’s a genius.

_Sc00ter,

I work for an international conglomerate. One of our major pieces of internal software is SUSAN named after the guys wife. I’ll never remember his name, but his wife will always be in my mind

blurryeyes,

Yours too? She gets around

wviana,

Microsoft too believe it or not.

wviana,

Suse too believe it or not.

Trobador,

On-Line Systems was renamed Sierra On-Line in 1982, and moved to Oakhurst, California.[6] The “Sierra” name was taken from the Sierra Nevada mountain range that Oakhurst was near

You may be thinking of the fact that it was founded by a married couple, Ken and Roberta Williams, with the latter being among the first prominent female game designers.

Manifish_Destiny,

I made my wife a magic mirror.

Pulptastic,

“hello beautiful”

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

“Girl, I named no variables after you, because you’re my only Constant”

peyotecosmico,

smooth 👍

TerryTPlatypus,

“Girl, you are my Two’s Complement, you’re always my plus one on any occaision”

Cuz if you invert the bits of of a binary number and add one you get its negative number, so your girlfried is an equal part of you

agent_flounder,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.one avatar

Damn son save some for the rest of us.

bob_wiley,
@bob_wiley@lemmy.world avatar

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  • JuxtaposedJaguar,

    Because you’re generic and everyone’s initialized you at some point

    _g_be,

    Everybody’s init? Sounds just like her

    fkn,

    Sadly only the compiler will know the true value of my constexpr forLove;

    Supertramper,

    You’ll need an exception handler for all those dropping panties.

    fsxylo,

    Keeping programming as far away from my relationships as possible.

    Instead, I distract them with the fact that I’m a pretty damned good cook and know where the best hole in the wall restaurants are.

    ArmokGoB,

    Knowing how to cook is the meta.

    boeman,

    Sweet Baby Ray’s?

    Psythik,

    Is it okay to be both?

    captainlezbian,

    I’d feel very wooed if my wife named a Linux distro or some open source project of hers after me

    Maestro,
    @Maestro@kbin.social avatar

    So, Debian? Named after Debra and Ian (now divorced though)

    sevenapples,

    Ian also happens to be dead

    mayonaise_met,

    So they’re not getting back together?

    Coehl,
    @Coehl@programming.dev avatar

    It IS 2023, so who knows?

    scubbo,

    What does this mean?

    DeathbringerThoctar,

    What do you want that to mean?

    scubbo,

    I don’t understand the question. I don’t want it to mean anything - I just want to know what they meant by it.

    wviana,

    Are you not training a LLM model with dead people message history yet? DeadGPT.

    Maestro,
    @Maestro@kbin.social avatar

    Well, TIL

    Steamymoomilk,

    it is its on the about debain page at www.debian.org/doc/manuals/…/intro.en.html#begini…i learned somthing new today :D

    c0mbatbag3l,
    @c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

    I named a VRF after you, babe.

    anhkagi,
    @anhkagi@jlai.lu avatar

    Name software after their daughters (MySQL/MariaDB)

    bluebadoo,

    My partner programmed me a birthday card, so the programming flirt is real.

    QuazarOmega,

    How does that work? Asking for a friend

    Rambi,

    Console.WriteLine(“Happy Birthday!”);

    QuazarOmega,

    Simple and effective!
    I was thinking more along the lines of the Linux business card with glorious Hanna Montana Linux a “happy birthday” Plymouth theme

    Rambi,

    Wow that is crazy that it runs Linux and is less than $3, that guy would put the executives from the scene in American Psycho to shame with that business card.

    What I had in mind was a program with a GUI that had text, some images and you can click through the pages and maybe do something else. I suppose you could pull off something similar to what you linked with a compact arduino-type device, some kind of flat 5v battery and maybe an e-paper display that you can print scrolling text to and maybe a little graphic. I suppose not very similar to what you linked, but would be cool in its own right

    QuazarOmega,

    that guy would put the executives from the scene in American Psycho to shame with that business card.

    Omg, clever idea, gotta save it for making it in the future lol.

    We’ve got a project on our hands with what you described! I’m too hardwareless for that though :(

    nickwitha_k,

    A few ideas:

    • a web page with beautiful CSS and possible animation
    • LaTeX, for those into BDSM
    • a game engine for an interactive “card”
    QuazarOmega,

    These are actually pretty sweet

    • LaTeX, for those into BDSM

    Ooo, are you compiling that by hand? Kinky~

    insomniac_lemon, (edited )
    @insomniac_lemon@kbin.social avatar

    I think this would count, a polygonal heart made via a custom text format and loaded into Raylib. I'm a shut-in though, so I don't know.

    (link for non-Kbin) Is this rizz?

    QuazarOmega,

    If you can teach me Raylib than I consider myself rizzed up

    insomniac_lemon, (edited )
    @insomniac_lemon@kbin.social avatar

    Unfortunately I also disappoint in that way as well. I haven't done much (nothing game-like) and need help myself. I'm not even sure if I want Raylib or if something like SFML or SDL (or some other Linux-friendly framework) would be better for polygon features.

    The relevant code here actually doesn't really depend on Raylib at all (aside from producing the actual polygon itself), it just reads a file and creates a sequence of Vector2 values. Also, it's in Nim-lang, but here's a screenshot of (most of) the code if interested. (also a while before this I've also made a similar thing that loads basic game-book pages (story, button names, button descriptions, buttons open linked page) aka CYOA, though I couldn't really create actual content for it to test/develop it further)

    Also I'd probably be trying to use Godot 4 if the Nim-lang bindings were there, particularly because polygons (see this animated eye made in Godot 4, or this meme frame made in Godot 3).

    QuazarOmega,

    That’s cool anyway, I never tried any “low level” graphics, so it looks rather magic to me, also because it’s Nim, which I know only by name and hipster blogposts/videos (can I add it to my resume after 100 seconds?)

    or this meme frame made in Godot 3).

    That’s hilarious and totally rad, all I can say is I wish for Godot to keep growing, maybe then bindings for niche languages will be improved as well

    insomniac_lemon,
    @insomniac_lemon@kbin.social avatar

    That’s cool anyway, I never tried any “low level” graphics, so it looks rather magic to me

    I wouldn't say what I've done is low-level (especially with <20 lines of code and not OpenGL-level stuff), and Nim offers functions that makes stuff easier. Certainly you can do low-level stuff with Nim, but I'm interested in it because I don't think I could do C/C++ stuff (at least not how it normally looks) but I still want performance/flexibility.

    I wish for Godot to keep growing, maybe then bindings for niche languages will be improved as well

    There are actually production-ready Nim bindings for 3.X, but 4.X uses a different system (supposedly better for integration of compiled languages) and the makers of the old bindings didn't want to do a new effort. Multiple individuals are/were working on it, but 4.0 was released a while ago. And understandably it's a complex thing.

    3.X vs 4.X is a big enough jump for me that it doesn't really make sense to just use 3.X.

    Son_of_dad,

    I’m a handy man, I was thinking of you when I was spackling drywall baby.

    MrMcGasion,

    Skim coat a heart with your initials in it, so when the light hits the wall just right you can see the texture difference through the paint.

    geekworking,

    You can also combine your names into a Linux distribution.

    Deb + Ian = Debian.

    SubArcticTundra,

    I bet they’ve broken up since

    MrothersInArms,

    The word “Debian” was formed as a portmanteau of the first name of his then-girlfriend (later ex-wife) Debra Lynn and his own first name

    Wiki

    SubArcticTundra,

    Debra must be so pissed by now

    hansl, (edited )

    “I’m sorry you merged WHAT upstream? No I don’t care if there’s a new glibc out there, the one we have works just fine.”

    Dirk,
    @Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

    This explains a lot.

    mindbleach,

    “Later ex-wife” is like three tenses of information at once.

    Brahm1nmam,

    Peak efficiency

    andrew,
    @andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

    Had tons of kids though. Have you met the buntu family?

    stefenauris,
    @stefenauris@pawb.social avatar

    Literally came here to say this lol

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