Denis96,

Nah, a whole project

zik,

Like the Apple Lisa for example. Named after his daughter.

redempt,

automate your life’s menial tasks

Eiim,
dan,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

I need to get on Linus’ level. I’ve never written a function with an argument called magic2.

cheery_coffee,

I’m surprised and upset Linus doesn’t use ISO8601 formatting for his magic numbers. Maybe there’s more entropy reversing them?

MazonnaCara89, (edited )
@MazonnaCara89@lemmy.ml avatar

Bo3 developer right now: old my beer

More context here

Comment105,

I misread as Bg3 and thought “oh, he’ll script a sex scene about her”

dan,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

At least link to the actual source instead of a YouTube video that just took someone else’s content :) reddit.com/…/new_drew_marlowe_easter_egg_found_in…

moog,

Sure, but at least they won’t be afraid of commitment.

polite_cat,
@polite_cat@lemmy.world avatar

It’s gonna be awkward though if there is a merge conflict 👀

MonkderZweite,

I thought of you when i made this AI.

Gnubyte,

No. They’ll just name an entire lineup of the worlds biggest computers after your daughter.

Getawombatupya,

Little baby Thinkpad really deserves it.

Comment105,

Alienware?

upturned8393,

The truth is out there

space,

Like the Apple Lisa?

highrfrequenc,

Refactor them guts. Get naked.

halvar,

Name a linux distro after her and yourself. Always works.

Qyuzu,
@Qyuzu@lemdro.id avatar

Or a Linux Mint a version if he is a main contributor.

heliosef,

Found the Hannah Montana user

supert,

I also thought of Debian.

cyberic,
@cyberic@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

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bass boosted ACAB @lil_morgy

hooking up with artists is hot cuz theyll be like “i thought of you when i wrote this song”. what are tech guys gonna do? name a git branch after you? the fuck

[* I am a human volunteer and you could be too ❤️*]

TheGreenGolem,

Good human!

AnarchistArtificer,

Do you know if there’s a place where image transcribers on Lemmy are congregating, or are you just doing this independently?

cyberic,
@cyberic@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

We started a Community https://discuss.tchncs.de/c/transcribersoflemmy. But we’re small and helping out as we can.

tromars,

I knew I forgot something when posting, thank you! Good human

naevaTheRat,
@naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I was thinking about you when I cleaned up this codebase and removed a lot of redundant functions.

float,

That sounds more like breaking up.

Llewellyn,

DuH

QuazarOmega,

The employee that left the mess was already long gone unfortunately

saltesc,

I send my wife code she has nfi idea about but knows I’m proud so she pretends to be impressed.

I win her heart over by making life much easier through technology and handling all that shit. When she can grab a PS4 controller, hit start, and sit on the couch, she knows not all ladies get their TV and sound system on, all inputs adjusted, game mode set, and Nintendo Switch home screen come up ready to launch Zelda.

“Babe, I could IFTTT the lights to drop to a gaming atmosphere and have your phone go into DND mode if you want. Just let me know.”

SPLOOOOOOSH

IzzyJ,
@IzzyJ@lemmy.world avatar

I am jealous of your wife

Redredme,

Mine isn’t impressed with stuff like that. It’s been like that since we’re together. It’s the normal.

These days she just rolls her eyes when another new thing gets automated.

Comment105,

Makes me wonder if one of you are a smooth operator while the other is the captain of the jank tank.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Just take it away for a week.

crunchpaste,
@crunchpaste@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Well, I made my girlfriend a GUI app that converts subtitles from Windows-1251 to utf-8 encoding so that she doesn’t have to remember how to do it. And I didn’t even name it after her…

wviana,

How would this text encoding converter Gui app be named?

Arsecroft,
@Arsecroft@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

doit(3) new.vbs

crunchpaste,
@crunchpaste@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

At the time we were watching Stranger things a lot, so I called it demogorgon.

zeekaran,

I wrote an automation specifically for my partner to unlock the front door when they arrive home.

Also we got a sexy time button.

Home Assistant is a path to what many would consider… Unnatural.

Zikeji,
@Zikeji@programming.dev avatar

I don’t have a partner and have no clue how I would update it for two, but when I start sleep tracking on my phone it turns off all my lights and turns up the fan. Opposite for waking up / alarm. It’s so nice.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I need that in my life some day

zeekaran,

Could set up pressure sensors for the bed, or only turn on sleep tracking when you’re both ready to sleep.

Jtskywalker,

I made a website for my wife with a list of a ton of reasons why I love her and each time she taps the screen it shows a new one.

So… that is a thing you can do for the cost of a domain name and some cheap hosting.

wviana,

How many reasons did you code into it?

Jtskywalker,

I don’t know, I’d have to check the database. I add to it every once in a while so it keeps growing. I think I started with around 20 or so

SnowBunting,

Do you check the list to make sure there aren’t any repeats?

NewAgeOldPerson,

Ask an artist that

QuazarOmega,

Me when
When I fail my DSA course

Jtskywalker,

Yeah, just manually

sic_1,

Aw man that’s so cute! Great idea, hope she appreciates it.

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