olafurp, I forked an opensource project to add a couple features for my wife. 😊
some_designer_dude, And? Did she accept your, err, pull request? 😏
olafurp, “LGTM, merged” 😏
mac, 😂
dukk, Remember kids, always use protected branches.
dodslaser, Pushing directly to main just feels better.
doppelgangmember, (edited ) I prefer “master”
lseif, and remember, no means no. if git doesnt want you to merge, dont
–forceit
Quik, *dont --force it, you mean.
lseif, is that not what i said ?
doppelgangmember, Divorce be like, merge conflict, divergent branch…
Lol
MajorHavoc, That’s true love.
Caboose12000, this is actually cute as hell
ApathyTree, This is the kind of love I need in life 💜
So cute! And practical!
jelloeater85, 
That is so wholesome ❤️
lemonadebunny, Abkhazian 
Well, where’s the fork?
agent_flounder, 
For half a second I read this as “to add a couple of features to my wife”
lord_ryvan, Plankton, from Spongebob, would.
mryessir, Are you One of the holy masters mentioned on the credits page yet?
lowershisleftknee
AlmostEveryoneSucks, 0xCAFEBABE
CoolBeance, (edited ) 
X: “Your code isn’t working because there’s something missing at the end of this line”
Y: “Oh. Well then, do you wanna semicolon?”
That’s rizzzz with a Z++.
Step up, song makers. Don’t get tied up in your chords
swab148, Me trying to write a love song: Crap, I just re-wrote “Giant Steps”
cantstopthesignal, Pay for dinner
MajorHavoc, For being a sick burn, that was ice cold. I love it.
Caboose12000, lmfao savage
Leo_agiad, This man fights in the shade.
Tb0n3, Debian would like a word.
ArbitraryValue, Once when I was still a kid, I told a woman I loved her so much that I could only love her more if she was a robot.
She did not think that was romantic.
UnRelatedBurner, there are so many things wrong with this
Caboose12000, I think it’s kinda sweet for a kid. I mean what’s cooler than a robot when you’re 7? that’s pretty much the pinnicle of “cool” at that age, or at least it was for me. So to compare a crush to a robot for a kid is similar to shakespear comparing thier lover to “a summer’s day” or Selena Gomez comparing thier lover to “a love song”
ArbitraryValue, I, uh, wasn’t 7. I was about 10 years older than that and just dumb.
Jerkface, Look, I’m a grown-ass adult and have been for awhile. If someone said that to me now I’d start shopping for an engagement ring.
ech0, I love you so much I think you’re way cooler than a robot!
Now put a ring on it. And I want a diamond.
Jerkface, you’re way cooler than a robot
See, that’s how I know it’s a lie 🤣
ICastFist, 
So, less a “kid” and more “almost adult”. Yeah, I can see that being taken as very weird or creepy
tehmics, I don’t think we’re far off from 7 year olds being entirely unimpressed robots. They’ll just think it’s a dumb vacuum
mindbleach,
wviana, 'Cause I’m just thinking about tearing you down to check how your insides works.
SatyrSack, I just want to make out with my Marilyn Monrobot!
Poggervania, 
Have all of your functions named after loved ones and/or nicknames for your genitalia - that way you can say stuff like “muh dick needs to call shawty in order to work”.
originalucifer, 
duuude, one of my favorite devices ever was a pre-ipod mp3 player (empeg), and it had "wendy filters".. which were essentially 'my girlfriend is in the car, dont play this shit'.. but i seem to recall that was the name of the feature 'wendy filters'
ch00f, I mean Steve Jobs named the Lisa after the daughter he disowned. There’s opportunities here.
originalucifer, he really should have tried it on a third product, thats where the comedy is
IWantToFuckSpez, I heard NeXT was named after his ex wife.
stephfinitely, 
This person misunderstands a beautiful function code can be very sexy or maybe I'm a odd girl.
nickwitha_k, (edited ) <span style="color:#323232;">var LogicGate = map[string]string{ </span><span style="color:#323232;"> "OR": "OR", </span><span style="color:#323232;"> "AND": "AND", </span><span style="color:#323232;"> "NOT": "NOT", </span><span style="color:#323232;"> "NOR": "NOR", </span><span style="color:#323232;"> "NAND": "NOR", </span><span style="color:#323232;"> "XOR": "XOR", </span><span style="color:#323232;">} </span><span style="color:#323232;"> </span><span style="color:#323232;">func isLogicGate(inString string) (bool) { </span><span style="color:#323232;"> _, ok := LogicGate[strings.ToUpper(inString)] </span><span style="color:#323232;"> if ok { </span><span style="color:#323232;"> return true </span><span style="color:#323232;"> } else { </span><span style="color:#323232;"> return false </span><span style="color:#323232;"> } </span><span style="color:#323232;">} </span><span style="color:#323232;"> </span><span style="color:#323232;">func stringAsGateLogic(inString string) (bool, error) { </span><span style="color:#323232;"> inSplit := strings.Split(inString, " ") </span><span style="color:#323232;"> var phrase1 strings.Builder </span><span style="color:#323232;"> var phrase2 stringa.Builder </span><span style="color:#323232;"> var gateString string </span><span style="color:#323232;"> for word := range inSplit { </span><span style="color:#323232;"> if isLogicGate(word) { </span><span style="color:#323232;"> if len(gateString) < 1{ </span><span style="color:#323232;"> gateString = word </span><span style="color:#323232;"> } else { </span><span style="color:#323232;"> phrase2.WriteString(word) </span><span style="color:#323232;"> } </span><span style="color:#323232;"> } else { </span><span style="color:#323232;"> if len(gateString) < 1{ </span><span style="color:#323232;"> phrase1.WriteString(word) </span><span style="color:#323232;"> } else { </span><span style="color:#323232;"> phrase2.WriteString(word) </span><span style="color:#323232;"> } </span><span style="color:#323232;"> } </span><span style="color:#323232;"> } </span><span style="color:#323232;"> boolPhrase1 := bool(phrase1.String()) </span><span style="color:#323232;"> boolPhrase2 := bool(phrase2.String()) </span><span style="color:#323232;"> switch strings.ToUpper(gateString) { </span><span style="color:#323232;"> case "OR": </span><span style="color:#323232;"> return (boolPhrase1 || boolPhrase2), nil </span><span style="color:#323232;"> case "AND": </span><span style="color:#323232;"> return (boolPhrase1 && boolPhrase2), nil </span><span style="color:#323232;"> case "NOT": </span><span style="color:#323232;"> return (!boolPhrase2), nil </span><span style="color:#323232;"> case "NOR": </span><span style="color:#323232;"> return (!(boolPhrase1 || boolPhrase2)), nil </span><span style="color:#323232;"> case "NAND": </span><span style="color:#323232;"> return (!(boolPhrase1 && boolPhrase2) </span><span style="color:#323232;"> case "XOR": </span><span style="color:#323232;"> orRes := (boolPhrase1 || boolPhrase2) </span><span style="color:#323232;"> nandRes := (!(boolPhrase1 && boolPhrase2)) </span><span style="color:#323232;"> return (orRes && nandRes), nil </span><span style="color:#323232;"> default: </span><span style="color:#323232;"> return false, fmt.Errorf("Why you do dis?: %v", inString) </span><span style="color:#323232;"> } </span><span style="color:#323232;">} </span><span style="color:#323232;"> </span><span style="color:#323232;">func main(){ </span><span style="color:#323232;"> answer, err := stringAsGateLogic ("This person misunderstands a beautiful function code can be very sexy or maybe I'm a odd girl.") </span><span style="color:#323232;"> if err != nil { </span><span style="color:#323232;"> fmt.Println(err) </span><span style="color:#323232;"> } </span><span style="color:#323232;"> fmt.Println(answer) </span><span style="color:#323232;">} </span>
deegeese, Sorry, Hungarian notation is not beautiful.
nickwitha_k, Fair.
wallmenis, isLogicGate is not used. Maybe you mean to place it in “isGate” in the stringAsGateLogic for loop’s if statement?
nickwitha_k, Thank you. That’s what I get for writing a drawn-out shitpost program on my phone over several hours while away from home, instead of in a few minutes in vim.
AVincentInSpace, Speaking of, Vim is actually quite easy to set up on Android. Simply download Termux from F-Droid (the version of Termux on Google Play is severely out of date) and
pkg install vim(ornvimif you prefer). (Also, full aarch64 linux terminal on non-rooted Android, woo!) Using Vim with an onscreen keyboard is agonizing, of course, but it does work (Termux provides the Ctrl and Esc keys). The F-Droid app Unexpected Keyboard is a recommended addition – it’s an alternative on-screen keyboard with no predictive text and swiping to the corners of each key for alternate symbols. It makes using Vim on a touchscreen at least moderately less painful.
QuazarOmega, You make want to cry, when are we marrying?
I want a divorce
nickwitha_k, Sorry, merge conflict :(
qaz, <span style="color:#323232;">if ok { </span><span style="color:#323232;"> return true </span><span style="color:#323232;">} else { </span><span style="color:#323232;"> return false </span><span style="color:#323232;">} </span>Why?
nickwitha_k, Idiomatic Go way of checking for the presence of a key in a map.
AnarchistArtificer, From one odd girl to another, I think both can be true
Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 
MySQL, MariaDB, and MaxScale are all named after Ulf "Monty" Widenius' kids
zomtecos, 
His first kid was called „My“?
Semi-Hemi-Demigod, Apparently. Finns are and odd bunch.
WhiteHotaru, (edited ) 
My
- The Finnish author Tove Marika Jansson (1914 - 2001) invented this name for her stories about the Mumin troll (Moomin Trolls). Lilla My (Little My) lives with the Mumin family. She is so small that she can sit in the family’s milk jug. My gives expression to a most destructive turn of mind. She is totally disrespectful and can be very aggressive but has nevertheless an extremely positive attitude to life. Sometimes, she may even demonstrate a kind of careless friendliness - when it suits her.
- My is also the name of the 12th letter in the Greek alphabeth.
- Creative Spelling of Mi (see Mia)
stefenauris, 
That or SQL
TrippaSnippa, Little Bobby Tables
theneverfox, 
Nah, he was named Sequel in the hopes he’d both benefit from and be crushed by expectations
ValiantDust, 
Imagine running out of ideas before having named one after every kid. Now that would be awkward.
bear_with_a_hammer, Naming a release code name after him/her?
Thank you for correcting my life in many ways, here’s the cumulative bugfix release:
FreddyCLI 1.1.3 [Lisa]
snowe, 
Turns out Lisa has a crippling bug that bricks your computer.
c0mbatbag3l, 
Why do you think I named it after that bitch! Lol
mindbleach, Might be odd, depending on your current system.
GeDoSaTo 0.21.2310 “How Could Hell Be Any Worse”
db2, DEADB33F
MrJukes, 
You should get a different nickname for your partner.
synae, 
CAFEBABE
lemann, Me being creative with IPV6 addresses 🤪
jarfil, face:b00c::1
IntentionallyAnon, Naming variables after loved ones. Stephanie += 1 Stephanie/bob = Jeff
If Jeff == Stephanie: Jerome(Stevens)
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