InevitableWaffles,
@InevitableWaffles@midwest.social avatar

My dumbass state just allowed it and it is polluting every advertisement route. It is deeply frustrating seeing this happen.

PopcornPrincess,

Same. All I see on the tv are the endless floods of gambling ads and Medicare advantage ads in my state. Welcome to America. :/

Katana314,

If we ban betting on sports, they’ll just move betting to some other random indeterminate outcome. Like…which industries and markets are going to perform better than others month by month.

wildginger,

Woah woah woah, lets not get crazy, no one is trying to ban gambling! Just advertising it.

Whooo, thats a close one eh? Ban gambling. Ha! Whats next, ban cocaine?

captainlezbian,

I mean I think it should be legal. But also my main issue with legalizing cocaine is with the human suffering involved in its production. But we need to have no illusion here, gambling is an extremely addictive behavior with high destructive potential.

wildginger,

The main issue with cocaine is that its pretty addictive and absolutely wrecks your body if you do it frequently.

The growing of coca trees is only a human suffering issue because its an illicit drug. If it was legal, it would be grown like any other crop. The issues with its cultivation would be the same issues with agriculture in general.

bamboo,

There’s a website kalshi, where you can even bet on the weather.

SeaStar,
@SeaStar@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, and it already has a name “investment”

Speculater,

And then let them see the bets we place and allow them to bet the other side after changing the odds.

pete_the_cat,

Or I’ll put my foot up your ass!

dojan,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

Gambling shouldn’t be advertised. Swedish radio advertisements is 70% gambling, and the remaining 30% is sex toys and car related services.

Mr_Blott,

Interesting that all 3 will fuck you at some point tho

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

So that’s how the air filter got in my rectum! Case closed boys.

PeriodicallyPedantic,

You mean… That’s not what it’s for?

VikingHippie,

It can be a little bit for that, as a treat.

OutlierBlue,

Let’s be honest, some of us could really use an air filter up there.

KingThrillgore,
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

I don’t think it’ll stop ass gas

OutlierBlue,

Definitely not, but it might make it less toxic for everyone else. Like a catalytic converter for your anus.

Fosheze,

Oh my god. A butt plug that contains something that breaks down the fart smell. From what I can tell the stink component of farts (hydrogen sulfide) can react with a carbon catalyst and oxygen to produce elemental sulphur and water. So you just need a butt plug with an activated charcoal filter plus something to bind the sulphur to eliminate the smell. Even better, because your fart is passing through the chambers of the butt plug there will be no noise. So every fart will be silent and stinkless.

VikingHippie,

It’s worth a try, depending on relative dimensions and lube supply 🤷

superguy,

Good reddit humor.

pete_the_cat,

Heh you guys have sex toy advertisements on the radio? Were too prude for that in the US, instead we have prescription drug ads everywhere.

Mozingo,
@Mozingo@lemmy.world avatar

Y’all don’t hear ads for stuff like Adam & Eve? Here in Texas we have ads for drugs and sex toys lol

WYLD_STALLYNS,
@WYLD_STALLYNS@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Drugs and sex toys are very Christian /s 😂

Reminds me of the states most common porn searches one year, where incest was top result in Utah. I think it was top a few years in a row.

pete_the_cat,

I’ve seen/heard a few ads for them, but it’s not really common. Also I rarely listen to the radio anymore.

MelodiousFunk,
@MelodiousFunk@kbin.social avatar

nonspecific positive imagery and music

Ask your doctor about [results of syllable dartboard] today.

mindbleach,

Use of Etoinshrdlu has been associated with limbic inversion, salt allergy, cochlear displacement, loss of nostrils, and adult onset illiteracy. Do not take Etoinshrdlu if you are allergic to Etoinshrdlu. I’m a designer drug spokesman and even I can’t believe we have to say that. Do not continue using Etoinshrdlu if you experience death.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

My favorite is, “dont take insert drug name if you are allergic to insert drug name

ricecake,

They do that to make the list long enough that you tune it out. They have to list the downsides , and are only able to mention benefits that have been proven to help with approved uses.
They don’t have to communicate the actual likelihood of the risks or benefits, or communicate the risks in a way that conveys their gravity.

So they can leave out the part where most insomnia medication only gets you 15 more minutes of sleep, and lump the 75% chance it’ll leave you so groggy the next day you can’t drive a car in with “if you’re allergic to it, taking it is bad”.
Because you were warned. “Most people will experience improved sleep duration. May cause lingering fatigue. Do not take if you are allergic to it”.

VikingHippie,

Speaking of the syllable dartboard, one of my favourite buzzfeed style quizzes from back when everyone was still doing them was called

PRESCRIPTION MEDICINE OR LORD OF THE RINGS CHARACTER

I’m pretty sure five or so people out of thousands got all of them right 😂

Jamie,
@Jamie@jamie.moe avatar

Ask your doctor if Boromir is right for you.

VikingHippie,

Ever since I started taking Celeborn, my poops have been magnificent!

pete_the_cat,

One does not simply walk in the pharmacy and demand drugs.

Shialac,

At least in germany its illegal to advertise prescription drugs

Viking_Hippie,

Same here in Denmark 🤜🤛

onion,

But we have a huge market for snake oil

maccentric,

Ask your doctor if snake oil is right for you!

pimeys,
@pimeys@lemmy.nauk.io avatar

Yep. I had a very bad cough years ago, and couldn’t sleep. My doctor asked if I’m interested in homeopathy. I laughed so hard that I started coughing really violently, and walked home with a codeine prescription that helped me over that flu.

Cookiesandcreamclouds,

Sex toys? Blasphemy! Killing yourself with prescriptions? Perfectly fine!

pete_the_cat,

Side effects may include shitting yourself in public, a horrible lingering stench that you can’t get rid of, eyeballs popping out, ears flapping, nose elongation, heart attack, stroke, and death. As your doctor about it today!

wildginger,

Everything okay, sweden?

dojan,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

I belive we have really strict gambling laws, one of the reasons we never got arcade halls here. Online casinos and such don’t count though, it seems. It feels like half a dozen pop up each week.

GreyEyedGhost,

I love the idea of equating arcades with gambling. In one you will always lose your money, and the better you are the longer you can play. In the other, the skill element is much less relevant.

dojan,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

I legit never understood that one myself. I think it’s a mix of laws that make it infeasible.

Game machines are not allowed to be an establishments main source of income. This I think is targeted at gambling machines, slots and the like, because gambling is heavily regulated by the state, but naturally that also made arcades nigh impossible to run.

I believe there’s also some sort of law about the amount of such machines an establishment may have. Again, to prevent casino type establishments from existing. You can’t really run an arcade hall with two or three machines.

Then a more recent law enforces such machines to also give you a receipt? I dunno I didn’t read too closely, but I suppose machines of that kind don’t tend to have that sort of functionality meaning if you wanted to have an arcade hall here you’d need to custom order the machines.

It’s just not economically feasible.

And the most ridiculous thing is that while there’s not much in the way of physical gambling here, there are so many internet casinos I can’t properly convey how ridiculous it is. Like imagine an incredulous amount and it’s still more than that.

And the government is perfectly okay with that. They’re such incompetent buffoons.

Socsa,

Sweden has blackjack tables outside the bathroom in lots of bars so you can play while standing in line. Or at least they did the last time I was there.

dojan,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, and my go to Chinese restaurant had two slot machines. They can have these things but they can’t be the primary income of the establishment.

Ergo no casinos or arcade halls, but blackjack at a bar is fine.

UnverifiedAPK,

Is listening to the radio still popular in Sweden or is it dying off like in the US?

dojan,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

My roomie’s a trucker, he listens to the radio a lot. Otherwise I’ve no idea, don’t think you listen to the radio outside of when you’re in a car.

Discombobulated_Back,

My mother hears radio all day, cause its to quite at home if no one else is home and except that, the only place is car and at work but its mostly so loud at work or so much intergerence that you cant hear a thing. And maybe the super market if i dont have my own headphones on i get blasted with advertising radio of the supermarket. Nowhere else i hear radio.

KpntAutismus,

“i wonder why everyone hates watching ads”

argo_yamato,

Yep and as someone who watches a lot of sports I would love to see those ads banned. Also ban the pre-game odds shows and the in game odds updates.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

100% its so cringe, im ok with the fantasy aspect of it, cause it does take some skill, but the odds are just straight up gambling no if ands or buts. I dont know how gamblers in recovery even watch sports anymore… so glad i got addicted to gambling on stocks with wallstreets bets and learned my expensive lesson so that sports can stay pure for me and not tainted by my addictive personality.

Socsa,

The fantasy games are just how they get kids hooked. It’s very obvious to me as someone who has always kind of felt like fantasy takes some purity out of the fandom, that this has been a long term plan to normalize this kind of “skill” game so they can create exactly that pipeline.

But I mean, its probably just a crazy conspiracy theory that the NFL already had branded endorsement deals ready to go with a dozen different gambling houses immediately when the Supreme Court cleared the way for all this shit.

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

who tf gambles on sport (probably why they are advertising on tv)

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Poor people

“Bet $5 get $250 in free bets if you lose!”

Shit is predatory as hell and is trying to get folks addicted.

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

their main competitor is casinos that absolutely destroy them in marketshare

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

I feel like alot of em are casinos, Ceasars Sports book and Bet MGM come to mind.

BolexForSoup,
@BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

that absolutely destroy them in marketshare

For now. The gap is shrinking YoY at an alarming rate. Sports gambling has been growing over 10% annually for a few years now.

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Wait, that sounds like a pretty sweet deal...

pete_the_cat,

Lots of people. Probably the same people that play Fantasy Football.

People will literally gamble on anything.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Bet.

wait no

Socsa,

Fantasy football is literally a 20 year plan to create a childhood gambling pipeline, which they finally pulled off with the recent rounds of regulatory capture.

pete_the_cat,

Apparently it’s been a thing since the 50s, I only remember hearing about it about 15 years ago.

BolexForSoup, (edited )
@BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

It is an unbelievably massive, multi-billion dollar industry that is rapidly growing in the US right now. A number of states have relaxed their laws about online gambling and sports books, we are going to see a whole new generation of addicts. Every single fraternity at American universities has a point person at this stage. Many did prior they just did it on the sly.

Caesars Sportsbook just bought the sponsorship for the NFL stadium out from Mercedes in my city. You cannot go a quarter-mile without seeing a billboard about it. YouTube is flooded with it if it detects I’m in my home state. It’s relentless now. And if it’s not Caesar’s palace bombing me with ads, it’s draft kings.

wildginger,

Gambling on sports is one of the oldest types of gambling.

And, look. If you have the cash to spare, and gambling isnt a vice for you, it is kinda fun. Thats kinda the problem, its easy for the average person to get into it with some friends as a way to have more fun watching the game only for that to be the first domino.

FlexibleToast,

A lot of sports fans do, and then statisticians take them to the bank.

uphillbothways,
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

Approved for the use of Red Forman, instead of that dumbass.

rockSlayer,

Petition to make Red the person in the template instead of the other guy

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Wrong Paul Verhoeven movie.

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar
GreenMario,
VikingHippie,

Justin Hawkins, belting: I believe in a thing called ass! Just listen to the rhythm of my foot!

starman2112,

Unfortunately his actor is also kinda ass. Idunno if trying to get a rapist a lighter sentence is worse than all the shit Chowder has done, but I’m fine with never seeing either of them again

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Need someone to photoshop one with Dale Earnhardt.

EdibleFriend,

I get why we want to get away from that dumbass(heh) that’s the normal part of this meme?

But Red would give zero fucks about gambling.

SturgiesYrFase,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

Red would however call you a dumbass for enabling people’s gambling problems

EdibleFriend,

If Red met me his brain would literally explode because of all the different fucking reasons to call me a dumbass.

papalonian,

I think he would call you a dumbass for getting into gambling, but would view someone running the business as just a businessman. He may be wary of the gang associating with him but I don’t think he’d view him as a bad dude

Darkassassin07,
@Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca avatar

sports Gambling shouldn’t be advertised on tv

FTFY

RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

Hey we have a law for that in our country. There are some exceptions but those have to be individually permitted.

That being said fantasy sports bets and some other gambling games try to dodge the classification as a gambling game.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

everything shouldn’t be advertised*

ftfy

flerp,

There should be one specific place where advertisements are allowed and contained. If you need X, go to the X page on the one place for advertising and check out your options. No more shoving things people don’t need down their throats. Make people seek out the things they need rather than be convinced they need what they don’t.

jawa21,

That’s the yellow pages

starman2112,

I’m okay with advertisements in things like television. Ad supported media is one thing, ad supported real estate needs to burn to the ground

Darkassassin07,
@Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca avatar

I actually don’t (well, didn’t) mind advertising, to an extent.

I liked seeing what new products or services are out there, or deals I may have not known about otherwise; but advertisers have taken it so far that you can’t have a reasonable amount anymore. You either block it all or get bombarded relentlessly.

I wouldn’t even use an ad blocker if the ads weren’t disrupting the content I’m actually here to see. YouTube for example was fine when it just had banner ads around the video player; as soon as they started forcing you to watch video ads to be able to watch the actual video you came there for is when it became a problem to me.

Gave em an inch and they took a mile. Now they get nothing.

captainlezbian,

Yeah I don’t mind phone website ads that are just in the middle of content, but no you’re playing video ads which fuck with my hearing aids while taking up a third of my screen in scrolling. Fuck you no

AtHeartEngineer,
@AtHeartEngineer@lemmy.world avatar

You are my people

Veedem,
@Veedem@lemmy.world avatar

Governments want that tax income. They want that business to boom. They don’t care about the side effects.

IvyRaven,
@IvyRaven@midwest.social avatar

It goes beyond tax money, but that’s a part of it for sure. Gambling in the USA at least helps prop up the ‘American Dream’ by keeping the under privileged poor and in-debt. Because at any minute they could become mega rich! Except they won’t especially as the addiction will tell them to double down and make them lose it all.

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