Mr_Blott

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Mr_Blott,

The rest of the world -

“You guys go to therapy?!?”

Mr_Blott,

You need a comma in there somewhere, smartarse

Mr_Blott,

Every hipster place in France is charging €20+ for burgers, but you’d go straight out of business if you tried serving them without sides

Mr_Blott,

www.xe.com/currencyconverter/convert/?Amount=22&a…

Mr_Blott,

Is there a c/thathappened?

Mr_Blott,

Like, mostly heating the top 50% of your living room wtf

Mr_Blott, (edited )

Does that work if using VLC?

Edit - For W10, right click the sound icon and choose Open Sound Settings

Under Choose Your Output Device, click Device Properties

On the right side of the screen, click Additional Device Properties

You’ll find the enhancements tab there

Mr_Blott,

Kinda like the sorts of wankers that use initialisations that nobody knows just to try and feel superior? 😂

Mr_Blott,

Move out of the country, *and still have to pay taxes 😂

Why don't rabies infected humans act like rabies infected animals

This always puzzled me. Why don’t humans act much more aggressive or crazed like its often depicted with animals. Afaik there’s 2 types of rabies, “dumb” and “furious” so my question is more towards the 2nd type. For example, we never hear of rabies causing a human to accidentally bite another human so why is that?

Mr_Blott,

Hey, Belgians are human too!

Mr_Blott,

You literally just spent five minutes typing out almost the exact UK laws you daftie 😂

Mr_Blott,

You said he had been duped by a scammer. Which likely means he had no right to be in the UK so tried to enter illegally using a scammer. I’m not sure what the law is on filming victims illegal migrants

Mr_Blott,

Yeah the vast, vast majority of folk use Android, it’s Apple that fucked up SMS.

Fuck them, nobody uses SMS for that reason, let Apple sort it out, or be forced to by the EU again lol

Mr_Blott,

I want an app that echos the pings back to the sender. Teach those cunts that use “send” as a full stop a lesson

I don’t need six notifications for one paragraph, Jonny

Mr_Blott,

not using the right keywords

Have you tried Kagi search? Millions of “sEO eXPeRtS” have totally fucked Google and made it almost useless

Mr_Blott,

Why don’t we have microwave coolers yet?!?

Mr_Blott,

Kanye’s latest footwear range

Mr_Blott,

The Vauxhalls?

Mr_Blott,

Amazing. Both horrifically-poor manufacturers,and an almost identical name! 😂

Mr_Blott,

WTF is this community about? Help an old cunt here

Mr_Blott,

Oh god, I remember my 20s; seeing in the new millennium and beyond playing Episode 1 Racer for days with my mate John on his Playstation ;)

Mr_Blott,

I’m currently commenting on all the Linux communities - “I don’t have this problem because I use Windows” and they’re not seeing the irony

Mr_Blott,

The daft cunt wears wellies

Mr_Blott,

Yeah that was fleek I think

Mr_Blott,

We have no clue about making *shite tea, aye

Mr_Blott,

Sounds like you need colonised, old chap

Mr_Blott,

Wait till you find out about du coup -

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c7e9cdba-8044-4dd2-b9b6-2289f3440a6b.jpeg

ElleSabine, to romancebooks
@ElleSabine@romancelandia.club avatar

I Gnome Sweet Gnome by Elva Birch ( 2/Lawn Ornament Shifters) today because rn it’s (not sure how long that will last), and because the cover & title made me laugh. This shorter-length Christmas story takes rom-com almost to absurd . Get ready for a jewel thief owl shifter to meet her mate as a Norwegian gnome factory owner. @romancebooks
https://amzn.to/3NlwpzF

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Mr_Blott,

I don’t know what’s worse, the titlegore or the thumbnail 🤢

Mr_Blott,

Baffled that a corporation would pay someone to write an article this badly!

Ten paragraphs, no information

Mr_Blott,

That was three minutes of info in a 12 minute vid

Please fuck off with this shit, it’s ruining Lemmy

Mr_Blott,

Did you hear about the blind carpenter? He picked up a hammer and saw

Mr_Blott,

In this video, two people you never heard of take ten minutes to give you one minute’s worth of information

Yo OP, got some of dat articles?!?

Mr_Blott,

No Italian would have such ghastly plates, come on

Mr_Blott,

The IKEA empire is built on this feeling. If you put it together yourself, you’re more inclined to feel that it’s better quality

In actual fact, 90% of IKEA stuff is well-designed cheaply made shit

Mr_Blott,

That was about as useful as tits on a fish

Mr_Blott,

Do tell. What’s Classic flavour?

Mr_Blott,

Interesting. We call them “ready salted” because when they were invented, they used to come unsalted, but with a little salt cellar to accompany them

Mr_Blott,

A proper french onion soup is pretty classy

Mr_Blott,

French people - “I’m sorry, but what?”

Mr_Blott,

Saved you a vid - it just says “2024”

Mr_Blott,

Surprised I had to scroll this far to find one of yous insufferable wankers

Mr_Blott,

Air fryers are only popular because Americans have been using microwaves to cook for decades, which are possibly the worst cooking devices ever created.

If they had decent fan ovens during that time, they wouldn’t be anywhere near as popular

Conversely, air fryers are seen to be popular in the UK, because nobody will admit they fell for the advertising, and now only use them for chips

Mr_Blott,

Been using Kobos for a decade and I’ll gladly admit they were utter shite to start with

They’ve changed dramatically and are now twice the price and ten times the quality

Plus not giving Gif Bozo money

Mr_Blott,

Spoiler - it’s RDT

How can it be a spoiler if we have no fuckin clue what RDT is? 😂

Mr_Blott,

Christ on a bike, how were we meant to know that?!? Is it too much trouble for you to type something out for us so we can understand you, without having to Google it?

Excuuuuse us for making you press some keys 😂

Mr_Blott,

No mate, the issue is someone having to use ChatGPT to try and figure out what you were talking about, simply because you were too lazy to type a phrase, causing this entire comment chain here.

If you’re communicating with other people, it’s frankly a tad rude to assume that everyone should spend some of their time working out what you’re talking about, rather than taking two seconds yourself to type clearly

This might sound harsh, but it’s good advice for the world in general, especially in a professional environment

Mr_Blott,

You got an article about that?

Mr_Blott,

I would argue that the guy with the small truck is there to do a job for someone, and you’d be utterly fucked if you had a burst pipe and he wasn’t allowed to drive in the city. They are the one exception to the rule

The guy with the big truck most likely just uses it to make up for his micropenis, right enough

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