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Speculater,

It’s that grind-set mindset, people think not sleeping is a sign of prosperity, but in reality it’s strongly linked with early dementia.

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The same fictional all seeing man who cares when they masturbate or who they make love to.

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“As you see, this vault has an almost perfect mechanism for defeating most picking techniques, low tolerances, phantom false sets, and a rather complicated keyway. Now what I want to point out are the hinges on the door itself, they’re facing outwards. Little bit of liquid nitrogen and a ball peen hammer. We are in.”

Speculater,

Who is Deez?

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Wouldn’t it need a section of counter weight if elephants were carrying it?

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Turn the lights on!

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I don’t understand how the bank didn’t pay them back and return the frauds as insured.

Giving your password and account out shouldn’t be enough to authorize a wire transfer. That’s on the bank.

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Ahhh, analog NFTs, siiick!

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Not to mention the state of ISPs in Australia. I believe you pay more for less than almost every country. Two exceptions being the US and Canada.

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This is even worse with audio books. Book was written decades ago, read twenty years ago, and I’m supposed to give them $15-50 to listen to it? Get the fuck out of here.

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Choosing not to vote is doing far more damage. Your protest is saying, “I don’t mind if you’re oppressed, my life is fine as it is.”

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80 hour work weeks

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39 and still don’t understand why people complain. Just hydrate, poop, eat, poop again, go back to normal.

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Which is nothing compared to what ARC survival wants. Games are ridiculous these days. I’m not giving up 1/10th of my storage for a fucking game.

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Me: ChatGPT, write a piece of code that does thing.

ChatGPT: Sure here you go. (throws an error code)

Me: Can you please fix the code to avoid the error?

ChatGPT: Oh, my bad. Here you go.

Me: Thanks Buddy.

Speculater,

Why not just cuss around children and teach them when it’s appropriate? I’ve never understood “shielding” them from something they’ll get exposed to with or without you. May as well make it a teaching moment.

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I’m going to hard disagree, saying cuss words are a “fallback” sounds very elitist. Gives me real “we’re better than that” vibes, like not cussing puts you in some higher tier of society.

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It’s like saying the Department of Transportation loses billions of dollars annually to build roads for individual vehicles. People find the craziest arguments to fight against anything that benefits the public.

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Exactly my experience as well. Sure, I don’t have infinite scroll, but I also don’t feel like an algorithm is trying to make me angry. When I get responses, they’re typically thoughtful or on topic.

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The memories are fantastic though.

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One thing that helped me get better is the mindset that if I can’t carry, I don’t deserve to rank up. I just adapt to whatever I’m given.

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Hence, adapt to whatever I’m given. If I can’t play offense and defense, I don’t deserve to rank up.

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How’d that turn out?

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Firefox and Bitwarden never fight.

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Pretend smart?

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“These are not the cheese you’re looking for.”

Pixel 8 and 8 pro users - How has the experience been so far?

Hi Pixel 8 and 8 pro users, how has your experience with the new line of phones been so far? I’m still rocking a pixel 6 pro, and don’t intend on upgrading this year; however, as a pixel nerd, I am curious about how the new phone is holding up? Has there been any noticeable improvements or compromises compared to your last...

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I’m thinking of switching to graphene OS on my 6 Pro, did you lose any functionality you regret? Losing NFC is the biggest downside I see, but I’ll survive that. Anything else?

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Goblin Cleric… Shit

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Well now I’ll have to roll one!

Hi-viz (files.mastodon.online)

alt textPost by Urban Cycling Institute. text: ‘New study into effectiveness of hi-viz for cyclists in car traffic’ - by Brendan Gavrin images: Two photos. One is captioned “Driver’s view of cyclist dressed in black”, the other “Driver’s view of cyclist dressed in hi-viz”. Both depict a phone in front of a...

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Texting and driving kills a lot of people. You’re being a little sus acting like it’s normal. There’s no excuse, pull over and text if it’s an emergency.

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Well this will make improv harder.

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You forgot the and! “No, and”

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No you weren’t. Follow the improv rules and keep building.

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I love playing a necro! I hate the “good” players that pretend we can’t have aligned goals though.

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Then they legitimize each other too, “How can we be wrong, there’s thousands of us!”

My father was hi-jacked by QAnon so bad that he won’t even read anything else because he sees any contradictory information as an attack.

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I always name my tests too complex 🥲.

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Easy solution:

Find all: ;

Replace with: ,

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Yeah, no thank you.

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Well the seat post is under their butt.

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“Room 1, Room 2, Zone, Range/Kitchen, Bath, ECT, Hi-Lo”

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The dancing kind, but yeah.

Piracy is Preservation (feddit.de)

Image description: a screenshot from the Wikipedia page for the Doctor Who TV series, with a user-added caption that reads “Preserve the media you can before it’s gone forever.” The Wikipedia article reads, “No 1960s episodes exist on their original videotapes (all surviving prints being film transfers), though some were...

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If I build a house, you buy it, that’s it. I worked and got paid. Why in the ever loving fuck do people get paid for work they did 30, 40, 70 years ago?!

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My step mom beat the shit out of us and says all five of us, two of her own children, are making it up. Needless to say, no contact going on 7 years.

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Thank you. To be honest, I was willing to have a relationship with her, if she admitted to harming us, but she wouldn’t and I chose to move on.

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That’s somehow much better in my mind. Assuming you don’t do it with every tinder date that lets you get your dick wet.

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My wife and I get a huge tax break for filing jointly, not to mention healthcare and life insurance benefits.

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You can change your display name on your instance settings.

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Oh! Lol. I used a text to emoji translator.

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