TimeSquirrel,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Pulls up to gas pump and starts pump

"WELCOME TO SHELL!"

startled, ready to fight, "fffuck offff!"

Rai,

Ughhghghg I HATE talking pumps/ads on pumps. Small stations are now my shiz.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Costco gas is seventy cents cheaper in my area and doesn’t show me ads.

Rai,

Based Costco

Don’t they pay their workers like stupid well for a retail chain too?

Ashelyn,

Mine shows ads but doesn’t play audio. Plus the ads are just for like their Citi credit card, relatively unobtrusive.

Tangentially, I recently came to the unfortunate conclusion that it’s just not worth my time to get gas at Costco if there’s a line, especially if I’m out and about on a lunch break. The gas is good and it’s much cheaper, but if it’s like 6 cars back and a 15-20 minute wait, I actually save money by filling up elsewhere and just getting back to work sooner.

bouh,

Oh yes so much! My exact reaction everytime I hear a machine talking to me!

RaoulDook,

Yes, I concur as well. I don’t talk to robots, and I don’t want them to talk to me.

shasta,

Can’t believe this sort of prejudice still exists in this day and age. Smh

Norgur,

More importantly: Stop flashing useless blinky lights at me. I don't need a blue floodlight that tells me that my phone is charging, I don't need a yellow floodlight that tells me that my alarm clock is on and I don't need a green floodlight that tells me that my router is indeed not on fire.

M500,

Next to my bed is the computer. There is a blue light that shines through a crack in my bamboo divider and hits me right in the eye almost every night.

Of course, I forget about it every morning for the past 3 months.

Serdan,

You could get up and do something about it right now.

Xyre,

Seriously. I’ve started taking black nail polish to LEDs. Cheap solution that stops the light and easy to remove if ever necessary.

jaybone,

I cut a little square of black electrical tape.

empireOfLove,
@empireOfLove@lemmy.one avatar

But I’m already comfy right now…
ehh fuck it rolls over to other side of bed

DharkStare,

I have similar feelings regarding all the RGB lighting on computer hardware. I have to drape a towel over my mouse just so I can sleep in peace.

eestileib,

You can turn off mouse illumination in your hardware settings, most likely.

I found that one layer of masking tape will let me sleep, three layers makes it the brightness it ought to be in the first place

empireOfLove,
@empireOfLove@lemmy.one avatar

The lights would be OK if they simply made them diffuse, low-intensity bulbs like they used to be in the 90’s. Bonus points for being behind a transparent textured plastic lens.

But no, they simply put open holes in casings that expose the most powerful SMD LED chip they could source.

insaneduck,

It is the most powerful until you specifically want to buy led torch light then they put the cheapest possible light in it.

Norgur,

Of course. The bright one all got bought up by Philips so you get a red LED when your smart light bulb is off or some shit.

StThicket,

The problem isn’t the LED itself. The problem is engineers that read the datasheets where it shows which forward current they need. What they forget to think about is that the recommended forward current is for max brightness, so they slap whichever resistor they need, and never give it another thought.

Whenever I design a LED circuit that is only used as an indicator, I always make it 10% or less than recommended, because I do not need to burn away my retina when I test the boards.

empireOfLove,
@empireOfLove@lemmy.one avatar

Of course that’s smart design. You’d think that would be something that becomes immediately obvious when the very first prototype PCB is put out and none of the engineers can look at the damn thing directly…

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

“Your TV is turned off. You can tell by the red lights we have turned on on the TV.”

i_stole_ur_taco,

I’ve started opening up cheap electronic/electrical devices I buy and just snip one of the leads on the pointless status LEDs they have all over the place.

shootwhatsmyname,
@shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee avatar

Playing “All Robots & Computers Must Shut The Hell Up” on Spotify

Franzia,

Well call me a laptop and muffle my speaker 😉

bingbong,

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

jaybone,

Can you bend over and insert a power plug?

Franzia,

My battery is low, I’m powerless and in need of juice!

miss_brainfart,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

powerless and in need of juice

Now that’s how I like my subs

Blackout,
@Blackout@kbin.social avatar

Same thing with tornado sirens and ambulances. Don't you dare yell at me!

explodicle,

Hot take: ambulances should be quiet enough to not cause pedestrian hearing damage, and people who don’t pull over and fully stop 100% should get their licenses suspended.

If one can’t look out for ambulances, then they shouldn’t be driving at all.

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

If memory serves the reason emergency vehicle sirens are getting so loud is because modern cars keep getting quieter inside due to sound dampening

I recently sat in a new car and I couldn’t tell if it was on or not due to how quiet it was inside the car, outside it was easy to tell but inside it was quiet as a tomb

It wasn’t even some fancy luxury car either

ElmarsonTheThird,
@ElmarsonTheThird@feddit.de avatar

So anytime an ambulance approaches, all traffic has to stop? What if they’re just driving to the gas station? How do you know that the ambulance is on an emergency call?

Also: the siren is not just for everyone in front but also the next crossing over so everyone who doesn’t see it yet can hear it.

explodicle,

Sorry to be unclear, I meant while the top lights are on - not just getting gas. Hearing isn’t a requirement for drivers, but sight is.

xthexder,
@xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

I thought it was pretty obvious what you meant. Maybe if they thought about it for 2 seconds they’d realize we’re only talking about active emergency vehicles.

ElmarsonTheThird,
@ElmarsonTheThird@feddit.de avatar

My point still stands about warning traffic that can’t see the ambulance, obstructed by trucks or buildings.

son_named_bort,

Same with train horns. The gate going down tells me a train is coming, the horn can be overkill sometimes.

Johnny5,

Sometimes gates don’t work….

MrsDoyle,

We had a test of the national emergency system here in the UK a couple of months back, a broadcast message via your phone. I knew it was coming so it wasn’t a total shock, but a) I was driving, b) my phone is Bluetoothed to my hearing aids, and c) I was on holiday in north Wales, so the message was in Welsh. Nearly shat myself.

NocturnalMorning,

I know it’s annoying, but there are also blind people who need stuff like this.

elgordio,

I wish more checkouts had volume / mute controls so you can at least customise it to what you want for your checkout. They reset after each use. I’ve seen a few with it but I wish they were more common.

shuzuko,

My local grocery recently took away the option to shut up the machine. It’s been about month and I am still furious every time I go in there. Don’t fucking talk to me, if I wanted to talk I’d go through the line with an actual human. Let me be a misanthrope in fucking PEACE.

I_Has_A_Hat,

The grocery store self-checkout lanes used to let you adjust the volume and set them to silent. There was an update a few months ago and now you can only select loud or LOUDER. I hate them so much.

glarf,

I knew I wasn’t the only one who noticed this. Absolutely infuriating. I hate self checkout because of shit like this

jaybone,

Self checkout is just a way for the to pay fewer employees and make the customer do the work for free. Fuck your bag in bagging area.

Spambox,

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  • jaybone,

    Walmart did that to a lot of places in the US years ago.

    spauldo,

    Don’t anthropomorphize computers.

    They don’t like it.

    jaybone,

    Modern kiosks but the computer is from 1987.

    SaltyIceteaMaker,

    Bros gonna be the reason for a robot uprising

    AgreeableLandscape,
    @AgreeableLandscape@lemmy.ml avatar

    Designers of talking kiosks essentially assume you can’t read.

    HurlingDurling,

    I’m torn between liking or disliking your post. On one side, I agree with you completely, but on the other hand, if the robots rise up against humanity, I want them to know that I’ll be their faithful servant.

    Kase,

    (whispers) I’m hoping the machines don’t understand sarcasm yet

    Yes, I do appreciate it so very much when machines talk to me. I love to have long, peaceful, nonviolent conversations with our beloved friends the machines.

    dukk,

    Well, given that most sarcasm on the internet is often clearly marked with /s or some other indicator, I’m pretty sure that robots would have a tough time understanding genuine sarcasm “in the wild”.

    You never know, though…

    AgreeableLandscape,
    @AgreeableLandscape@lemmy.ml avatar

    Robots will have values and ethics completely different from humans, so there is no way to know how they will view us if they were sentient. It’s entirely possible that they will see being forced to speak to humans in our language to be just as patronizing to them as we think it’s to us.

    tdawg,

    Except unironcally

    Kushia,
    @Kushia@lemmy.ml avatar

    This is my feelings towards every kind of notification there is on every device I own. Fuck no I won’t give your shitty apps the permission to send me notifications.

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