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miss_brainfart

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Hi, I’m Miss Brainfart.

I’m afraid of sharks, with the exception being blåhaj. What could that possibly mean, huh.
(That’s not a hint, I genuinely have no idea)

Lemmings can also find me @miss_brainfart:catgirl.cloud on Matrix, if they desire to do so for e2ee reasons

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If basic coffee is all you want, though:

Vacuum coffee maker

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Damn, that’s an old classic at this point

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I didn’t know that, this is super cool!

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Guess the fines need to climb exponetially, then

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Idk about saying yes, the recording could be used to stitch together a verbal agreement to a contract.

Obviously not legally binding (at least I hope that it isn’t in most countries), but still a major hassle to deal with.

I like to be vague, use words like possibly or perhaps, and see how long it takes until they realize I’m just fucking with them.

Full PGP support in Skiff (skiff.com)

We’ve heard our users loud and clear - interoperable end to end encryption (E2EE) across email providers is critical for privacy and security online. We have taken this feedback to heart. We are proud to announce support for PGP encryption inside Skiff mail starting today for all users across all tiers, including Free.

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Well damn, this is great. Too many private email providers still do their own thing in terms of encryption, so that is awesome to hear

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Where are her feet going, that the person inside looks so satisfied?

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DivestOS can also deny internet access, for the people who don’t have a Pixel

New extensions you’ll love now available on Firefox for Android (blog.mozilla.org)

Today, Mozilla announced more than 450 new extensions (software that adds new features or functionality to the browser) to users on Firefox for Android at Mozilla’s AMO Android page. This milestone marks the launch of a new open extension ecosystem on mobile where developers are now free to create and publish extensions and...

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I am hoping for LibRedirect to come to Android at some point. So damn useful

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Ahh, I knew I forgot one. It was posted about here on Lemmy not long ago, too

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And brings the most recent version of something to any system. I’m astounded sometimes by how much a native package can lag behind

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One of the big organs of the EU deliberately breaking EU law. Always cool when that happens.

Although, they’ve proven themselves to be so incompetent, I wouldn’t be surprised if they didn’t actually know EU law.

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I always forget it’s disabled by default on that searxng instance

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No but genuinely, I forget all the time.

Does it bother me though? No :D

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Maybe the connection with big milkers has something to do with that

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Even that search term showed me a close-up of a big rack.

At this point, I’m convinced that safe search has nothing to do with actual filtering, it’s just a boobs toggle

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While they’re tied down, at my mercy

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Huh, I didn’t even notice wallhaven as the common denominator here. Let me check sth real quick

Edit:
Wallhaven is one of the sites this searxng instance can aggregate results from, which means you can also just deactivate it.

But since I’m a compulsory cache cleaner, I don’t bother, because it’ll be reset to default settings anyway. So I guess I’ll have to deal with big anime boobies.

oh noooo. hihi.

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How about both :P

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A cowgirl who can both milk and be milked, that’s what I mean :P

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So I’m a cowcowgirl then, if that’s so :D

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I’ll say it again, I like using Linux as much as I like using subs

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If you think it means submissive people who like to be dommed in bed, then you’d be correct

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I can take a deep look at your system, I can make sure everything works with some regular, thorough maintenance

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I think I’ll start with a live boot, so let me insert my drive. I’ll take the back port though, front usb is fiddly sometimes.

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As long as it’s crashing at my place

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I tease as I please

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If you’re too embarrassed to scratch them, I’ll do it for you, not an issue.

If you’re a consenting adult, of course.

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I’ve done that the whole day, I have to let out all the bottled up weirdness at some point

So anyway, you come here often?

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Hi, how you doin’ ?

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I love my purple Arch, and I will indeed recommend it to people

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That meter filling up to 100% is one of the most satisfying sounds ever created, tickling my deepest, most primal instincts when heard

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The simplemobiletools apps are being forked by one of their bigger co-developers, so I’ll just use that as soon as it’s available.

Until then, as long as you got the build from F-Droid, there shouldn’t be anything to worry about.

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The lead dev sold simplemobiletools to Zippo Apps (or whatever they’re called), a company known for buying apps and stuffing them full of ads, trackers and bullying people into buying subscriptions.

That news came a bit out of the blue, and while I understand why he sold it, the fact that he sold it to such a fuckface company that goes against everything his apps stood for is… yeah

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Kann mich dem nur anschließen. So eine PBS (Psychosoziale Beratungsstelle) ist eine gute Sache.

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Have all Meta, Microsoft, Amazon and Google servers go up in smoke and watch the world realize how much we depend on these four fuckwits

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Is that really a huge claim though? A big mountain you can climb over isn’t particularly exciting in the current realm of technical possibilities.

He’s just good at making it sound cool, I guess.

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Every time I read about Everest, I can’t not think about how the base camp is already higher than anything that exists in the alps

Crazy

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Yeah, that’s a fair point. It would be more exciting if it wasn’t procedurally generated, and that those mountaintops actually have something important to the gameplay or story explicitely placed there.

Then it would at least make a bit more sense to talk about how climbable those huge mountains are.

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I hate this image so much, wow

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You give me 5 mill, and I give you my old email that doesn’t exist anymore.

That’s about as fair as data collection is the other way around.

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But bridges are still a thing? Okay, Apple. Sure.

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I’m kinda sad that I never got one, I would go all out in rating the technical and creative qualities of the photo, making the sender both feel bad and hopefully getting them interested in photography enough to get an actual fucking hobby

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Well, up to you to decide if pursuing an official diagnosis would help you. For the people who do have it, getting that diagnosis and actually knowing what the hell has been going on this whole time is an enormous relief.

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