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How long does it take to walk from New York to Europe? Cause she wanted to go to times square but I sent her to London instead.

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Build a wall around Detroit and put up a sign "No Trumps allowed"

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What is ASMR? What isn't ASMR? If the sounds of farts give you tingles is it art or is it just a fart? I wish this comic cleared those questions up for me.

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I got 3 skulls in my house right this very second.

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https://c.tenor.com/6L08j60_QogAAAAC/tenor.gif

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Sounds like propaganda from big dog

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Throw in some laundry cleaner bags and the good markers and you got the ultimate stocking stuffer

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Will you please fuck off and take the Trump voters with you?

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When I try to smile like that I make babies cry

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Risa is jacking it into 4 chans mouth. I only post OP stuff

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Short eared look like he will f you up.
Snowy look like he will derp you up.

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I remember going to the first fast n furious at the theater. Ice storm during the movie so everything was covered in ice after, had to chisel around the door just to open it. But that didn't kill the racing spirit in some of them. They got in their cars and tore out of the parking lot. 2 slammed into trees on their way out. Another didn't get far, jackknifed himself on a light pole. I just sat in my car watching it, way better than the movie.

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When this exchange happened I thought I was high. Then I realized I was just high and it didn't happen. Jod works in mysterious ways 🙏

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Oi, this isn't medieval Brittain guv'nor. We dunna use that slang no more.

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Buffy has style

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It's much easier to jump, just remember to pump up your reeboks first 👍

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Just start pulling it every chance you get. Just reach right in and grab it. She will shave just to get you to stop or leave you :/

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Don't you sully the Ferengi name like that. They do a valuable service to the federation. Where else are you going to buy self sealing stem bolts on the edge of federation space?

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First choice best choice. Go with your gut.

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It's just a star trek thing. I've lost count at the number of TNG, DS9, Voyager episodes I find dull and boring. There is hardly a concensus among fans on the series or movies that are good, don't expect to love all the new stuff either.

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Just bring your own fork this time. I'm not sharing again.

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Most expensive reality show ever made.

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I used to go thru this every night at the olive garden. 12yr olds can be so mean.

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You can just say cat boyfriend

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Just imagine the size we could build if we used all of the defense budget. It's resonant frequency would blow the eardrums of everyone on the West Coast and kill all marine life. One day when I'm presadent...

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Sure I do, its when the Acoustic suspension and the harmonic distortion collide creating a Bass Reflex that shakes your ass.

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Ah yes, one fruit with a great name and no flavor, and another that asks the question what if sand was a fruit.

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Mangos are the greatest. I've tried all the others, pathetic.

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Taco Bell has tried to kill me more than once. After the 6th time I said enough was enough.

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Yes but cookies

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It's the best 3 hours of my day

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It was incredibly brave. The action of those students ended up saving their nation.

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A mix of 2022 and 2024

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That joke took quite a voyage. Its five year mission,
To explore strange new words,
To seek out new cites,
And new publications.
To boldly go where no joke has gone before.

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You're in luck. I just opened a place behind the Wendy's dumpster. Right next to the rude Popeyes.

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It's also his last name. They put the last name first. Like wha?

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Your going to want to get the extra strength windshield wipers with 200 p.s.i. washers to clear off the remains of humans.

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Where's the duct tape? Should have won an Oscar for best supporting actor that year but it lost to Batman's codpiece.

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The 80s were a hell of a drug.

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I only yell at it when I do something wrong."Why didn't you stop me, now I'll never make it to Oregon!"

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Smoking has probably killed your sense of taste so I recommend eating lots of low calorie foods like leaves and fiberfill.

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I throw them in my salads

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But all I want for Christmas is you OP

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That's the good stuff, wipe it on a piece of bread and you got dinner.

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I only wear a sundial but I admit it's hard to tell the time when it's cloudy or night out. Forget telling time inside too.

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