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Semi-Hemi-Demigod

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I'm just this guy, you know?

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Pirate children’s tv shows in that language and watch them

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Diesel exhaust makes me horny.

I was in marching band, and would sit in the back of the bus fooling around with my girlfriend after games and competitions.

So now whenever I smell diesel exhaust it gives me a nostalgic chub.

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Mormons with a starship?

Do you want bugs to drop a rock on Buenos Aires? Because that's how you get bugs to drop a rock on Buenos Aires.

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My last name translates roughly to "red shirt" and I'm scared

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And how does she intend to do this? Am I gonna have to fax my driver's license to every website I create an account at?

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And they'll have about as much success

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One of the many myriad things I don't understand is why humans don't think of themselves as organisms. Like they know they can train dogs to do things with positive reinforcement but don't think other people do that to them. Or if someone did it's some kind of insult.

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Is this some Windows thing I'm too Macintosh to understand?

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I used to download those exes to my G4 and open them with Resedit to try to figure out how they worked and extract some strings.

There weren't enough Mac users to make it worth making executables like that.

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Remember the "virus" that put Oscar the Grouch in the trash can? I loved that one.

Only time I actually got a virus on my Mac was from a MacAddict CD.

Americans of Lemmy, what is your approach to next year's election?

2020 was… truly unique. It was so hard to stay away from doom scrolling, and I (and many others) were pretty disillusioned by the sad fact that so much of our country legitimately supported the Orange Man. I didn’t get a wink of sleep the night of the election because I genuinely considered it to be a make or break decision...

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I wish I could let everyone who's going to text me know that I've already made a decision and they don't need to waste their time or mine.

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Short term is all anyone cares about, from government to corporations to individuals. Which is why I only give this country another 50 years, tops.

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While it's true that Hamas was elected, half of the people living in Gaza aren't old enough to vote and there hasn't been an election since 2006.

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We have two ruling bodies who have a vested interest in continued conflict and not representative of their constituents.

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It means I'm gonna block you, for one.

Bye troll.

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I like how they wanted a Scottish engineer so they named him Argyle like the socks

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Looks like JNCOs are back on the menu, boys

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I avoided the Instant Pot for a long time because it sounded cheap and all those functions couldn't possibly work well.

I was wrong. I was so wrong.

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Mine makes yogurt from milk and yogurt.

It’s a perpetual yogurt machine.

And it makes chili!

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I discovered yesterday that they no longer sell 16 ounce containers of ricotta cheese. They're all now 15oz or 30oz. So if you have a recipe that needs four cups of cheese you have to either adjust the rest of the recipe down or deal with having a 1/4 cup less cheese than you really need.

Fuck capitalism.

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That's a lot of lasagna...

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Fluid ounces

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I mean, the Garfield movie did just come out so there’s gonna be demand.

Plus it’s a good holiday meal you can keep in the freezer and reheat when you have company.

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If I print up an invoice for the time I've spent blocking all their tracking cookies, do you think I could take it to small claims court? It's gotta be at least a couple hundred bucks worth of labor at this point.

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Mrs. Davis is weird and touching and fun, but nobody’s seen it

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And it's got Tim Curry!

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Two more since we're bringing up 90s shows: Space: Above & Beyond and Earth 2.

The first is about space Marines fighting an alien enemy. It's gritty and dark with a pretty well fleshed-out universe complete with an AI rebellion, cloned soldiers, and awesome and pretty realistic space combat. CGI isn't bad for the 90s either.

The second is about a group of colonists who are trying to find a new world since living on space stations is making their kids sick. They crash land due to sabotage, and find that the planet is home to two sentient species and a smattering of prisoners and former colonists. The cast includes Tim Curry and Clancy Brown before he was Mr. Krabs.

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My high school driving instructor gave me the tip that if I'm within the solid lines at the intersection and going at least the speed limit I can probably make it.

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He also taught me that going with the flow of traffic was safer than rigidly adhering to the speed limit.

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Google has probably forgotten Google One even exists, and once they realize it's still active they'll cancel it.

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They could call it Desilu but I think Paramount owns that

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My gf's roommate was flipping through his phone one night and said "I'm feeling like Indian tonight."

She said "Oh, get me some chicken biryani!"

He said "Not that kind of Indian" and showed her he was flipping through Grindr

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The show is so well done I don't even mind that it's not like the books

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    Back in the 90s Apple was going to die, so they decided to allow people to make Mac clones like you could make PC clones. After about a year they stopped that because the clone makers were running them out of business.

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    Posadist gang checking in

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    So he wrote some kind of Streetlight Manifesto?

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    I've seen them probably fifteen times over the years. Best live show I've ever been to. Hopefully they get the new album out soon and go on tour again

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    Kevin is always. Kevin is eternal. Kevin shall always be.

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    Spinning is so much cooler than not spinning

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    Yet again our modern oligarchs show how lame they are.

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    If they could, shareholders would liquify passengers prior to boarding

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    And also the chicken tax

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    So PA is going to be officially surrounded by legal states, while only having medical

    This is worse than the fireworks.

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    One thing that's guaranteed to get me to exercise more is knowing there's a mosh pit in three months.

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    The Constitution was literally the best a bunch of doped-up, syphilitic slaveholders could come up with to replace the divine right of kings. They even had a first try with the Articles of Confederation and fucked that up.

    We really need to stop teaching kids that a system of government written by people who used leeches to cure hysteria is the greatest thing ever created.

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    CEOs and executives do this regularly, so unless their jobs are a lot simpler than they're claiming the "attention" argument is moot. They pay me to do a thing. I do the thing. They pay me what they'd say they'd pay. That's it.

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    If you squint it kinda looks like they're wearing all denim

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    I have zero interest in a foldable phone unless I can flip it open like a Star Trek communicator.

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