i missed my true calling

BudgetBandit, 7 months ago

Ah. Streamer.

Shotgun_Alice, 7 months ago

Born to early to explore the universe, born to late to live as a Garden Hermit.

rosymind, 7 months ago

Born just in time to comment on Lemmy… I mean, it’s something, right? Right???

Domille, 7 months ago

would be perfect for me, sans the guest entertainment… unless said guest entertainment includes hissing at the guests as I retreat back into my hobbit hole until they leave.

youCanCallMeDragon, 7 months ago

Low key would love to be a garden hermit

Sotuanduso, 7 months ago

I think he’d rather be the king of Asgard, but okay.

bravesilvernest, 7 months ago

Take your dang up for the light chuckle

Sotuanduso, 7 months ago

I low key appreciate it.

snowraven, 7 months ago

Is this an online quiz? I wanna take it

SandbagTiara2816, 7 months ago

Nope, just an image I came across. I wish there was a quiz like that though!

dumples, 7 months ago

My dnd group has a garden hermits outside their base. Well the garden hermits is just one part of the multi personality monster in the basement but same idea

SubArcticTundra, 7 months ago

My local park hermit was asking me for change this morning

hrimfaxi_work, 7 months ago

I always buy my local grocery store parking lot hermit an energy drink. We both like purple Rip Its.

SubArcticTundra, 7 months ago

That is so wholesome. Yes I also buy my hermits food sometimes to appease them. I had never thought of enjoying it with them though

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 7 months ago

Yet again our modern oligarchs show how lame they are.

dumples, 7 months ago

Exactly. Do better with your money. Hire garden hermits. Make beautiful timeless jewelry or make your own museum. What do they do? Spend it on Super PACs, cars, ugly modern houses and stupid business investments.