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NegativeLookBehind

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Computers are neat. Burritos are good.

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Santa’s clause will bring the DB down

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Maybe they don’t store it anymore, they just send it straight to the feds

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Constitutional rights? You don’t need those

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You stay away from my drugs Jesus, I paid good money for them

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It’s funny to me that there’s a “Reddit” section on the fediverse where people just post complaints about Reddit. Just get over it already and move on.

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TLDR please

Heh, Star Trek meme.

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Listen here fuckstick, you’re a junkie and your deck sucking is tearing this family apart

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I'll do it for $25 and some food. Deal?

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Today on "Is it steak or boot leather?"

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You need to be banned from the internet OP

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Uhhh I seriously doubt it’s even close to what they said it was going to be

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Put it on level 5 or 6 and microwave it for 5 minutes

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Pretty standard

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You can’t be out here with your meat flappin’ in the wind!

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Meal Team 6, weapons free 🍴🍽️

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You know what? I think you are Rick.

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Yes because other operating systems never have any small annoying issues.

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Just started Star Citizen. It runs so terribly

Why is everything in consumer / American life so fucking shitty now - and companies literally just say 'oh bc profit margins' and we're now expected to swallow that and sympathize?

like I went to taco bell and they didn’t even have napkins out. they had the other stuff just no napkins, I assume because some fucking ghoul noticed people liked taking them for their cars so now we just don’t get napkins! so they can save $100 per quarter rather than provide the barest minimum quality of life features.

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Maybe they just didn’t restock the napkins? Dude went to Taco Bell and almost had an aneurysm

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alt textthree rows with a barbecue on the left and William Wallace in Braveheart on the right. In the first row, captioned Wednesday, the barbecue is labelled “$899.99” and Wallace says “hold”. The second row, captioned Thursday, depicts the same. In the third row, captioned Black Friday, the there is a label with...

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Why are people giving descriptions of their images

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That’s awesome

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Maybe if we threaten them they'll give us money?

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Also: focus on yourself and you’re incontinent

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“Of course I’m a real tree. Hold on, I’m getting a call”

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This almost looks AI generated

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I wasn’t being accusatory, just speculative

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Stop yelling at me

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Black Bush (Bet you can’t guess what show it’s from)

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M
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Mars bitches, RED ROCKS

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Do I need to tell you, what the fuck you can do with an aluminum tube?

ALUMINUM!

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It’s all good man, apology accepted.

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Our shenanigans are cheeky, and fun

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“Yea! I’m head beheader!”

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