KingThrillgore,
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

Dennis Prager logic

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’m sorry to burst everyone’s bubble but this doesn’t make sense. The average person is not pregnant. Therefore the average person does not have more than one skeleton in their body.

Raab,

It’s the average amount, meaning that if one person out of the entire world was pregnant, the average would be technically more than one, even in the slightest degree.

AFaithfulNihilist,
@AFaithfulNihilist@lemmy.world avatar

I think even on balance, considering fractions of skeletons in whole people, you’re going to end up with more than one skeleton per person despite some of those people missing bones or limbs.

It’s like one sixth of a percent more than 1:1 if there are 135 million babies born each year on earth, but that’s not nothing.

Raab,

Yeah that’s kinda the point I was getting at. With a baseline of 1 and the 100% probability of 1 person out of 8 billion being pregnant, it will always technically be more than 1.

JustUseMint,

It’s scary enough that we have one skeleton inside and now I have to worry about the potential for two of them?! How am I supposed to sleep

grayman,

www.historydefined.net/sanju-bhagat/

Proof that men can have babies (and adults) inside of them.

Waraugh,

The article says the doctor was able to shake hands with the twin but didn’t confirm wether the twin was able to be saved or not?

jasondj,

Based on the order in which bits of his brother were removed from him, I’d assume not.

grayman,

Saw a documentary a long time ago. He died within a couple days.

EdibleFriend,

Totally explains all the skulls and rib cages in MK3.

CaptainBlagbird,
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

On average, humans have one testicle.

grayman,

Less than that. There are more women than men and some men have less than 2.

CaptainBlagbird,
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

I know, but it sounds better for the joke 😇

grayman,

I mentioned it because I say “The average person has less than 1 testicle.”… Also The average person has less than 2 legs… 2 arms… 2 breasts… etc. One of my favorite eye rolling stupid joke.

misophist,

There are more women than men

[CITATION NEEDED]

Also, 1 is correct if we consider significant figures. It may be slightly less, but rounded to the nearest whole number is most certainly 1.

Ryan213,
@Ryan213@lemmy.world avatar

Chances of getting Boneitis increases with every birth.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

For pregnant women, right?

misophist,

Do you understand how averages work?

If there are 8 billion people on this world and each one has one skeleton in them, then the average number of skeletons is one. If even one of those 8 billion people have two skeletons in them, then the average is slightly more than one.

So the average is more than one for pregnant people, but also for all people as a whole.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

I wasn’t using my brain, so sorry.

GnomeKat,
@GnomeKat@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

common mistake

hobbicus,

this is bigoted propaganda against bonelessness

Viking_Hippie,

Ivar is INCENSED!

mindbleach,

We’re the Martians!

IWantToFuckSpez,

The average amount of testicles in a body is less than 1

Enkers,

Wouldn’t it also be greater than 1 for the same reason as OP? I think there are probably more babies in mothers than people missing testes.

filgas08,
@filgas08@lemmy.world avatar

but mothers don’t have testicles

Enkers,

Not their own, no, but the average number of testicles in a mother’s body is greater than 0.

MustrumR,

But they have the testicles of their soon to be born sons.

I would say whether it's greater than 1 or lesser than 1 is inconclusive without accurate data .

You would need to find out whether amount of men with removed testicles is greater than amount of women pregnant with a boy (after the average week when testicles appear). Also men to women ratio in global population needs to be accounted for.

Feyr,

That’s easy. The number of men missing testicles is not 50%

Rednax,

I don’t believe that is true. It might surprise you how often testicles are eaten.

stoy,

That is clearly a ball of some sort, possible fairly heavy as she uses two hands to hold it in place.

uphillbothways,
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

Aren't babies cartilaginous at birth? Guess it's still a skeleton as it is a structural frame, even if it's not made out of bones yet.

stebo02,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

why did she put a balloon underneath her dress?

Viking_Hippie,

Because she’s a silly Billie that’s known to pull such pranks.

Valmond,

Me eating small birds and stuff 🤷

Decoy321,

You don’t pick out the bones first?

Valmond,

Crunch Crunch Crunch sorry what did you say?

gnate,

This reads different if you miss that it’s not a to level comment.

UraniumBlazer,

Test

SnotFlickerman,

how is babby formed

how girl get pragnent

Seraph,
@Seraph@kbin.social avatar

am I gregnant

finthechat,
@finthechat@kbin.social avatar

Preguntas

Viking_Hippie,

PREGANTE!

ThePyroPython,

PREGANANANT!

NegativeLookBehind,
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

My circle is nomal

DarkPhysix,

If a women has starch masks

So_zetta_slowpoke,

Dangerops prangent sex will it hurt baby top of his head?

Blamemeta,

I heard the boy pees in her ear. Its how you avoid cooties!

skippedtoc,

When a man and a woman love each other very much then…

Well everyone stops at ‘then’ so I guess, the baby just appears then.

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