poplargrove,

ifunny.c🙂

Mango,

Yoooo, I manufacture these packages!

SkyezOpen,

Thank you for your service.

Mango,

That’s what they pay me for!

For reals though, I actually rip these up because I’m QA.

SkyezOpen,

Is there a trick to opening the entrees? Either I rip them hard in one smooth motion and fling it everywhere, or I do it carefully and get stuck halfway and it doesn’t want to rip anymore and I gotta try the other side or get a knife out.

Patches,

Scissors?

SkyezOpen,

Most guys don’t carry scissors in the field. Just knives.

thechadwick,

Hey, everybody!

THIS GUY DOESN’T CARRY TRAUMA SHEARS IN THE FIELD!

Get a load of this guy lol

Mango,

Knife. I use a razor.

thechadwick,

Can you do me a quick favor?

I’ve never met anybody with this kind of access before, so could you punch the guy who decided to get rid of the little tabasco bottles in the face real hard?

Alternatively, (preferably both) if you run into the guy in the hallway carrying something hot, would you please trip him?

Thanks! -everyone in the army

Mango,

We don’t have any of the food where I work. 🤣

momocchi,

Don’t forget to get it out on to a tray first!

NegativeLookBehind,
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

Rock or something

Slovene,

We need Ordinary Sausage to make a sausage out of this.

Toes,

You’ll be constipated for a lifetime 💩

bownage,

Let’s get this onto a tray

YerbaYerba,

Nice!

z500,
@z500@startrek.website avatar

Mkay so let’s first start off with the jalapeno cheese pouch.

FartsWithAnAccent,
@FartsWithAnAccent@kbin.social avatar

You can put it on "bread"!

Late2TheParty,
@Late2TheParty@lemmy.world avatar

OHMYGOSH! I freakin’ love jalapeño cheese!

Gork,

Colon cleanse.

ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar
_dev_null,
@_dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz avatar

Meal Ready to Exit

I_am_10_squirrels,

After five pouches of cheese, I’m not sure it’s coming out

Track_Shovel,

That’s what the jalapeno is for

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