bulwark,

This seems like the premise for an 80’s ROMCOM. The girl find out he’s been using his glasses to act interesting and he has to win her back without the help of chat GPT. Hilarity Ensues.

GenderNeutralBro,

Or the girl cuts out the middleman and lives happily ever after with her true love, the AI.

Blackmist,

Literally one of the scenes in Short Circuit 2.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf7jVM7NoVE

echodot,

Definitely starring Adam Sandler and his inexplicably hot young girlfriend.

MaryTzu,

This but for job interviews please.

echodot,

Job interviews are not a problem because they ask you the same stupid questions every single time.

You could be applying for a job working alone in the arctic for 6 months, and they would still ask you if you were a team player.

So just ask chat GPT to generate appropriate responses to the top 50 most commonly asked interview questions, and then print them out and bring it on a piece of paper, or just memorize them.

Having obvious sifi bullshit glasses on in an interview is probably not a reassuring thing for you to do.

Toribor,
@Toribor@corndog.social avatar

ChatGPT: “Take off these ridiculous glasses and just be yourself.”

IWantToFuckSpez,

Anyone who is thinking of using these glasses on a date should definitely not be their self.

Toribor,
@Toribor@corndog.social avatar

ChatGPT just texts your date before they arrive and tells them to run away.

postmateDumbass,

ChatGPT expert on their own:

“Would you like to wield my Lightsaber?”

Imgonnatrythis,

That has an established history of being an unsuccessful endeavor. Help me out here and I’ll scan in some rare art history texts that you might not have in your database.

n0m4n,

I tried that My friend tried that, worst advice ever.

n0m4n,

I uhh have this friend that could use something like this for everyday conversation. When I When he opens his mouth, his inner Sheldon Cooper brain part takes over, except he’s not smart enough to connect to AI.

ericlewisauthor,

This is the conversational equivalent of women’s makeup…and high heels…and padded bra. But those totally aren’t cheats, right?

SocialMediaRefugee,

Would’ve been perfect for George Costanza. “Why do your glasses have a wire plugged into them?”

Hackerman_uwu,

*Art VanDelaye

Hackerman_uwu,

Classic bloke stuff.

inspxtr,

This reminds me of an artistic experiment that I heard of from Lauren McCarthy about how she went on a date and was streaming the entire date for people to watch, as well as giving her things to say/do. I believe they ended up marrying. I might have butchered the description as I couldn’t remember the exact details. I wonder what folks think of the comparison with this.

KoboldCoterie,
@KoboldCoterie@pawb.social avatar

This was also the plot of a Black Mirror episode. They did not end up marrying in that episode.

Very_Bad_Janet,

Thank you for introducing me to Lauren McCarthy. I searched her up and her work really resonates with me.

inspxtr,

Yeah, when I discoverer her, I was in complete awe in so many ways, especially regarding the ethics of technology and the implications on society. I believe she has a show about cars some time this fall in California (I think) if you’re interested.

By the way, if you don’t mind, can you share a few words of how her works resonate with you? I’d love to know. No pressure.

Very_Bad_Janet,

Thanks for the info. As to why it resonated: Her focus on technology doesn't seem distant and theoretical. It seems very human and intimate and real.

Botree,
@Botree@lemmy.world avatar

Got me curious so I asked ChatGPT how a good conversation on a date looks like:

Sure! Here’s a conversation that could work well on a date:

Person A: Hi there! It’s great to finally meet you in person. How was your day?

Person B: Hi! I’m so happy to meet you too. My day was good, thanks for asking. How about yours?

Person A: It was pretty good, just a usual day at work. By the way, you look amazing tonight!

Person B: Aw, thank you! You’re looking great too. So, tell me, what are your hobbies or interests?

Person A: I love hiking and being outdoors. It’s so refreshing to explore nature. How about you?

Person B: That sounds wonderful! I enjoy reading and trying out new recipes in the kitchen. Oh, and I love to travel too.

Person A: Traveling is such a great way to learn and experience new things. Do you have any favorite destinations?

Person B: Definitely! I loved exploring Japan and experiencing its rich culture. But I also enjoy beach destinations for relaxation. What about you?

Person A: Japan sounds fascinating! I’m a fan of beach destinations too, especially in warm tropical places. So, what do you do for work?

Person B: I work as a graphic designer. It’s a creative job, and I enjoy it. How about you?

Person A: That’s cool! I work in marketing. It’s challenging but rewarding. By the way, what kind of music do you like?

Person B: I enjoy a wide range of music, but lately, I’ve been into indie and alternative. How about you?

Person A: Nice! I’m more into classic rock and a bit of jazz. We should totally go to a concert together sometime.

Person B: That sounds like a fantastic idea! I’d love that. So, do you have any upcoming travel plans or exciting events?

Person A: Not at the moment, but I’m planning a trip to the mountains next month. I can’t wait for the adventure.

Person B: That sounds like a fun trip! Let me know how it goes. Maybe we can share travel stories over our next date?

Person A: I’d love that! I’m really enjoying our time together. You’re such an interesting and engaging person.

Person B: Thank you! I feel the same way. I’m glad we got to meet. Looking forward to more great moments together.

The conversation revolves around getting to know each other’s interests, hobbies, and preferences while maintaining a positive and engaged atmosphere. It’s important to be genuinely interested in each other and to share experiences and stories that can create a connection. Remember to be yourself and enjoy the moment!

GreenPlasticSushiGrass,
@GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social avatar

It sounds like ChatGPT compiled that convo from bad animes.

starman,
@starman@programming.dev avatar

Am I weird or this conversation seems very unnatural?

Also:

  • what music do you like?
  • xxx, you?
  • yyy, very different kind of music, we should totally go to a concert together 🤔
noodlejetski,

it’s almost like ChatGPT doesn’t have actual knowledge of music genres and how they relate to each other, and just blindly pieces words together like LEGO bricks.

starman,
@starman@programming.dev avatar

ChatGPT doesn’t have any knowledge at all, it’s just picking words based on probability and some random factor.

blindly pieces words together like LEGO bricks.

That’s the way it works

Here is a great article by Stephen Wolfram explaining it in more details

ChaoticEntropy,
@ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk avatar

It is unnatural.

NullSkull,
@NullSkull@lemmy.world avatar

This reads like two people trying to speed run a first date.

such_lettuce7970,
@such_lettuce7970@kbin.social avatar

I kinda want to strangle both Person A and Person B right now, ngl.

totallynotarobot,

See? They have so much in common!

Reverendender,

Sorry, I vomited after the 1st 3 sentences, and could not continue

Very_Bad_Janet,

This conversation was exhausting. Wheew. Pick a topic, ChatGPT, and stick with for at least a few beats. I got whiplash.

ChaoticEntropy,
@ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk avatar

This feels like speedrunning a date using a checklist.

Buddahriffic,

Unrealistic. Proper response to “I’m a marketer” is “oh shit, I just realized that I left my toaster on at home, it was nice meeting you but I gotta run!”

ParsnipWitch,
@ParsnipWitch@feddit.de avatar

Is this … is this a normal conversation? I am starting to panic

Imgonnatrythis,

Way more exclamation points than I typically use. Perhaps that’s my issue.

Thrawne,

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

blackstampede,

I appreciate the IT crowd reference.

phoneymouse,

Woman: Hi nice to meet you, I’m Barbara. What is your name?

Man with AI in his ear: … (pauses) … As an AI large language model, I do not have a name…

Matriks404,

The fuck is the point of dating if you are going to cheat?

postmateDumbass,

Its an Open Truth relationship

zerkrazus,

I mean if people want to do this, I guess? I’m super socially awkward and even I wouldn’t want to do this. I want the person to like me, not the AI.

ParsnipWitch,
@ParsnipWitch@feddit.de avatar

I would always anxiously await the day they candidly ask me: “Could you please let ChatGPT make the conversations again? Put on that glasses!”

Nobody,

Cyrano de Bergerac updated for the techno-fascist, neofeudalist hellscape that is the modern world.

fubo,

Anyone remember Short Circuit 2?

Jarix,

Benjamin?

leftabitcharlie,

Los Locos kick your ass! Los Locos kick your face! Los Locos kick your balls into outer space!

Odo,

I’m so happy I’m not the only one to think of that scene. “Are you troubled by irregularity…?”

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