n0m4n,

I uhh have this friend that could use something like this for everyday conversation. When I When he opens his mouth, his inner Sheldon Cooper brain part takes over, except he’s not smart enough to connect to AI.

ericlewisauthor,

This is the conversational equivalent of women’s makeup…and high heels…and padded bra. But those totally aren’t cheats, right?

Hackerman_uwu,

Classic bloke stuff.

phoneymouse,

Woman: Hi nice to meet you, I’m Barbara. What is your name?

Man with AI in his ear: … (pauses) … As an AI large language model, I do not have a name…

Nobody,

Cyrano de Bergerac updated for the techno-fascist, neofeudalist hellscape that is the modern world.

Matriks404,

The fuck is the point of dating if you are going to cheat?

postmateDumbass,

Its an Open Truth relationship

Thrawne,

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

blackstampede,

I appreciate the IT crowd reference.

MaryTzu,

This but for job interviews please.

echodot,

Job interviews are not a problem because they ask you the same stupid questions every single time.

You could be applying for a job working alone in the arctic for 6 months, and they would still ask you if you were a team player.

So just ask chat GPT to generate appropriate responses to the top 50 most commonly asked interview questions, and then print them out and bring it on a piece of paper, or just memorize them.

Having obvious sifi bullshit glasses on in an interview is probably not a reassuring thing for you to do.

SocialMediaRefugee,

Would’ve been perfect for George Costanza. “Why do your glasses have a wire plugged into them?”

Hackerman_uwu,

*Art VanDelaye

antaymonkey,

Sooooo Cyrano de Bergerac but cyberpunk.

Vlhacs,

Date: “having five fingers is perfectly normal”

Me: reading the AI response and sweating profusely

fearout,
@fearout@kbin.social avatar

How come no one mentioned it yet?

Guys, check out this short film :)

bulwark,

This seems like the premise for an 80’s ROMCOM. The girl find out he’s been using his glasses to act interesting and he has to win her back without the help of chat GPT. Hilarity Ensues.

GenderNeutralBro,

Or the girl cuts out the middleman and lives happily ever after with her true love, the AI.

Blackmist,

Literally one of the scenes in Short Circuit 2.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf7jVM7NoVE

echodot,

Definitely starring Adam Sandler and his inexplicably hot young girlfriend.

_Sprite,
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Finally, the perfect accessory for persona fans

Rhaedas,
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This didn't work well in the movie Roxanne.

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