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bloopernova, in Elon Musk is working with Extraterrestrials to kill the human race by deploying LEO constellations that are "cooking" the earth with harmful frequencies while he's safe tunneling with the Boring Co.
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Ew, rumble. Don’t touch, you’ll get fash on you.

Witchfire, in Elon Musk is working with Extraterrestrials to kill the human race by deploying LEO constellations that are "cooking" the earth with harmful frequencies while he's safe tunneling with the Boring Co.
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Bruh get help

redline23, in Worst fear confirmed: You can't launch Modern Warfare 3 without first launching Modern Warfare 2

At some point multiple people looked at this and said:

“Yes. This is exactly how it should work”

Viking_Hippie,

Has anyone checked to see if Elon Musk secretly bought ActivisionBlizzard while we were all distracted with trying to stop Microsoft from doing so?

Because it TOTALLY sounds like how he’d make it work.

Anticorp,

Pay $8 per month to give your character a blue checkmark on their helmet.

Viking_Hippie,

And just like on Twitter, that checkmark becomes an excellent target to aim shots at 😄

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in Donald Trump Jr asked courtroom sketch artist to ‘make me look sexy’
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They captured his stank cloud well

charonn0, in 'Scripture is very clear': New House Speaker tells Congress God has 'ordained' them
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I believe that Scripture, the Bible is very clear that God is the one that raises up those in authority.

I’m not sure which would be worse: that he didn’t think this claim through to its logical conclusion, or that he did and didn’t see the problem.

academician,

Right? How many mass-murdering psychopaths has God raised up in authority? What an idiot.

hydrospanner,

I think OP was more referring to how, by this guy’s logic, he was literally fighting against the will of god when he was trying to overturn the 2020 election results.

academician,

I mean, yes, that too. But think of the even more horrifying implications of such a belief.

Cannacheques,

I believe that if God gives power to certain individuals, so too can he take it away. Many systems, positions and meanings in society such as caste, authority and regulation are temporary or exist based on a certain set of justifications with a certain set of rules and boundaries. Humanity would be best to learn or perhaps be reminded that there are certain responsibilities that come with leadership, one of those is to lead by example rather than to justify their leadership by an imaginary authority alone.

For example, if we imagine a God as a being of supernatural capabilities, awareness and intelligence, well beyond our understanding, who allows us to live our lives with a certain degree of freedom, would it not be unreasonable to believe that all our current circumstances, everything from our freedom, the truth of certain issues, down to the very matter of this universe itself as it stands is a gift?

Just my two cents

academician,

Sorry, not really into God fanfic anymore.

Cannacheques,

How about alien or sci-fi?

Arsecroft,
@Arsecroft@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Like scientology or heaven’s gate?

Cannacheques,

Nah but real next level sci-fi

afraid_of_zombies,

Why can’t you theists keep your story straight, is your skydaddy the creator of good and evil or just good? If it creates both them how do you feel about knowing that he put men like Stalin and Mao in the position they were in? If it creates only good how do you feel about knowing that he allows this stuff to happen?

Cannacheques,

How about I’m a zombie lol

afraid_of_zombies,

How about you worship the non-existent Jewish zombie?

Christianity is the only religion that worships a dead god. Maybe that is why it is so violent.

assassin_aragorn,

God is the one that raises up those in authority.

Someone really needs to ask him about Biden now

IHaveTwoCows,

God so loved Obama that He gave two terms

madcaesar,

Religious nutbags: Not like that!

Stuka, in Worst fear confirmed: You can't launch Modern Warfare 3 without first launching Modern Warfare 2

This author took the valid position of hating whatever the fuck this setup is supposed to be, and made the whole complaint look silly by how thick the BS was laid on.

Secret300,

That’s just modern journalism

sndmn, in Donald Trump Jr asked courtroom sketch artist to ‘make me look sexy’

He should have asked to sketch artist to make him look not guilty.

cley_faye,

They are artists, not magicians.

nxdefiant, in Donald Trump Jr asked courtroom sketch artist to ‘make me look sexy’

He looks like the portrait of Dorian Grey

DragonTypeWyvern,

I’d make a joke about Jr saying, “Before, right? Right?!??” but he wouldn’t get the reference.

Txcfe, in Donald Trump Jr asked courtroom sketch artist to ‘make me look sexy’

Nailed it

TheJims, in Donald Trump Jr asked courtroom sketch artist to ‘make me look sexy’

They’re sketch artists not magicians

sagrotan, in Residents Outraged as Snow Penises Take Over Russia's Yekaterinburg - The Moscow Times | Ghostarchive
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Here comes the American bigotry to Russia, or was it the other way around? Or is it the same, different brand, like the pants with the 5 stripes??

holycrap, in Donald Trump Jr asked courtroom sketch artist to ‘make me look sexy’

Well if the artist honored that request they wouldn’t have gotten a likeness

NatakuNox, in Donald Trump Jr asked courtroom sketch artist to ‘make me look sexy’
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They are an artist Jr not a miracle worker.

sagrotan, in Worst fear confirmed: You can't launch Modern Warfare 3 without first launching Modern Warfare 2
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Do I have to download both torrents?

Viking_Hippie,

Dunno, my plans were already to download neither 🤷😄

dustyData,

I watched a play-through on YouTube instead. I haven’t bought a Call of Duty game in a decade, but this one has to definitely be the worst one yet.

CeruleanRuin, in Eminem's Mom's Spaghetti Pasta Sauce sells out within hours

Guaranteed to make to vomit on your sweater.

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