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snake_case, in I wonder if anyone has managed to break this record since

Why would anyone watch it that many times on Netflix, they don’t even have the extended version!!

toastus,

They probably put it on to fall asleep to.

Duranie,

Almost definitely. They’re putting it on 6 days a week, and the familiarity of the music and voices would lend itself to be relaxing.

My only question is are they doing this for themselves, or is it a child that they’re lulling to sleep?

ursakhiin,

Considering they are getting through the whole trilogy I’m guessing it’s probably more background noise during work or something.

SARGEx117, in My parents…

So this just came to mind, since it’s kind of related.

My wife’s family recently did another round of “family cookbook” reprints, since her sister died earlier this year and reminded the older generation of their own mortality, so they better make their additions and pass it on.

My wife did not receive one. The reason? “well you didn’t have kids, so it’s not like you can pass it on”

Due to genetic disorders, she decided to make sure she couldn’t have kids. The doctor that performed the TL asked her about it in his opening small talk, “but you’re so young!” then he opened her file, started reading, and apologized.

Her mother and remaining sister agreed with the decision and refuse to give her a copy.

dasgoat,

Jesus that is so messed up. It’s such a weird obsession too, furthering the family line. Like are we all royalty all of a sudden? Which hearths will I inherit, mother? Or will I inherit a bunch of debt and grandma’s Beanie Baby collection? Get off your high horse.

Having said that, this shit must hurt. Sorry she went through that. It’s such a stupid thing to be this shitty about.

SlopppyEngineer,

Little Bourgeois like to pretend they’re rich and imitate the rich because of that. It’s why people have lawns in a desert climate and eat way too much meat.

SARGEx117,

It’s the narcissism, 100%.

She desperately wants people to view her as fancy, high class and powerful, then she goes home to government housing.

Incidentally, this same woman had a trump flag hanging up in her living room the first time I ever went over, then she committed fraud by using my address to get “one of them damn Obamaphones” for free, claiming to be the resident. I only found this out much later after she nearly disowned my wife because I’m pro-choice, and my wife finally realized her mother is psychotic.

Literally the only thing keeping me from reporting this woman to the police is keeping my wife happy, because she’s convinced if I do anything to piss them off too much, she won’t be able to visit her nieces and nephews anymore since her sister will cut her off. I think that is a possibility, soooooo yeah.

The woman defrauds the social systems she elects people to destroy.

SARGEx117,

It was baffling to me. Like holy shit you, by your actions, are saying you don’t consider her family because she won’t have biological children. It’s a family cookbook. Therefore it goes to family. If it doesn’t go to someone, they aren’t family.

dasgoat,

Yeah that’s so shitty. And it’s like, one copy.

WashedOver,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

Well Grandma’s China cabinet and furniture needs to go somewhere as her kids won’t take them.

callouscomic,

Family is toxic and pointless. I don’t know why people subject themselves to it as adults.

I’m talking about extended family, beyond your adult household.

bassomitron,

Because not all people have toxic extended family, lol. Most of my extended family are awesome, friendly folks. I think you meant, “avoid toxic people in general,” versus, “avoid extended family specifically”?

callouscomic,

Well yeah pretty much. It is incredibly difficult for some though to come to that realization and apply it to family, because there’s so much pressure put on family relationships that nearly all abuse will be overlooked when if the people weren’t family they’d never choose to interact or ever get along. The arbitrary family connection causes years of pointless suffering.

collegefurtrader,

Some families are stocked with reasonably pleasant people

SARGEx117,

Her family made me appreciate my own SO much more.

WashedOver,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

There are some good families out there as I’ve dated myself into some of them over the years.

However there are many where you can hear the banjos playing a little too close when you go to a family event like a wedding.

It takes having your own banjos at times to know which ones are really playing them and which ones to cut out which is hard for many. I’ve been able to do it over the years but it wasn’t easy for others to understand. I know I’m better off for it in the long run.

Sharkwellington,

The doctor that performed the TL asked her about it in his opening small talk, “but you’re so young!” then he opened her file, started reading, and apologized.

Way out of line. He was probably about to ask what her husband would think.

SARGEx117,

Ohhh the amount of times people ask that… And whenever it comes up in a conversation, people ALWAYS turn to me and ask me how I feel about that.

First of all, FUCK YOU that’s how I feel about it, it’s none of your goddamn business thanks for asking.

Secondly, I was with her when she went to see the geneticist, and fully supported whatever decision she came to.

Thirdly, who gives a shit what I think, it’s not my body that would be going through everything.

WashedOver,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

Sorry to hear.

I’ve chosen not to have kids by choice and I use to hear all the time from coworkers that weren’t born here, “gasp! what about your grandkids and your old age? Who will take care of you? You will regret it!”

Many years later now that I’m older I hear from the same ones say I made the right decision. “You get to enjoy your life and not to worry what those little a-holes have done wrong now. They aren’t a burden you can’t get rid of” I then usually ask them are they sure it’s not too late to abort?

People are weird, including me…

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve never understood old cookbooks. Why would I make cow cunt boiled in fish oil with kale when I have the internet ,and can make food meant for human consumu?

RIP_Cheems,
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That’s fuck up. Sorry for your wife.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT, in My parents…

Haha get rekt, genes. Ride ends here

DragonTypeWyvern,

Boomers: create an environment it’s difficult to raise a child in

Boomers: wait, you can’t just not have kids, starts outlawing abortion and spreading lies about population collapse

name_NULL111653,

Well, the population is collapsing… But only because it’s impossible to raise kids in the conservatives’ fucked up economy…

bassomitron,

It’s far from collapsing. Last I checked, there’s only a handful of countries experiencing negative growth.

DragonTypeWyvern,

If only there were also some countries that have entirely too much growth and there was some way they could move from one to the other!

bassomitron,

Haha, yeah, it’s ironic that the people bitching about us needing to have more kids due to shrinking population growth are the ones most staunchly against immigrants.

SwingingTheLamp,

It’s almost like there is some other factor that, shall we say, colors their beliefs?

i_stole_ur_taco, in The wise

It is said he rejected reason for madness.

deegeese, in Well, that's just like, your opinion, man

The first trilogy is great.

The second trilogy ran about 5 hours too long.

brihuang95,
@brihuang95@sopuli.xyz avatar

don’t get me started about that cringey romance arc too…

hamburglar26,

Yeahhhh that really wasn’t necessary at all.

Kolanaki,
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The animated Hobbit movie from the 70’s is still better than the Peter Jackson trilogy just on the music alone.

But his LOTR trilogy is better than the animated LOTR one. I mean… It at least finished the story.

Klaymore,
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I think there’s an animated Return of the King by the same people who made the animated Hobbit. I haven’t seen it though so idk how good it is.

JohnDClay,

I saw a pretty good three hour cut of all three Hobbit movies. I don’t remember what it was called, but I think they only used like 20 min of the last movie.

tigeruppercut,

I’m guessing not much of Fast and Furious: Minecart Racing made it into that cut.

CeruleanRuin,

Maple Films’ edit is pretty good. Chops out the majority of the dwarf backstory, all of the wizard side quests, and significantly cuts down the superfluous action sequences, resulting in a strong narrative which follows Bilbo’s story exclusively, as it should.

lightnsfw, in My parents…

Sorry mom and dad. Your shitty genes made me ugly and your shitty parenting fucked up my personality. This is really your fault.

LoamImprovement,

Don’t forget the shitty political views that fucked up the environment and the economy. If my parents want grandkids they can adopt, I can’t afford any of that shit and I won’t put someone else through this hell if I can help it.

Varyk, in Not a bad idea

Book 1: The Wrath of Bombadil

It’s twenty pages long of pure natural fury, roots choking goblins and orcs and storms of lightning exploding Sauron’s towers.

There are no further volumes.

Gradually_Adjusting, in Fuckin project managers
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Lorewise, Saruman was supposed to be something of an engineering prodigy

jmcs,

He was a Maiar of Aulë, which was the Vala of Crafting, so prodigy is probably underselling it. As a side note, considering what happened with both Saruman and Sauron, I would say Aulë was probably a very shitty boss.

Gradually_Adjusting,
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He probably was - which is why they prefer to promote shitty engineers to management, usually.

CitizenKong, (edited )

Aule also created the dwarves against the explicit orders of Iluvatar, so it kinda runs in the family. Wasn’t Morgoth a Maiar of Aule too? Nope, a Valar. Thanks for the correction!

jmcs,

Morgoth was a Vala, probably even the most powerful among them.

Thavron,
@Thavron@lemmy.ca avatar

You know, I’m something of a wizard myself

BastingChemina,

He turned a park and a forest into a huge industrial complex, making an fully equipped army in a few years.

From an engineering point of view this is impressive.

Gradually_Adjusting,
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He’d been amassing that army since 2953, and only revealed his true self by going sicko mode on Gandalf in 3018.

BastingChemina, (edited )

Thanks for the details, I’ve look for it but could not find how long it took him.

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

The Orthanc wiki page. I basically lucked out, search engines suck these days

ummthatguy, in You're not passing
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ickplant,
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

Beautiful.

ummthatguy,
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ironeagl, in Planning for your hike

Well actually he didn’t. He only carried them part-way - but then he cried when he had to toss them into a crevasse.

Snowcano,

I’d cry too. Have you ever used pans seasoned over years? I actually flinch every time I see that scene in the movies now that I’ve seasoned pans of my own. 😢

themeatbridge, in But first they would need to invent some tape

Yes, but through that mouse, the ring would wield a power too squeak and scratch to imagine.

bird,

Mouse would escape the tape and stick its head through the ring. Then you have an invisible mouse to rule them all to deal with. The whole of Middle Earth would be absolutely overrun with mice

GreenMario, in The wise

He had sappers. And yeah Pike beats horse.

potterpockets,

Ladders too.

ratz30,

I’d hate to climb a ladder with a pike

MajorMajormajormajor,

Climb the ladder and have your mate pass up the pike.

GreenMario,

This is an accident waiting to happen. Is this ladder even OSHA approved?

mosiacmango,

Nah, you throw your pike straight up and then catch it when you reach the top of the ladder.

Ez

ratz30,

Except when there’s light in the pikemen’s eyes apparently

misterundercoat,

“Captain Ugnark, should we be worried about leaving our rear open to a cavalry charge?”

“Gobruk, you fool! That’s a 60-degree slope, there’s no way that horses could safely charge down it.”

happyhippo,

This is AoE 101

Aurenkin, (edited ) in Gotta do what they told you

Those who died.

Are justified.

For seeking the ring.

We’re the chosen wights.

vettnerk,

Justify
Those who died
For seeking the ring
We’re the chosen wights

Curse you, I shall not do thy bidding (x16)

jcit878,

Fuck you they are not for eating

Fuck you they are not for eating

Fuck you they are not for eating

Fuck You the are not for eating!

FUCK YOU THEY ARE NOT FOR EATING

FUCK YOU THEY ARE NOT FOR EATING (X4)

p1mrx,

FUCK STEW I WON’T BOIL EM MASH EM

LongRedCoat, in FOOL OF A TOOK

Hmmm, the same might be possible in the book too:

Pippin felt curiously attracted by the well. While the others were unrolling blankets and making beds against the walls of the chamber, as far as possible from the hole in the floor, he crept to the edge and peered over. A chill air seems to strike his face, rising from the invisible depths. Moved by a sudden impulse he groped for a loose stone, and let it drop. He felt his heart beat many times before there was any signs. Then far below, as if the stone had fallen into deep water in some cavernous place, the came a plunk, very distant, but magnified and repeated in the hollow shaft.

'What's that?' cried Gandalf. He was relieved when Pippin confessed what he had done; but he was angry, and Pippin could see his eye glinting. 'Fool of a Took!' he growled. 'This is a serious journey, not a hobbit walking-party. Throw yourself in next time, and then you will be no further nuisance. Now be quiet!'

Nothing more was heard for several minutes; but then there came out of the depths faint knocks: tap-tom, tap-tom. ...

SassyGumsquatch,

At least book gandalf just growled it. A growl to me is a lot quieter than what movie gandalf did

Scrawny,

Not to mention Gimli sang a whole song in the great hall.

TheAndrewBrown,

He did cry “what’s that”, it seems like that would’ve been pretty loud.

And it seems even more Gandalf’s fault in the book since it was just a single stone falling into water. That has to happen all the time in a cave.

Xariphon,

Okay but the movie version was much funnier, and I think any good Hobbit would appreciate that.

One rock vs the skull... and the skeleton... and the chain... ... and the bucket.

Just friggin' legendary.

dummbatz,

Gandalf growled

And I thought it was Christopher Lee who played in a metal band

Kolanaki, in Antidepressants or Tolkien
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It’s a trick question. Tolkien’s works are also antidepressants.

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