edit: Scratch that. I stand corrected. I’ve deleted the original comment to help keep its fallacies from showing up in searches and I hope y’all keep your pooches well away from all things caffeinated. 😶❤️
That’s not right, it’s the theobromine content that matters as it causes a hypertensive crisis since they lack the enzyme to metabolise that type of chemical (methylxanthines).
Technically, he’s not a dog anymore, but he will always be my gentle samurai. Chocolate couldn’t take him out; he found a worthy adversary in a degenerative nerve disorder and fought to the last like only he could. 🤘🏽💙
My previously fat old dachshund ended up at the vet hospital and got diagnosed with pancreatitis. So now all he gets is special low fat diet food and special low-fat, flavorless chewy sticks. I feel this meme so much.
He’s lazy, doesn’t like any particular toy or game for more than 10 minutes, and doesn’t really get excited about anything but seeing me, yelling at everyone and everything, and food. Mostly food. Now he’s skinny and absolutely hates it.
I’ve made it clear that either way, he’s dying if pancreatitis. The second he gets another terminal illness, he’s going to eat himself to death like he wants. A Euthanasia Fiesta if you will.
Why didn’t just Tom wear the Ring as he makes passionate love with his wife, so he can force Sauron to watch.
Sauron, who is a virgin, who never had a gf and was dismembered and reduced to a giant eye by a fucking human would realize he is nothing compared to Tom, whose girth is beyond even Eru Ilúvatar’s comprehension.
Wishing to die but unable to kill himself as he doesn’t even have a fucking hand to pull the trigger, he would order his orc armies to piss on him, so that the flames of his eye can be extinguished and his mind can be set free of Tom’s all encompassing girth. His spirit would be released to the boundless void that ripples and contorts with Tom’s mighty thrusts and he would find no solace.
When Tom thrusts his final thrust and shoots a billion Bombadillos deep into Goldberry’s loins, the impact would shatter Sauron’s soul into a billion Saurodillos and he would be free. When this happens, not even the wisest can tell.
Where is it stated he was a virgin? He used to be able to change his appearance at will. Pretty sure he got laid with every sentient species in Middle earth and probably some non-sentient as well.
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