misterundercoat

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misterundercoat,

Return Of The Jedi: All their optimism for restoring the republic, Luke restoring the Jedi, Han and Leia starting a family. All made pointless by the crappy sequels.

misterundercoat,

This is the ideal make photosynthesis. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

misterundercoat,

The soure is clearly ifunny.co it’s right there in the watermark.

misterundercoat,

The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn’t a search for meaning. It’s to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you’ll be dead.

misterundercoat,

Ain’t nothing wrong with release order, IMO. The differences in cinematography, direction, special effects, ect. become distracting when the trilogies are broken up like that.

To really enhance the cultural zeitgeist of the early 2000s, the prequel trilogy should be experienced with a set of Taco Bell promotional cups and contest pieces from eBay. Alternatively, one could purchase a Pepsi from one of the surviving Phantom Menace vending machines.

misterundercoat,

The flipped version of this template seems so wrong

misterundercoat,

Source also had W3 mod. I remember a server that ran it on de_deathcookin for some reason, but it was so good.

Also, glass maps. And this one server that ran 24/7 scoutzknivez low gravity gun game.

misterundercoat,

Get yourself an eight-six and start delivering tofu. Don’t spill any water.

misterundercoat,

It’s a parody of McGruff the crime dog, a propaganda character from the 80s-90s

misterundercoat,

Just wait until you dig into the absolute fuckery the Ohio GOP has pulled to in order to keep those districts unfair.

misterundercoat,

Rare Ohio W

X runs ‘timeline takeover’ ad promoting anti-trans film (techcrunch.com)

Thursday on X (Twitter), all users saw the same pinned topic under the “What’s happening?” sidebar. As part of a “timeline takeover” — which gives advertisers “priority access to logged-in users’ first impression of the day” — conservative media nonprofit PragerU is promoting the hashtag “#DETRANS” to...

misterundercoat,

Despite pushback from some users

Well there’s your problem. You’re still using the fascist platform.

Any active user who “pushes back” in an attempt to “fix” the fascist platform is either delusional or being disingenuous. There’s no fixing it, guys. Just walk away.

misterundercoat,

Looks like it’s back to drinking out of the toilet for me

misterundercoat,

No one:

This joke:

Mfw this joke: 🤣🤣🤣

made with mematic

misterundercoat,

Pretty sure I saw this in Fallout 3

misterundercoat,

You have to really love it, you can’t just pretend

misterundercoat,

Exceptions are made if banging is important for the survival of the species*, and they were like the only two in the galaxy. See also: Ki-Adi-Mundi and his 5 wives.

*this exception may or may not have been written by Ki-Adi-Mundi

Oklahoma attorney general sues to stop US's first public religious school (apnews.com)

Oklahoma’s Republican Attorney General Gentner Drummond on Friday sued to stop a state board from establishing and funding what would be the nation’s first religious public charter school after the board ignored Drummond’s warning that it would violate both the state and U.S. constitutions....

misterundercoat,

Religions: We have the right to be involved in public affairs.

Also religions: No we don’t pay taxes lol.

Also religions: You know what, we should probably get a share of some of that tax money.

misterundercoat,

Please check a box below to indicate the severity of the emergency:


<span style="color:#323232;">[   ]  - I'm not okay
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</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">[ x ] - I'm not o-fucking-kay
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misterundercoat,

Well, it all started with a game of dom-jot …

misterundercoat,

Right through the transparent aluminum

misterundercoat,

Your dad is right. A flail is an incredibly impractical weapon that’s unsafe for the wielder. For close quarters unarmored combat, find yourself a woman who’s handy with a dagger or smallsword. With the understanding that she’s also proficient with a good polearm or bow for the fighting in the field.

misterundercoat,

I used to be a Jedi like you, then I took a lighsaber to the arm. Then later to the knee, and other leg, and other arm. Then later to the robotic version of the arm I lost the first time.

misterundercoat,

The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn’t a search for meaning. It’s to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you’ll be dead.

misterundercoat,

The problem is that I did the first three just before bedtime

misterundercoat,

For a second I thought you looked up their birthdays and this was literally about the fact that Tobey Maguire was 23-years-old playing a college kid and only one year younger than this actor playing a middle-aged dad and it was a funny haha moment about Hollywood casting and age discrepancy between actors and the characters they play.

Then I did some more thinking and remembered that Spider-Man 2 came out in 2004 and I am an idiot.

BTW Tobey Maguire was born in 1975 and the other actor’s name is Peter Allas and I couldn’t find his birthday.

misterundercoat,

Maybe there’s a framework of rules that the time traveler must adhere to (or risk being disintegrated by the time police).

For example, specific knowledge of the future is off-limits, but it’s OK to give basic advice as long as it’s already general knowledge for the time period you’re traveling to. Make sound investments, eat right, exercise, don’t smoke, etc.

misterundercoat,

Both versions are sent to everyone. Your phone will decide which version to display based on its language setting. You can put the pitchfork down.

misterundercoat,

Wow you must be a novice if you still need to slash. A true bushido master can cut steel without unsheathing the blade.

misterundercoat,

That dude from the Office?

misterundercoat,

So … there’s this BBC television series presented by Jim Burke that you might enjoy.

misterundercoat,

What they don’t understand is that the factory must grow

misterundercoat,

Reminds me of the time I found an a bunch of cash and an N64 inside an old Gamecube.

misterundercoat,

While a ball valve is more durable and provides a tight seal, opening and closing will cause an abrupt change in pressure that can strain your system. A gate valve will allow for more granular pressure regulation, but is prone to leakage and degradation of the valve stem over time.

misterundercoat,

That guy is too smart, he’d better he careful. He’ll be found dead at his desk after mysteriously choking on an HP cyan cartridge.

misterundercoat,

It would be like saying “Duuuude, what if they sent Chuck Norris to fight Russia?”

Answer: He’d get shot immediately and die.

misterundercoat,

But job listing will still be asking for 70 years of FORTRAN experience.

misterundercoat,

I disagree with your analogy. The death rate has held steady at 100% for quite some time now. The only difference is how wrinkly the corpses are.

misterundercoat,

Your lack of planning does not constitute an emergency on my part.

misterundercoat,

Look into the orb long enough, and the orb will graciously unburden you from sight, because you have done all the seeing. Very efficient.

misterundercoat,

The secret is thin layers. Keep sanding it down and reapplying clear coat.

misterundercoat,

You will pay for your insolence!

Insolence? We are pirates! We don’t even know what that means!

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