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iMastari, in Well, that's just like, your opinion, man

If you feel it’s that bad, create better.

Assman, in Well, that's just like, your opinion, man
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Witless worm detected.

MonsiuerPatEBrown, in Well, that's just like, your opinion, man

I mean … the warg fight in the second film is pretty bad. Even Mr. Jackson copped to that part being … under produced.

reverendsteveii, in Well, that's just like, your opinion, man

Title: Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings is Utterly Awful

Article: Look at me. Look at me. Hey, Internet, over here. I said something controversial. Pay attention to me.

DroneRights,

That’s a bit mean. Why aren’t people allowed to have genuinely held opinions anymore? Why is everyone who disagrees with you faking?

reverendsteveii,

There are some sadly misguided individuals who think LotR movies are actually good. This post will dispel that unfortunate delusion.

That tone of arrogant superiority is why. This is clearly rage baiting, it would have made it to the second sentence without insulting its potential audience if it wasn’t.

DroneRights,

Maybe the author is just really upset and feels the need to be mean about it. I don’t see the need to be mean back, condescension in an article never hurt anyone.

Assman,
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It’s literally rage bait

DroneRights,

I don’t believe rage bait is this common. There’s no evidence for this conspiracy theory that the author is hiding anything.

CeruleanRuin,

Why else would he be writing about a movie that came out twenty years ago?

Might as well write an article about how shitty you think Lawrence of Arabia is.

DroneRights,

We are on a sublemmy devoted to a 20 year old movie. People still watch LOTR.

rustydrd,
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The trick is this to have genuinely held opinions without publishing poorly written articles about it. I do that all the time, and I can warmly recommend others to try it, too!

DroneRights,

I think talking about one’s opinions is human nature and it’s pointless to oppose it.

Tavarin,
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Calling people who disagree with you misguided when it comes to purely matter of tastes is not just talking about one’s opinion, but is in fact insulting other people for no reason. So fuck the author of this particular article.

DroneRights,

Well, I think it’s funny. I appreciate an author who has style and passion, it keeps me invested. It’s not like anyone’s opinion of the lord of the rings matters, so I couldn’t possibly be offended no matter what I thought of the movies.

rustydrd,
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Not every opinion is worth sharing. Even if you do, talking annoys only one person, whereas publishing articles online annoys the whole world.

DroneRights,

I don’t think every article ever published is read by the whole world. I think most of them are read by about as many people as the average Lemmy post

rustydrd,
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You do get the difference between talking and publishing though, right? And the fact that not all opinions are worth sharing? The “whole world” was a figure of speech.

DroneRights,

Some of these websites are so simple that publishing an article takes as much effort as posting a Lemmy comment. There used to be a difference, but there isn’t anymore.

mindbleach, (edited )

Right. When people say “don’t feed trolls,” this is the contrarian bait they’re talking about. Not assholes and bigots.

CeruleanRuin,

Well yes, but don’t feed assholes and bigots either.

mindbleach,

Calling out bigots and assholes isn’t “feeding.” That’s the problem. Telling people to ignore outright bastards just leads the bastards to escalate. You should absolutely identify their bullshit and bluntly tell them where to shove it - and more importantly, forums need to allow calling out bullshit.

Any moderator demanding “respect” and “civility” is creating an environment where cautious monsters have free reign, unless they also proactively fight politely-phrased abuse. If someone has good reason to say “fuck off,” and you remove the response but not the cause, you are a force multiplier for that abuse.

But this schmuck? Yeah, ignore that. It is of low quality.

brothershamus, in Well, that's just like, your opinion, man
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Three simple words: Droning minor chords

You get maybe, in a 2 hour movie . . . 20 minutes maximum. Not 100 minutes.

deegeese, in Well, that's just like, your opinion, man

The first trilogy is great.

The second trilogy ran about 5 hours too long.

brihuang95,
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don’t get me started about that cringey romance arc too…

hamburglar26,

Yeahhhh that really wasn’t necessary at all.

Kolanaki,
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The animated Hobbit movie from the 70’s is still better than the Peter Jackson trilogy just on the music alone.

But his LOTR trilogy is better than the animated LOTR one. I mean… It at least finished the story.

Klaymore,
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I think there’s an animated Return of the King by the same people who made the animated Hobbit. I haven’t seen it though so idk how good it is.

JohnDClay,

I saw a pretty good three hour cut of all three Hobbit movies. I don’t remember what it was called, but I think they only used like 20 min of the last movie.

tigeruppercut,

I’m guessing not much of Fast and Furious: Minecart Racing made it into that cut.

CeruleanRuin,

Maple Films’ edit is pretty good. Chops out the majority of the dwarf backstory, all of the wizard side quests, and significantly cuts down the superfluous action sequences, resulting in a strong narrative which follows Bilbo’s story exclusively, as it should.

LongbottomLeaf, in Well, that's just like, your opinion, man

Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!

Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow!

Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!

Jaderick, in Well, that's just like, your opinion, man

Imagine being this vocally stupid

EmergMemeHologram,

This post better not be anything except a long tirade that omitting Tom Bombadil as an additional 2 hours of content is a travesty.

pomodoro_longbreak,
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I’ve done it before. But I had the good grace to apologise.

Masimatutu, in Well, that's just like, your opinion, man
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Christopher Tolkien agrees.

But in all seriousness, while I do think the films are alright, they are nothing compared to the books. People should definitely read them before watching the adaptation, it really is an experience.

snooggums,
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I read the books as a child and young adult multiple times before the films came out. The films are fantastic and a solid adaptation for a different medium, they got the feeling down even if some parts were left out as part of the change to the other medium.

The Hobbit movies are hot garbage though, and I blame studio meddling for those.

BestBouclettes,

I think the movies are the best adaptation we could have gotten. The books a hard read and most of it wouldn’t translate well to film. All the songs, the long winded dialogs, descriptive parts, the ending, etc. I can understand Christopher Tolkien though, especially since he grew up and old with these stories, and probably nothing would eve do it justice compared to what he imagined his whole life.

Transporter_Room_3,
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Having read the books long ago, and recently listened to them narrated by Andy serkis, holy shit the books do NOT translate into movie form.

Maybe a miniseries like Battlestar Galactica, but the budget for it would have to be insane.

People don’t seem to understand that nobody is going to fimund their dream movie adaptation, because their dream movie adaptation has a larger budget than most countries’ GDP.

I would LOVE to have seen Tom Bombadil and the barrow wights. I’d love to have gotten to see everything in the book, but let’s be realistic here.

Go back in time with a few metric tons of gold, fund it however you see fit. I think if given proper funding, and more strict guidelines to keep the funding, he’d make as perfect an adaptation live-action could get in a miniseries. Make it like 90-100 minutes per “episode” and stretch it out however long it takes.

Do people not realize he was told initially it would have to be shown in ONE movie? And he fought to have at LEAST two, and that the studio we finally got insisted on 3 because this story is too long and complex (and lucrative) to be only two movies?

It could have been much, much worse. But hot damn do I wish it were better, even recognizing how good it was.

hamburglar26,

I forced myself to read them before watching each movie and so glad I did.

Overall I think the movies are fine, and I actually prefer the extended cuts because they add a lot of good stuff even if they become absurdly long.

My main issue is that they seem to always make Frodo kind of a wimp vs how he acts in the books.

CeruleanRuin,

Can’t argue with this at all, but the books aren’t for everyone.

gazter,

You’re correct, of course… But the people you’re referring to can be taught to read.

x4740N, in Fools Gold Loaf.

That is literally enough for an entire day worth of food

ThunderWhiskers,

It may, in fact, be in excess of recommended caloric intake. I would not be surprised if there were more than 2000 calories in this photo.

x4740N,

I count the calories I eat and that looks likes a day’s worth of food

CeruleanRuin,

That’s a week of food for some people.

jose1324,

I am positive this is more than the daily 2200 calories

Rusky_900, in Well, that's just like, your opinion, man

If the article starts with “seriously”, you know to not take it seriously.

snooggums,
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Seriously, that is great advice.

1847953620,

Seriously

tacosanonymous, in Well, that's just like, your opinion, man

That guy sounds just like my dad.

While I’m all for criticism where it’s due, harping about something for decades doesn’t make you any more fun to listen to.

RooPappy,

Almost every teenage goes through a phase where they think that criticizing things makes you sound smart. I did it. I have a teenager going through it right now.

Some people never grow out of it.

pomodoro_longbreak,
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There is a certain age where it just feels right. I wish I knew the cure, but maybe it’s just something people have to go through.

Maybe finding something to be happy about.

bleistift2, in Well, that's just like, your opinion, man

I’ve watched the first movie and tried reading the first book. I agree. These are among the most boring experiences of my life.

systemglitch,

I got half way through the final book before I couldn’t take it anymore.

If he would have only tried to let my imagination fill in become details, it wouldn’t be so bad, but it was a trudge of over detailed explanation of everything.

Everything that spawned because of it was great, but the books themselves really are overrated.

That’s said, I enjoy the movies, solid 8/10.

pimento64,

Orc talk

DroneRights,

They are not for eating

What about their extended cuts? They don’t need those.

Assman,
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This MFer drinks grog

ickplant, in Well, that's just like, your opinion, man
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Here’s the article, btw.

9point6,

Jfc the ads on that page are obnoxious

some_guy,

Guess my ad-blockers are doing a great job. I was completely unaware.

9point6,

Unfortunately I was browsing away from my pihole at the time

demonsword,
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not gonna lie, the author does make a few interesting points

samus12345,
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Gimli is a vehicle for cheap gags

This is a fair point in particular.

pomodoro_longbreak,
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Yeah I think the story benefits from some humorous beats, but maybe not like that, in retrospect.

samus12345,
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Yeah, in retrospect, the movies kinda did Gimli dirty.

pomodoro_longbreak,
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What I’m driving at is that by making everyone flat, no one can grow. When Boromir falls for the Ring, everyone in the audience saw it coming from a mile away. When Denethor goes suicidal, there’s no surprise because he’s a raving madman from the moment we meet him.

Damn

PoopingCough,

But if it were like he’s suggesting, people would complain that those characters final(ish) actions were out of character and it would make no sense for them to do those things. Just because you can see something coming doesn’t mean it isn’t enjoyable to watch. If you saw two trains heading towards each other on one track you wouldn’t look away simply because the you see the outcome coming. There’s a difference between foreshadowing and being predictable and imo it’s not good criticism.

frezik,

Right, and I think Denathor is a good example. Spends his screen time being an asshat. Very satisfying when he gets what’s coming.

pomodoro_longbreak,
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Right I guess that’s partly down to the medium of movies. Probably not enough screentime to devote to a more subtle character evolution.

skybreaker, in Fools Gold Loaf.
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And like the Hobbits, how many did we eat? That’s right, 4.

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