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z3n0x, in When you have a minimum word count requirement for your essay
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Thusly

ElectricCattleman, in When you have a minimum word count requirement for your essay

I named my cat Simba after the Lion King character.

In order to determine the reasoning behind the origin of the feline member of my family it is important to understand the nomenclature of the primary cast of the Disney hit movie “the Lion King”. The primary character, Simba, was an inspiration to many, and indeed to our family as well, for when asked to pick a name for our cat, collectively we selected that name for him.

gina, in One screen to rule them...
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Priorities!

Minarble,

Where was 15D when the French Blues fell?

GrammatonCleric, in poor orc
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“It scares the hell out of the orcs! My boys love it!”

ElectricAirship, in poor orc
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When you’re in the fellowship and you hear drums

iltoroargento, in poor orc
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Never noticed it before, but dude’s lookin’ like Mitch McConnell.

Rocketpoweredgorilla,
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Mitch is this guy’s evil twin.

Lt_Worf,

Wow, he does

teft, in poor orc
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You guys think Morgoth was jamming on an electric fiddle when he was doing his discordant thing?

theodewere,
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Fingolfin challenged him to a fiddle throwdown

Deuces, (edited )

Well morgoth went down to Arnor he was looking for a soul to steal…

theodewere,
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yeah and then Ungoliant showed up and ate the whole spread, the gazebo, everybody's ride.. anyways it was a mess..

HornyMarquis,

The dark lord went down to Mordor

Gsus4, in When you have a minimum word count requirement for your essay
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But the meaning is not the same, right? It should be “nevertheless”, not “then”

superkret, in Shameful

Was that dude with the sunglasses always in this meme?

cloudy1999, in Shameful

Oh no, sorry about that, Gondor calls for aid.

Batman, in poor orc

Freeze frame. You’re probably wondering how I got here. Would you believe I used to be an elf? Any way let’s get back to my merciless slaughter.

Psaldorn, in Favorite child

Boromir: I hate to toot my own horn, but…

teft, in Favorite child
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Let’s be honest, Denethor wouldn’t even hang a picture of Faramir. If he did it’d be hung over the toilet or something

Little8Lost,

He would put it in Faramirs room because he never enters it

Rusty,

I’m pretty sure he would rather hang a picture of a tomato than a picture of Faramir.

MajorMajormajormajor, in Favorite child

“The wrong son died” - Denethor

ArmyTiger, in Favorite child

[earlier]

Denethor: I don’t care for Faramir.*

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