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soot, in Take it back!

SOYJAK.PARTY WON

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MonkderZweite, in Take it back!

So, more LOTR = more fuck?

ickplant,
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

In my mind it’s more like more fuck = less LOTR.

ccdfa,

Why not do both at the same time? Very sensual during Aragorn’s memory flashbacks and I’m sure you can imagine how things might go during Helm’s Deep.

Thavron,
@Thavron@lemmy.ca avatar

Blow it like they blew the outer ring wall 😏

Chainweasel, in Take it back!

The movies are 4hrs long, you’re not going to miss much in 8 seconds.

Cold_Brew_Enema,

8 seconds? Damn champ what’s your secret?

tacosanonymous, in Take it back!

Nah, I’m lighting the signal fires.

Pons_Aelius, (edited ) in Take it back!

Why you knock back the ride if a Rohirrim was offering a mount?

bestusername, (edited ) in Take it back!
@bestusername@aussie.zone avatar

You can definitely do both!

HubertManne,
@HubertManne@kbin.social avatar

yeah. came to say you don't have to stop watching something just because your having sex. get some food in there and you have the trifecta!

agent_flounder,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

Look at ol multitasker over here, Mr Quad Core

I gotta time slice that shit.

pensivepangolin,

I don’t know if I could get it on while watching Wormtongue

SpaceNoodle,

Helps you last longer

bestusername,
@bestusername@aussie.zone avatar

I gave my wife a good wormtongue during that scene.

Geobloke,

You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals…

Deuces, (edited )

So let’s do it like we’re bees under the light of the trees

Hazmatastic,

Do it doggy style so we can both watch X-Files The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King Special Extended Edition

SpaceNoodle,

Can confirm

iAvicenna, in Fools Gold Loaf.

You mean the arteries right Legolas?

ILikeBoobies, in Well, that's just like, your opinion, man

Must be a book reader

OpenPassageways,

As a book reader, I still don’t get it. The LOTR movies are probably the best book adaptations of all time. I can’t think of very much they could have done better. The extended editions really make the trilogy sing. Would a book reader want this to have been MORE than 13 hours? That’s ridiculous.

6daemonbag,

The best adaptation is Forrest Gump because they got rid of all the over-the-top bullshit in the novel and turned it into a great story

archonet, in Fools Gold Loaf.

isn’t this the thing that killed Elvis?

Sway_Chameleon,
@Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world avatar

That thing could kill anything that ate it. Pretty sure one of those things would cause your blood to gellify.

archonet,

I can feel my arteries hardening from here

TheGreenGolem,

If you can’t shit for a couple of days or even weeks because of the opiates, pretty much anything can kill you.

Buffaloaf,

No, that’s anti-elf propaganda spread by the dwarves. Legolas had nothing to do with Elvis’s death.

weariedfae, in Fools Gold Loaf.

What is this? If I search for fools gold loaf it just says it’s a pb&j&bacon hoagie. Whatever is pictured in the meme looks interesting.

Pumafred9,

Ohh it’s called a cube burger

zzx,

Cube burger. Holy shit

ILikeBoobies,

All I found was a Slovenian restaurant

Bishma, in Well, that's just like, your opinion, man
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I’ll always miss the scouring of The Shire. I know the movie didn’t need more endings, but it is a big part of Frodo’s end and it’s the big payoff for Merry and Pippin

CCMan1701A, in Well, that's just like, your opinion, man

The Lord of the Rings is a great trilogy. Season one of Stranger Things tops it for me.

BellaDonna, in Well, that's just like, your opinion, man

I’ve thought this for a long time, I thought the movies were bad, like actually bad, and the first one, despite being the most boring, was actually probably the best one. This year I watched the extended version of the first movie and it was the first time I enjoyed it, but the others felt like large set piece battles and some simple, high fantasy plot as glue.

blusterydayve26, in Well, that's just like, your opinion, man

I always rate my movies by volume of Tom Bombadil.

milicent_bystandr,

Does that fluctuate based on how well Goldberry’s been feeding him?

Transporter_Room_3,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

Peter Jackson asked him if he wanted to be in the movies, but he just trotted along saying “Goldberry is waiting”

So I don’t blame him. I wouldn’t keep her waiting either.

Anticorp, in Well, that's just like, your opinion, man

Whoever wrote that article is a servant of Sauron.

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