lotrmemes

This magazine is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

weariedfae, in Fools Gold Loaf.

What is this? If I search for fools gold loaf it just says it’s a pb&j&bacon hoagie. Whatever is pictured in the meme looks interesting.

Pumafred9,

Ohh it’s called a cube burger

zzx,

Cube burger. Holy shit

ILikeBoobies,

All I found was a Slovenian restaurant

archonet, in Fools Gold Loaf.

isn’t this the thing that killed Elvis?

Sway_Chameleon,
@Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world avatar

That thing could kill anything that ate it. Pretty sure one of those things would cause your blood to gellify.

archonet,

I can feel my arteries hardening from here

TheGreenGolem,

If you can’t shit for a couple of days or even weeks because of the opiates, pretty much anything can kill you.

Buffaloaf,

No, that’s anti-elf propaganda spread by the dwarves. Legolas had nothing to do with Elvis’s death.

Ranvier, in Fools Gold Loaf.
AlligatorBlizzard,

This isn’t significantly more revolting than a standard Bloody Mary; the entire idea of tomato juice is disgusting, it’s just thin and bland tomato soup and if you chill it it’s even worse. It’s a waste of vodka, not good vodka mind you, but you could have had a perfectly fine screwdriver with that vodka!

Skullgrid,
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

Bloody Maries are fantastic when eating grilled meat and trying to get drunk.

Lepsea,

Reminds me of the Mississippi queen from Regular Show

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/05a4072b-30ff-49fd-a1c2-d22a1c840d37.jpeg

Sway_Chameleon,
@Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world avatar

That image makes my eyes want to vomit.

CeruleanRuin,

That is a crime against humanity.

blusterydayve26, in Well, that's just like, your opinion, man

I always rate my movies by volume of Tom Bombadil.

milicent_bystandr,

Does that fluctuate based on how well Goldberry’s been feeding him?

Transporter_Room_3,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

Peter Jackson asked him if he wanted to be in the movies, but he just trotted along saying “Goldberry is waiting”

So I don’t blame him. I wouldn’t keep her waiting either.

Bishma, in Well, that's just like, your opinion, man
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I’ll always miss the scouring of The Shire. I know the movie didn’t need more endings, but it is a big part of Frodo’s end and it’s the big payoff for Merry and Pippin

CCMan1701A, in Well, that's just like, your opinion, man

The Lord of the Rings is a great trilogy. Season one of Stranger Things tops it for me.

BellaDonna, in Well, that's just like, your opinion, man

I’ve thought this for a long time, I thought the movies were bad, like actually bad, and the first one, despite being the most boring, was actually probably the best one. This year I watched the extended version of the first movie and it was the first time I enjoyed it, but the others felt like large set piece battles and some simple, high fantasy plot as glue.

ickplant, in Does it ever end?
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

To be fair, he’s been into Tolkien since adolescence and is really excited to share. It’s just… intense.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Ha, my wife does this too because she’s read the books and I haven’t.

ickplant,
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

One day I’ll get to the books so I don’t have to ask for his help every time there is a book vs movie meme, lol.

Chorche,

This will only lead to you eventually reading the Silmarillion, and putting your husband in his place with even more obscure Tolkien trivia.

ickplant,
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar
synae, (edited )
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

There is a fun podcast called Drunk History of Middle Earth that is essentially this dynamic the whole time - a husband/wife duo where the guy is trying to teach her about Tolkien. She’s genuinely open to it, so it’s probably less annoying than some other instances of that pattern. Aside from the hearing new perspectives on the lore, it’s interesting to vicariously experience the stories for the first time again.

Also I love their accents, and how they sometimes expose their personal lives to the world and talk through stuff as a couple - it’s very endearing

Edit to add: there are no ads! It’s so refreshing

ickplant,
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

That sound adorable and fun, thank you for the recommendation!

NocturnalMorning,

I have had to watch LOTR twice now for my fiance. They are soooo long.

frostwhitewolf,

Not long enough

KnowledgeableNip,

Mine tried to go for a weekend marathon. I cannot give that much attention to anything in my life ever.

synae,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

It doesn’t take a weekend, you do that in a mere 11.5 hours

Hupf,
@Hupf@feddit.de avatar

Did you get the Special Extended Edition?

NocturnalMorning,

I think I said no to the extended edition, lol.

nitefox,

How can you watch LOTR but not the extended edition? It’s outrageous it’s unfair!

sean,
@sean@dice.camp avatar

@nitefox federation is trippy. I'm seeing this and replying on Mastodon timeline but it's a Lemmy post 😳

nitefox,

Niceeeee

NocturnalMorning,

I asked her, she agrees with you. I’m not a good partner apparently.

ButtDrugs,

Your fiance deserves better.

NocturnalMorning,

But it’d like 9 hours isn’t it? It’s sooo difficult to sit through the movies in the first place. It’s not even that I don’t like them, they’re just so damn long.

KingJalopy,

Got to give your wife the long…

NocturnalMorning,

This gave me quite a chuckle.

Hupf,
@Hupf@feddit.de avatar

It’s 12,5 hours total. But the thing is, the extended edition is more like the original and the other has been unduly chopped down for theatrical limitations. It’s missing essential scenes basically.

TeaHands,
@TeaHands@lemmy.world avatar

It’s for your own good. Trust him.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

It can be hard to accept that something you’re really into just isn’t interesting to your spouse, but I think it’s important to do so.

EhEhraughn,

I had a friend like that with every comedy movie he liked. He’d just stare at you with a goofy grin prior to every part he thought was funny. He’d look over, grinning, just waiting to see your reaction. He’s a great guy, it just made it real uncomfortable to watch a movie with him.

mriormro,
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

Your friend’s giving off real Jeb Bush energy, lol.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c3660758-b4ad-488c-b8df-e4bbd3e1d72f.webm

xkb,

Also had a friend like this and it made it quite annoying to watch anything with him. He later got a diagnosed on the autism spectrum so that probably explains the tendency to do this

Anticorp, in Well, that's just like, your opinion, man

Whoever wrote that article is a servant of Sauron.

bleistift2, in Well, that's just like, your opinion, man

I’ve watched the first movie and tried reading the first book. I agree. These are among the most boring experiences of my life.

systemglitch,

I got half way through the final book before I couldn’t take it anymore.

If he would have only tried to let my imagination fill in become details, it wouldn’t be so bad, but it was a trudge of over detailed explanation of everything.

Everything that spawned because of it was great, but the books themselves really are overrated.

That’s said, I enjoy the movies, solid 8/10.

pimento64,

Orc talk

DroneRights,

They are not for eating

What about their extended cuts? They don’t need those.

Assman,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

This MFer drinks grog

iMastari, in Well, that's just like, your opinion, man

If you feel it’s that bad, create better.

Assman, in Well, that's just like, your opinion, man
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Witless worm detected.

MonsiuerPatEBrown, in Well, that's just like, your opinion, man

I mean … the warg fight in the second film is pretty bad. Even Mr. Jackson copped to that part being … under produced.

yaaaaayPancakes, in Fuckin project managers

They need to hire Earl Sinclair and the rest of the WeSaySo gang!

root_beer,

They got the results the Dark Lord would have wanted

Jaderick, in Well, that's just like, your opinion, man

Imagine being this vocally stupid

EmergMemeHologram,

This post better not be anything except a long tirade that omitting Tom Bombadil as an additional 2 hours of content is a travesty.

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’ve done it before. But I had the good grace to apologise.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • random
  • uselessserver093
  • Food
  • aaaaaaacccccccce
  • [email protected]
  • test
  • CafeMeta
  • testmag
  • MUD
  • RhythmGameZone
  • RSS
  • dabs
  • Socialism
  • KbinCafe
  • TheResearchGuardian
  • Ask_kbincafe
  • oklahoma
  • feritale
  • SuperSentai
  • KamenRider
  • All magazines