EmergMemeHologram

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EmergMemeHologram,

I like Christmas but the run up to it is the most awful and intense time of year for my anxiety and it just always hurts.

I love seeing my family, i just find shopping and all the travelling so stressful.

EmergMemeHologram,

What’s wrong with doing this? I do it semi often. My wife thinks it’s weird but I’ve never regretted it.

I melt cheese on them sometimes.

EmergMemeHologram,

I like scuttlebutt, rum, salt cod, and I can eat a whole lemon on its own.

But I don’t like the heat or back breaking labour, so I don’t think I’d be a good fit.

EmergMemeHologram,

I will be trying this these holidays. I’d have never thought of mixing the two.

In exchange for the idea, I recommend sweetening whipped cream with a dash of maple syrup, the maple flavour comes out nicely with the airy texture. But do not use this for pumpkin pie or another sweet treat as it’s too rich.

EmergMemeHologram,

I’m feeling vindicated by this thread. I do this too and my wife comments on it, so I mostly do it when she’s not home.

EmergMemeHologram,

She calls me a weirdo but she still brings me crackers and peanut butter or she makes me “cracker stew” (which is soup fully saturated with crackers) when I’m sick.

We’re good, but next time she bugs me for it I’ll repeat the message

EmergMemeHologram,

I think with the British navy they hanged you for refusing service, but I haven’t decided if that’s preferable to starving.

EmergMemeHologram,

They should make a spinoff about the parents raising such an eccentric family!

EmergMemeHologram,

Please include a butthole.

After watching Cunk on Earth I feel this is a travesty in the world of art.

EmergMemeHologram,

As long as you Ghost it doesn’t matter.

EmergMemeHologram,

Is Reddit getting rid of down votes?!

EmergMemeHologram,

Watermarked “DominionMediaTV”

This is clearly Gamma quadrant propaganda to me.

EmergMemeHologram, (edited )

I know I’m late, but next year we should do 6 O’Briens in Agony because it maximizes the total O’Briens in Agony (6 = argmax{n*(12-n+1}).

Currently we’ve minimized O’Briens in Agony, which feels out of tune with the show writing.

EmergMemeHologram,

We’ve developed better methods of shaving though.

EmergMemeHologram,

Netflix will do anything to increase their subscriber count.

EmergMemeHologram,

Yet the price only goes up, despite the “leaving at the end of the month” list being very very long lately

EmergMemeHologram, (edited )

<span style="color:#323232;">Yo ho fiddle tee dee,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">The streaming life is the life for me
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Every month I part with my cash
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Just to watch my options turn into trash
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Yo ho fiddle tee dee,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">I love it so much please increase the fee!
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Oh the writers will ruin my favourite show
</span><span style="color:#323232;">'cus they thought the source material too slow
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Yo ho fiddle tee dee,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Replace my favourites with reality tv!
</span><span style="color:#323232;">I don’t have the patience to follow a plot
</span><span style="color:#323232;">All I care is the people are hot
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Yo ho fiddle tee Dee
</span><span style="color:#323232;">The streaming life is the life for me!
</span><span style="color:#323232;">I love this show and we all agree
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Cancel it quick before season three!
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">You are a subscriber!
</span>

Edit: I have no idea how to format this so it’s not horrible

EmergMemeHologram,

Yes, there’s no engagement so no point.

EmergMemeHologram,
EmergMemeHologram,

I don’t know, this is standard millennial operating procedure for a fire: youtu.be/1EBfxjSFAxQ?si=j42vuVQ0hcbdsS5M

We really hate using the phone.

EmergMemeHologram,

The problem: it’s The Sun (take your pick of regional version), the only newspaper that Gen Z can afford.

EmergMemeHologram,

I wish the news was boring more often

EmergMemeHologram,

I think the millennial generation’s biggest sin is the sheer volume of “Live laugh wine” and “Rose all day” content and decor.

Well can blamethe state of big tech on Gen X, right?

EmergMemeHologram,

Any hole’s a goal, right?

EmergMemeHologram,

especially the A hole.

EmergMemeHologram,

There was a whole genre of books called “bathroom readers”.

EmergMemeHologram,

I thought it was a spider. I don’t know why, just assumed it was something scary and animate.

EmergMemeHologram,

Reader’s Digest was literal!

EmergMemeHologram,

That will be $350, please don’t do it again.

EmergMemeHologram,

Wait a minute… holds up $350 bill… this is a fake!

EmergMemeHologram,

In a transporter duplication is there an older one?

It’s some banach tarsky shit to create the same person twice out of their original matter steam, though mathematically possible.

EmergMemeHologram,

Most places near me require you to give access to your neighbor to their own property, so if you had a lot like this you would still need to let them have access to their back yard via your chaos strip.

EmergMemeHologram,

LED billboard

EmergMemeHologram,

I jest aimed this was in Canadian dollars… that those are USD is insane.

EmergMemeHologram,

I’m on that server and that’s how I feel too.

If it goes poorly, then it can be blocked, but to not try seems silly to me.

what is a skill you wish you had, and why?

Ok, I might as well go first: I wish I could draw. Not at the level where I could make photorealistic portraits, but I’ve always been envious of those who are able to scetch something together in a few minutes that perfectly captures what they want to convey. Sometimes words aren’t enough to express what I want to say, and...

EmergMemeHologram,

I have been blessed with zero rhythm or musical ability. I’ve never been able to clap on beat for example.

We watch family feud and I can be clapping along (to make my wife laugh primarily) all on my own not even beat with the audience, and I don’t even notice I’m off!

The great irony is I have much better hearing than the average person.

EmergMemeHologram,

Same.

I took a few classes at a local wood shop that were very fun, maybe there’s a local shop you can buy a membership at or do courses with.

I’m now planning my home workshop and it’s expensive + space consuming, but I love doing it and making something tangible with just my hands.

EmergMemeHologram,

If you do practice, thicker pens or markers can make shaky printing look nicer. Maybe a fountain pen or a thicker roller pen might help a little.

EmergMemeHologram, (edited )

The year is 2027.

Artists have been driven underground by AI’s. Unable to make a profit without being immediately cloned by an AI, artists have resorted to the most extreme of measures: all human made art consists of flesh and hair which AI’s cannot differentiate from human scrotums.

The only way to log into a website or prove your identity is to detect which images in a grid are real human scrotums vs million dollar works.

The ubiquity of AI able to use any service means more and more scrotums must be labeled and more scrotums art created, but once a scrotum image has been used it cannot be recycled. This has made the scrotum photography industry the number one employment center in the post AI world.

People wait for hours in bread lines, standing with an easel they must present 6 unique scrotum works before they are given their food allowance for the day.

EmergMemeHologram,

That’s an orange

EmergMemeHologram,

The absurd part is the government provided support

EmergMemeHologram,

I’m colourblind. This is how oranges always look to me.

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