Fools Gold Loaf.
iAvicenna, You mean the arteries right Legolas?
archonet, isn’t this the thing that killed Elvis?
Sway_Chameleon, 
That thing could kill anything that ate it. Pretty sure one of those things would cause your blood to gellify.
archonet, I can feel my arteries hardening from here
TheGreenGolem, If you can’t shit for a couple of days or even weeks because of the opiates, pretty much anything can kill you.
Buffaloaf, No, that’s anti-elf propaganda spread by the dwarves. Legolas had nothing to do with Elvis’s death.
weariedfae, What is this? If I search for fools gold loaf it just says it’s a pb&j&bacon hoagie. Whatever is pictured in the meme looks interesting.
Pumafred9, Ohh it’s called a cube burger
zzx, Cube burger. Holy shit
ILikeBoobies, All I found was a Slovenian restaurant
x4740N, That is literally enough for an entire day worth of food
ThunderWhiskers, It may, in fact, be in excess of recommended caloric intake. I would not be surprised if there were more than 2000 calories in this photo.
x4740N, I count the calories I eat and that looks likes a day’s worth of food
CeruleanRuin, That’s a week of food for some people.
jose1324, I am positive this is more than the daily 2200 calories
skybreaker, 
And like the Hobbits, how many did we eat? That’s right, 4.
Mandy, that looks vile, id rather inject pure fat into my bloodstreams
TheBlue22, As someone with a weak stomach
This would kill me
Ddhuud, And when they say stomach, they mean arteries.
OpenStars, 
And then empty it back out again immediately thereafter, for the uninitiated.:-|
Talnar, Reminiscent of a beef-wellington
Skua, We're gonna have to call it a beef washington then
Ranvier, Don’t forget to wash it down after with this:
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AlligatorBlizzard, This isn’t significantly more revolting than a standard Bloody Mary; the entire idea of tomato juice is disgusting, it’s just thin and bland tomato soup and if you chill it it’s even worse. It’s a waste of vodka, not good vodka mind you, but you could have had a perfectly fine screwdriver with that vodka!
Skullgrid, 
Bloody Maries are fantastic when eating grilled meat and trying to get drunk.
Lepsea, Reminds me of the Mississippi queen from Regular Show
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Sway_Chameleon, That image makes my eyes want to vomit.
CeruleanRuin, That is a crime against humanity.
BarrierWithAshes, 
I've tried an actual fools gold loaf once. I dont get it. The crunchy bacon ruins the texture of peanut butter, jam and soft bread.
chaogomu, I imagine it's that combo of salty, savory, and sweet that draws you in.
But from the description I found online, it's way too much of each part to even seem like a good idea.
I could see those elements on toast though... You get the crunch of the toast and the bacon, that would handle the texture aspect.
Then just having a spread of peanut butter and jam instead of full jars would complement the savory of the bacon better.
The description of the loaf specifies grape jelly... I'd swap that out for something like a marmalade for some more acid to balance things out.
the_of_and_a_to, Food like that doesn’t keep you full for long and isn’t healthy either.
jws_shadotak, I’d like to disagree. You can’t be hungry if you pass out after eating it, which I would definitely do.
TotallyNotSpez, Let me introduce you to my personal arch nemesis:
Scottish chippers and their deep fried mars bars.
A close second is your Irish deli with a breakfast roll.
AlligatorBlizzard, I’ve had deep fried Snickers before, it’s a common thing to see at fairs, they’re a tasty heart attack on a stick.
db0, 
This looks absolutely disgusting
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