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Varyk, in FOOL OF A TOOK

Hahaha, never thought of that.

TheAmishMan, in It's symbolic and means stuff
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My wife was reading a book about different film and story techniques, and they talked about how sitting someone eating is used often times to make you repulsed by the person. This is the exact scene I thought about when she told me about that

tpyo,

Maybe that’s why that trend on short form social media really got a foothold. The casually eating while giving some spicy monologue or hot take thing

I could never figure out what made that format rub me the wrong way, maybe that’s it

LongRedCoat, in FOOL OF A TOOK

Hmmm, the same might be possible in the book too:

Pippin felt curiously attracted by the well. While the others were unrolling blankets and making beds against the walls of the chamber, as far as possible from the hole in the floor, he crept to the edge and peered over. A chill air seems to strike his face, rising from the invisible depths. Moved by a sudden impulse he groped for a loose stone, and let it drop. He felt his heart beat many times before there was any signs. Then far below, as if the stone had fallen into deep water in some cavernous place, the came a plunk, very distant, but magnified and repeated in the hollow shaft.

'What's that?' cried Gandalf. He was relieved when Pippin confessed what he had done; but he was angry, and Pippin could see his eye glinting. 'Fool of a Took!' he growled. 'This is a serious journey, not a hobbit walking-party. Throw yourself in next time, and then you will be no further nuisance. Now be quiet!'

Nothing more was heard for several minutes; but then there came out of the depths faint knocks: tap-tom, tap-tom. ...

SassyGumsquatch,

At least book gandalf just growled it. A growl to me is a lot quieter than what movie gandalf did

Scrawny,

Not to mention Gimli sang a whole song in the great hall.

TheAndrewBrown,

He did cry “what’s that”, it seems like that would’ve been pretty loud.

And it seems even more Gandalf’s fault in the book since it was just a single stone falling into water. That has to happen all the time in a cave.

Xariphon,

Okay but the movie version was much funnier, and I think any good Hobbit would appreciate that.

One rock vs the skull... and the skeleton... and the chain... ... and the bucket.

Just friggin' legendary.

dummbatz,

Gandalf growled

And I thought it was Christopher Lee who played in a metal band

GreenMario, in FOOL OF A TOOK

If Gandalf STFU they could have stealthily walked out of Moria but Gandalf wouldn’t have all that sick XP to himself and level up to The White Wizard prestige class.

Ol Ganny was power gaming. He even got the rest of the party to retreat so he wouldn’t have to share XP points.

theodewere, in FOOL OF A TOOK
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yeah i've actually been thinking about this exact thing for a while lately.. that the Balrog wasn't there for the Ring and Frodo.. it actually came for Gandalf, because he was announcing himself as the real Big Boss around.. and that's why Gandalf is Grey.. he's conflicted about his relationship to The Ring, and whether he feels like it's his responsibility.. he's showing it in how he deals with Pippin's tomfoolery..

basically Gandalf had already claimed The Ring from Frodo, and the Balrog knew he was the one to take down.. this is why Gandalf had to be tested..

0rly,

That doesn’t make any sense whatsoever. How can you say that Gandalf basically claimed the ring from Frodo? He specifically didn’t do it; like Galadriel he passed the „test“ of temptation from using the ring.

zurchpet, in Hold my beer 🍺
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If you only teach people to be warriors then they only know how to do war.

SomeAmateur,

You need to know how to do both. Having the skills to grow, build, operate and repair things is wonderful and should be encouraged.

But knowing what to do in an emergency and be as helpful as you can until professional assistance arrives is very important too.

I remember a saying that goes something like “a peaceful people is better than a helpless people” and I feel that fits here

Nouveau_Burnswick,

If you teach people to be warriors then they will only know how to do sandbag filling and type III wildfire fighting.

  • Canadian army proverb
DudePluto, in Hold my beer 🍺

If everyone were a gardener no one would need a warrior

Noughmad,

You don’t know many gardeners then. Try making a single step in their cabbage patch.

mosiacmango,

Leave the cabbages alone, but please god come steal some zucchini. It’s trying to drown us.

ursakhiin, in Hold my beer 🍺

Counter. Sam didn’t see the war.

FleetingTit,
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He did, but not in the movies.

Gsus4, in Hold my beer 🍺
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Thank god for firearms (yes, very regulated, etc, not that kind of comment), because now we don’t bother with decades of practice of swordfighting, archery only to die to some noob with a machine gun and have released millions of man-hours to do better things with their time, like gardening, RnD, corporate pole climbing :)

muzzle, in Hold my beer 🍺

The last line should really say “hold my potatoes”

BastingChemina,

Or “Hold my Green Dragon’s ale”

JohnDClay,

Hold my pint!

NaoPb, in Hold my beer 🍺

Ignoring the meme, that master sounds like he should spend less time trying to make up philosophic sounding bullshit.

thepianistfroggollum, in Not get political

Honestly, that’s one of the reasons I retired from drinking.

Steeve,

Politics is one of the reasons I continue drinking

johnthedoe, in When you have a minimum word count requirement for your essay

It must be absolute hell for a teacher to have to ready these essays

NikkiNikkiNikki, in When you have a minimum word count requirement for your essay
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Minimum word counts are just stupid, if I can explain what I need too, with the correct amount of detail, in 100 less words than necessary, why shouldn't I be able to?

roguetrick,

My college years never had me get close to minimum word count on any paper. I mostly focused on trimming shit down as much as possible.

onehellofausername,

This is why, as an English teacher, I like to just give a ballpark for length, and just say it should be as long as it needs to be to get the point across successfully. If you answer the prompt in full, it should be plenty long enough.

Nioxic, in When you have a minimum word count requirement for your essay

I do similar.

Instead of writing “fx” i write “for example”

Its the little things.

ivanafterall,
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"A few excellent, illustrative examples of this trend include the following:"

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