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root_beer,

it’s going messily, op

root_beer,

Better yet, don’t go to the theater in the first place

root_beer,

They got the results the Dark Lord would have wanted

root_beer,

Imagine the heavy smog hanging over the area 🤢

root_beer,

Is this Perry Bible Fellowship? It’s been a minute since I’ve seen that strip.

root_beer,

Maybe reach for an orange instead of cheese then?

root_beer,

None of that artisan bullshit, read the truck

root_beer,

I’m in Ohio, I think they’re adorable

root_beer,

That and No Way Home were going to be the last I was going to watch, and I’m still trying to work up the energy (?) to watch the latter. I will, eventually, I guess, but with the Spiderverse movies being A Thing, it feels pointless.

root_beer,

Deeper, even

root_beer,

Word. I tried it, I wanted to get in on it and have access to all the extra content. But when it’s like that, I start with a new character and then immediately have to contend with some little shit with a rocket launcher, welp, I’m out. I got rid of PlayStation+, or whatever the hell it’s called, altogether because I otherwise don’t care about online multiplayer.

root_beer,

The weed issue also passed but the legislature may just ignore the will of the people. I don’t think they can do anything about this though.

root_beer,

I do, but dependent upon context. If there is no risk of confusion with a capital I or lower-case l (though I tend to write the latter with a slight rightward curve at the bottom), then yeah, it’s just a basic vertical line.

This is a thousand percent more than I thought I’d ever write about my penmanship. Welp.

root_beer,

I would have had Tom speak Cantonese, throwing it all into chaos

But I know neither that nor Mandarin, so

root_beer,

Beef.

Because that’s a girl’s name, idiots.

root_beer,

When I was working at a car dealership twenty years ago, I knew a salesman with that name. Before he sold cars, he was a relatively wealthy lawyer who got busted and disbarred for embezzlement or something to that effect, I never knew or cared enough about the details.

Not as bad, but still not great, my graduate advisor’s name was John Johnson. It still is but I’ve been done with all that for eight years.

root_beer,

It’s probably not even difficult in Poland either

root_beer,

I knew someone who did that to me in high school. I hated him, for many reasons, mind, but that was one. I hated him enough to be almost glad his wife died. Not that I am, and nothing against her, just… fuck him.

I’ve been called Bert by one guy, and sometimes I wonder if I should have run with that. Another guy would call me Rootbeer. I was totally fine with that, as you can see.

root_beer,

Nah, I see cop as an option. More likely than astronaut, actually.

But most of all, I see him becoming a “professional YouTuber” of the “rant from the cab of a pickup truck wearing a baseball cap and wearing oakleys” genre, before going out and attempting to kidnap a politician at gunpoint. It’s one of those nominative determinism things, for sure.

root_beer,

No, it’s about there being five lights in the picture

root_beer,

Where was Obama when that happened???

root_beer,

Is that why he smashed his cruiser into a truck at a trailer park last week, sent the truck flying, and brandished his gun at bystanders? Aw geez, no wonder then, he must’ve been just so stressed out!

root_beer,

Shit, my bad. But also, that guy’s bad worse.

root_beer,

Aside from the Browns/Steelers rivalry, I don’t get why there is so much animosity between people in the two cities. Having lived there for a couple of years after growing up in NEOhio, I miss Pittsburgh, and there’s a lot of commonality to be shared there.

root_beer,

Pennsylvania, New York, and New Jersey are not New England. They’d disagree with that assessment, as would those from New England.

root_beer,

Just think of it as a bird’s eye view of Sgt. Chowdown enjoying his favorite lunch, except he got rid of the mustache

root_beer,

I don’t even really like flag maps because they ultimately look chaotic, but as all these flags are consistent and simple, this one looks pretty good. I like the flags, while there is a sense of unity, they are all individual as well. I get where people might complain that they look like logos, but they look very modern.

root_beer,

I always just assumed they were making shit up as they went along on yugioh

Unity CEO John Riccitiello is retiring, effective immediately (arstechnica.com)

John Riccitiello, CEO of Unity, the company whose 3D game engine had recently seen backlash from developers over proposed fee structures, will retire as CEO, president, and board chairman at the company, according to a press release issued late on a Monday afternoon, one many observe as a holiday.

root_beer,

They get a rucksack filled with gold bullion, and the only way out of the building is through the window of their corner office.

root_beer,

I’m guessing that you’re seeing the latter because a lot of people tend to pronounce it that way

root_beer,

43% of those reported belief in god or some higher power. They’re “spiritual but not religious”. So I wouldn’t even call it 30%. One was even quoted as believing in astrology, saying she bet half of it is even a placebo effect.

This is nothing to be excited about. That said, I personally don’t care what people believe, so long as they keep it to themselves.

Doctor Who: Here's Why David Tennant is The Face of The Modern Era (bleedingcool.com)

Let’s look back at Series Two of the modern era of Doctor Who, Russell T. Davies’ second season, and David Tennant’s first season as The Tenth Doctor. It was here that the series’ shift into a global phenomenon began, and Tennant became the face of the modern era of Doctor Who in the same way Tom Baker is still...

root_beer,

I’ve never seen Doctor Who, never really had any interest in it. That is, until I watched Good Omens, then I decided I wanted to check it out.

root_beer,

Had Trump never gotten the stupid idea to run—which was what put him under the microscope—in the first place, everyone, from the top down, would have been fine and could have kept their respective grifts going well into the lich-esque ages they’d have inevitably reached because these scumbags live for-fucking-ever.

Part of me is glad they’re being brought into the light like the cockroaches they are so they can [potentially] face justice, but another part of me thinks that whatever victory the American citizens gain in this will be a pyrrhic one (metaphorically), and we’d have been better off had we never heard of any of them from the outset.

root_beer,

I won’t believe it until the Audi he’s driving in the photo is replaced with a Ford Tempo that he’s borrowing from his roommate at the flophouse he has to live in, scraping by by selling junk through an MLM scheme because that’s what’s most apropos for him, the boot-licking Paul Bearer-ass-looking motherfucker

root_beer,

He’s basically Yogurt from Spaceballs in his craven self-promotion, so it’s utterly wild to me that he didn’t go for such an obvious grift merchandising opportunity; but I guess if any such opportunity could indirectly help anyone on his shit list—which comprises 99% of the American people—he’d rather miss out.

Cult of self-proclaimed 'Queen of Canada' threatens Sask. village with public executions (www.cbc.ca)

An extremist cult leader and her followers have set up camp in a small Saskatchewan village, 83 kilometres northwest of Maple Creek, near the Alberta border. The group has called for public execution of elected officials and other members in and around the community....

root_beer,

We know all about Al “Texas Jr.” Berta and that whiny trucker bullshit that went down not all that long ago, so this isn’t too terribly surprising.

Didn’t these psychos get run out of the last town where they pulled this crap? [edit] ah, yeah, that was mentioned in the article

root_beer,

The carpet and walls look like those in the den where I grew up, before we turned it into my bedroom and replaced the carpet with something more neutral brown. I was fine with the red but it was a rough shag that was in really poor shape. Then again, I suppose a good cleaning might have saved it and saved money but my mom was more the one dictating the style despite it being my room.

root_beer,

GAF?

root_beer,

Ed Balls took over the Xbox account some time ago, I see

root_beer,

Glad to know I joined the right instance

root_beer,

You first, I’ve been driving them for over twenty years. My daughter probably won’t, but that’s more because she’d rather not drive at all

root_beer,

Without knowing his name, I knew this was going to be the ice cream machine guy

root_beer,

There’s some bookkeeping sorcery going on there, gotta be

Also: why’s it yellow? It’s got 3, so it should be green

root_beer,

And Han Solo carried a modified Mauser pistol? Whaaaa—?

root_beer,

Joke’s on them, I don’t care what teens think is cool.

root_beer,

Some of this shit skipped the initial stylish step though

root_beer,

Nah, a friend of mine told me once, many many years ago, how she was with her boyfriend and all ready to go and he just wasn’t having it, being fully buried in Diablo II. She was a gamer herself too so it’s not like she was always rolling her eyes at him and saying “ugh you guys and your games”. He really was just that much a dork.

That isn’t to say that this isn’t a really dumb meme

root_beer,

They want that All American Good Ol’ Boy Johnny Unitas, not that scandalous hippie ne’er-do-well Joe Namath

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