happyhippo,

Liquid soap, problem solved.

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

doesn’t everyone use shampoo?? who tf uses a bar of soap for anything else than washing hands??

sebsch,

There is shampoo as soap bars in Europe.

I use it since it brings better cleaning results. There are also environmental reasons not to pack everything like shampoo into plastic. A soap bar comes with just a bit of paper around.

Double_A,
@Double_A@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Bar soap feels much cleaner at the end. Also it doesn’t create plastic garbage.

anarchyrabbit,

Me too. I kinda do it in parts. Like arms, torso, legs and fave. Then lastly is use a nail cleaning brush to scrub my butt. I like to think I have the cleanest butt in town.

Akasazh,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar
FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.ml avatar

I always wondered what it would be like to soak everything in Palmolive…

GeoGio7,

I use a loofah, man you guys are really living up to the male stereotype haha

domesticstreetcat,

Loofah squad unite. It’s just easier and more effective.

Potato_in_my_anus,

I don’t use loofahs 'cause my privates and asscrack don’t like it…

GeoGio7,

You don’t need to use it there

BetaBlake,

All I can think while reading these comments is “no wonder women are always telling men to properly clean their asses, because they keep running into these ‘my hand is fine enough’ dudes”

Subverb,

Two different dermatologists have told me not to use a loofa; especially on the face.

GeoGio7,

A loofah is for the body, you could use a washcloth for the face but I don’t do that my facial skin is too sensitive. Also you don’t need to use a loofah if you’re skin is too sensitive, you can just use a nice sponge but honestly even your hands are fine if that works for you. I was honestly just joking a bit haha

yousirname,

I just rub the shower gel bottle over myself. It’s lasting me ages

BitsOfBeard,
@BitsOfBeard@programming.dev avatar

Watch out for Big Soap! They don’t want the people to know your one weird trick!

C_Leviathan,

Barehanded as opposed to what? I just rub the bar of soap all over and Robert’s your mother’s brother.

CoolBeance,
@CoolBeance@lemmy.world avatar

“Robert’s your mother’s brother” – I’m stealing this, thank you

TWeaK,

Step out of the water, lather up hands, scrub, then back into the water to rinse. Face, then hair, the upper body then lower body - with a good spray of the undercarriage (shower heads are supposed to be removeable, not stuck to the wall).

It’s a pet hate of mine that people often miss the step of rinsing when cleaning. The whole point is that the soap picks up the muck, then rinsing it removes it. This is a particular problem with dishes, where people leave (sometimes very dirty) dishwater on the plate to drip dry, with much of the residue remaining. My dishes fucking sparkle, and that’s because I rinse them clean.

In contrast, with showers I think some people lather up in the water, which dilutes and rinses the soap away before it even cleans anything.

stagen,
@stagen@feddit.dk avatar

At least turn off the water if you’re not in it.

TWeaK,

For the 5-10 seconds it takes to lather up? Not really worth it, especially if the water temperature will fluctuate. Also, there’s something to be said for the hot steaminess that showers create.

I’m all for saving energy when it’s not being used, but I’m using that hot water. I might not need it, but I enjoy it.

stagen,
@stagen@feddit.dk avatar

If you only spend 5-10 seconds I’d argue you might as well stop showering because that is not enough time to be effective.

(edit) To not be too argumentative and rude I’d wager you probably spend more time than 10 seconds. :) Your other points do have merit too, heck who am I to judge your showering habits.

TWeaK,

Yeah I think I was downplaying the time to try and make it seem like I’m not wasting water so much XD but dammit if I don’t like a good hot soak.

However 5-10 seconds is probably about right for my face and hair each. 5-10 seconds lather, 5-10 seconds rinse and scrub. Then standing in the water for a minute or so daydreaming lmao.

makingStuffForFun,
@makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml avatar

Here here!

CallumWells,

There there. ;P

makingStuffForFun,
@makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml avatar

where scare?!

CallumWells,

That doesn’t even make sense…

Jack_of_all_derps,

What kind of damned animal doesn’t rinse their dishes after washing them with soap?! I refuse to accept there are people out there doing this and if there are: I am not mad, I am just deeply disappointed in you.

TWeaK,

I think it’s maybe a UK think, with a view to saving energy. Fill up a big washing up bowl in the sink, put soap in that, wipe it with a cloth then put it straight on the rack. Meanwhile I just run the hot tap excessively (turned down to a low flow) and scrub with one of those sponges on a stick with soap dispensing through the handle.

maporita,

My parents were British and they used to have two washing bowls. Pile the dirty dishes into one and fill with warm water and dish soap. Clean water in the second bowl for rinsing. After a while the second bowl builds up residual soap so it needs to be emptied and refilled. I figure I use the same amount of water rinsing under a running faucet. But the soak thing is a great tip - leaving dishes in water to soak makes cleaning them so much easier.

TWeaK,

I prefer to just leave the hot tap running throughout, but down on low flow (basically the lowest I can have it with the combi boiler still on, but because it’s so slow it’s actually even hotter than full flow). The constant heat really helps loosen everything, then when the plate or whatever is on the rack to dry it’s steaming.

But yeah most British people would be horrified with the way I do it hah.

GBU_28,

I’ve noticed people get a bunch of soap at a sink, cover their hands in suds, quickly wet their hands and walk out. Insanity

a_statistician,
@a_statistician@programming.dev avatar

My dishes fucking sparkle, and that’s because I rinse them clean.

This is how I can tell you live in an area that doesn’t have hard water. Water spots all over my dishes, even though I rinse them… sometimes because I rinse them.

TWeaK,

I do actually live in an area with hard water, and don’t have a water softener. Even then, I think the heat of the water I use maybe helps - there’s only ever a tiny little bit of water left to drip out. I’m not very energy effecient with it, I run the hot tap very hot to rinse.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Soap on hands; hands on body.

SocializedHermit,

I remember watching a black comedian many years ago and his bit started “Why don’t white people use washcloths?”, and it got me thinking. I started using washcloths and noticed I came away cleaner, soap on a hand doesn’t cut the skin oils and dirt like soap and gentle abrasion can. I also noticed, because I’m hairy, that I get lots of ingrown hairs, especially on my legs. Switched to one of those “poofs” and now I vigorously scrub my hairy bits and no ingrown hairs. Exfoliating helps.

Use a washcloth and don’t forget to brush your tongue, you filthy animal.

dingus,

How can you tell that you “come out cleaner”? I don’t exactly have motor oil all over my body or anything when I shower.

SocializedHermit,

How do you clean your ears, bellybutton, toes? And hopefully in that order. Some stuff needs extra attention, and some people have different skin types than you. Go scrub out your toes.

dingus,

I actively try not to get soap in my ears because it will clog them up. I use an “ear syringe” to occasionally rinse out my ears with slightly preessurized water only.

riskable,
@riskable@programming.dev avatar

toes?

That’s what the pressure washer is for. Takes the human skin right off!

BetaBlake,

They don’t properly clean those areas, they’re just gross

riskable,
@riskable@programming.dev avatar

I don’t exactly have motor oil all over my body or anything when I shower.

Then you’re not doing it right! I know the vegan motor oil is supposedly the best for your skin but I prefer the synthetic stuff. The process is Exon, Exoff.

zappy,

Soap bar bags are the superior option, they save you money too

guyrocket,
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

You are correct.

FoxAndKitten,

Huh… I’m a huge proponent of brushing your tongue (it doesn’t take much, just a brush with a scraper on the back makes a big difference). I’ve never really tried washcloths, but now I’m going to give them a shot

On the flip side, my skin is weird. I get hives for literally no reason, I tried one of those plastic poofs and it makes me itch like crazy.

🤞

WindInTrees,

just a brush with a scraper on the back makes a big difference

Huh?

static_motion,

Some toothbrushes have a tongue-scraping thing on the opposite side of the bristles.

WindInTrees,

I guess I didn’t know that was necessary. What’s the reasoning?

static_motion,

A lot of mouth bacteria lives on your tongue. Any dentist will tell you that cleaning your tongue is an important part of oral hygiene, even though it’s often overlooked. Doing it really helps with keeping bad breath under control and generally healthier teeth.

Anonymoose,
@Anonymoose@infosec.pub avatar

The Asian body scrubbers are next level exfoliation. The best part is they dry super fast and are washable. I used to use the poofs but they retained so much dang water and weren’t washable.

Knightfall,
@Knightfall@lemmy.ca avatar

Yes, but whose body?

BetaBlake,

The lack of scrubbing here makes me weep for your girlfriend’s, wives, significant others. Knowing goddamn well y’all got stanky balls and asses and get musty by noon everyday because you haven’t properly scrubbed the hair in your pits. Yuck, your parents failed all of you.

kairo79,
@kairo79@lemmy.ml avatar

Follow-up question: do you wash your feet extra or do you also think that the shower gel water below will fix that?

thisisbutaname,

Assume nothing, wash everything

brainfreeze,
@brainfreeze@kbin.social avatar

I want this on a T-shirt.

MrScottyTay,

Feet need to be scrubbed, not rinsed.

When you take a bath you don’t just dip yourself for a bit and then get out

mrgreyeyes,

I’m 196cm tall. Do you know how far I need to go down to wash them? I trust trickling down soapy water will fix that.

kairo79,
@kairo79@lemmy.ml avatar

Man, maybe that’s it! I am 196cm tall too 🙏

Stoneykins,

You can get shower mats with brush parts. No need to fold yourself in half, just shuffle your feet.

Willer,

unfortunately shower mats are notoriously gross

Stoneykins,

Only if you don’t clean them in my experience, and they aren’t particularly hard to clean. Just give em as good scrub when you clean the shower.

Willer,

aint nobody got time for that

Willer,

plus tiny shitass shower

bugsmith,
@bugsmith@programming.dev avatar

I hope to never come in close proximity to your feet.

riskable,
@riskable@programming.dev avatar

He’s the sole person in many situations!

socsa,

Banned

CmdrShepard,

Do you not have knees? I’m the same height and just bend my leg up to scrub my feet.

Y’all are nasty if you’re not scrubbing everything. Soap running down from above isn’t going to do much.

stagen,
@stagen@feddit.dk avatar

I’ve got really bad calluses so yeah I usually give them a good rough scrub with a coarse washcloth.

socsa,

If you don’t wash your feet then you are not allowed in my house.

Willer,

i wasnt planning on coming

kairo79,
@kairo79@lemmy.ml avatar

Are you asking all your guests before?

socsa,

Yes it is on the questionnaire, and the interview explicitly covers the definition of “wash your feet” we are using so there can be no confusion.

Willer, (edited )

Everything that is below my pp i dont touch. Never have in my life. I just dont get that dirty that often.

static_motion,

You fucking bet I scrub my feet. I rock climb and as most climbers do I wear my climbing shoes without socks, which also means they collect a ton of dead skin cells and sweat which makes them smell absolutely vile. I spray them all the time with a multitude of bacteria and fungus killing products, even wash them from time to time, but there’s no real solution. I just treat them as biohazard when not climbing. So yes, I make an effort to thoroughly scrub my feet to ensure they don’t retain the smell and to try to reduce how many dead cells end up in the shoes.

pruwybn,
@pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

To quote Chandler: “Soap is soap! It’s self-cleaning!”

realaether,

Isn’t soap technically self-dirtying since it’s supposed to get dirt to cling to it rather than your skin?

Willer,

pro tip: use water with the soap

riskable,
@riskable@programming.dev avatar

No. The point of soap is to reduce the surface tension of water so that grime, oils, and bacteria can’t stick around.

This is why the CDC recommends wetting before applying soap… Because the moment the soap propagates through the water (which happens extremely fast) is the moment microorganisms lose their grip. Applying (wet) soap beforehand reduces its efficacy.

Anything unsanitary stuck to or in the soap isn’t going to be able to stick around once rinsing takes place.

Also remember The Law of Conservation of Filth: For something to become clean something else must become dirty. The water is what’s getting “dirty” because of the soap.

FederatedSaint,

I swipe the bar of soap between my butt cheeks like a credit card…

riskable,
@riskable@programming.dev avatar

Yeah, Near Filth Cleaning (NFC) based placement requires too many 3rd parties.

Fissionami,
@Fissionami@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Most of the time I would soap up my hand and use them to rub where needed. Occasionally I would use a soap scrubber too, for better cleaning.

domesticstreetcat,

This thread of comments is disturbing.

donslaught,

You know, I can understand not needing to scrub if you live somewhere where you don’t really sweat or it’s not humid enough that dirt just sticks to you because you exist, but that’s not me and the thought of someone just wiping themselves with soap makes me feel icky. I need a shower.

StankFlipper,

That soap does what it’s told or it gets the hose again.

loffiz,

I lather everything on my belly and then spread it across my body.

Rednax,

Not everyone has the advantage of a protruding belly to lather that soap on, you know.

constantokra,

If you have enough hair, I guess it’d be a rather good lather repository.

Mouselemming,

Hair makes good lather. I just lather my head with Neutrogena Healthy Scalp Moisturizing Shampoo, then rub the lather everywhere else, and rinse. Scalp and skin are different words for the same thing. (And no, it doesn’t sting on mucous membranes either. )

loffiz,

Worked hard for it!

BigGuns,

I raw dog bar soap all day ery day. I don’t lather it up, just rub it on my body. Wash clothes are a PITA and I honestly don’t see an exfoliating benefit. Loofahs are gross. I prefer dove. Very cost effective and leaves me smelling fresh.

PhantomPhanatic,
@PhantomPhanatic@lemmy.world avatar

What’s gross about loofahs?

TopRamenBinLaden,

I just imagine that they really enjoy rocking a layer of dead skin.

EuroNutellaMan,
@EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world avatar

I definitely did not misread that as lawyer amd pictured a very cursed Saul Goodman

dingus,

Do you wash loofahs like you can a washcloth? If no, it just sounds like it could get gross like using an old dirty sponge.

russjr08,
@russjr08@outpost.zeuslink.net avatar

I just replace mine often (each week) since they’re only like a dollar or two, personally.

WindInTrees,

That sounds wasteful

russjr08,
@russjr08@outpost.zeuslink.net avatar

Well the little card that they come with says to replace it every two weeks… And you can very clearly tell when they’re getting to the “old gross sponge” feeling that the other person mentioned.

zappy,

You mean the plastic ones or the real ones? The plastic ones you can hand wash but I wouldn’t stick it in a washing machine (you probably could if you used a laundry bag and put it on low spin)

PhantomPhanatic,
@PhantomPhanatic@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t have the time or patience to wash a washcloth after every use. Loofahs dry out more quickly than washcloths or sponges (I’m talking the plastic artificial ones). I’m sure it could get gross, but I throw them out before they get too bad. You can wash loofahs in diluted bleach every few weeks to keep them clean.

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