rustyriffs,

Depends if it’s someone else’s soap or not.

Willer,

I just put shampoo on my head and t-pose

Inky,

Two words: pube loofah. The mons pubis is a great place to lather up. Then I just scoop up soap with my bare hands and bring it where it needs to be.

phacus,

Shove the soap.

Madison420,
vext01,
@vext01@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Use beard as soap distribution hub.

Akasazh,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

I’d like to see you distributing the soap to the loin area of even beyond the taint.

By ‘I’d like to see’ I’m not really soliciting for pictures (moving or not), I’m merely enjoying the mental picture and it’s comedic implications.

vext01,
@vext01@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Raises eyebrow…

Akasazh,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

For… science?

moosh,

latherer reporting in o7

Anonymoose,
@Anonymoose@infosec.pub avatar

Look up the green “Asian body scrub” cloths. They’re next level wash cloths that exfoliate, dry fast, and are washable. Bonus, they’re super cheap. I swear by them and can’t ever go back to other scrubbers.

realaether,

Aka “(Korean) Italy towels”.

BleepBlip,

People who use exfoliating gloves and wash clothes are fine and all but it’s not like the majority of the world works in high viscosity grease factories. I roll bare-handed and never stink or feel dirty during a typical day.

sadreality,

I think logic for it is to exfoliate skin... Not remove grease.

electrogamerman,

Exfoliation is also bad if done very day. I usually exfoliate once a week

BrownianMotion,
@BrownianMotion@lemmy.world avatar

just shove the soap wherever it needs to go?

And this folks, is why I remind my family - Just because it’s soap, doesn’t mean its clean…

I always wash from top down, with the exception of hair I do last. Since I practically have none (bit of shampoo every few days) I don’t think this matters unless I have been shat on by a bird or something!

Neck/ears/face etc first (after a good pre-lather - see above, then a post-lather), then shoulders armpits, arms etc, then belly, balls and bum, down the legs to the ankles. Like someone else said here, I’m 190cm and at this point I am already uncomfortably prone! Feet are always dancing around in soapy water so they are fine, and I never got toe jam so it must be okay.

Kushia,
@Kushia@lemmy.ml avatar

What I do is I take several guns and a baseball bat with me when I shower so that I’m never caught barehanded ever.

zappy,

I’m glad I’m not the only one who was wondering what on earth OP was taking about

ToastedPlanet,

It’s like interdimensional cable but for internet forums. In my version of reality, we get completely naked when taking a shower, not just our hands. We have these kind of lay-down-showers called baths too, but that’s a whole other thing. Also, the chemical element with atomic mass 207.2 g.mol ^ -1, which may seem like a useful building material, especially for shower pipes, is actually dangerous to life that is based on the chemical element 12.011 g.mol ^ -1. Figured I should include that in case OP’s reality hasn’t figured that out yet. In exchange, consider sharing something dangerous your reality has discovered that might not be obvious to us yet.

button_masher,

Maybe op has only used shower gloves and has now seen the light…

Sanyanov,

Lather first

Also, a lifehack: if you have body hair, you can lather soap onto your hands and then just move them through your body hair

This allows you to generate tons of soap foam with which you can wash EVERYTHING

nobody_,

Those of you who shower barehanded.

Huh?

zero_gravitas,

Without a cloth or loofah, or whatever.

captainlezbian,

It’s soap. It’s a bar. I rub it on my wife then myself and then we rinse it off.

Lexaprofessor,

I, too, like to rub it on this guy’s wife.

corsicanguppy,

We all do, but don’t mess it up for everyone.

phar,

The same way you wash your hands

RedditWanderer,

Someone out there is rubbing the bar all over each hand and then just rinses. Knowing humans this has to be true for someone.

corsicanguppy,

If there’s a betting pool I’ve got $5 on Florida.

yoz,

Rub soap all over my body and scrub it down like a crazy mofo.

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