domesticstreetcat,

This thread of comments is disturbing.

donslaught,

You know, I can understand not needing to scrub if you live somewhere where you don’t really sweat or it’s not humid enough that dirt just sticks to you because you exist, but that’s not me and the thought of someone just wiping themselves with soap makes me feel icky. I need a shower.

rm_dash_r_star,
@rm_dash_r_star@lemm.ee avatar

For the longest time I used my hand lathering with the bar first, then realized using a washcloth works much better.

MedicPigBabySaver,

Then you shouldn’t comment. You’re not bare handed.

MissO,

I lather up a washcloth.

Pika,
@Pika@lemmy.world avatar

both depending on area and what I use for cleaning (body wash vs soap)

Uno,

I mean, yeah?? I just put the soap wherever it needs to go??

The soap isn’t dirty folks. Half of the time all I’m showering off is sweat and dead skin cells anyways. And if any bugger dares reply to this with some clever comment about taint smears, I’ll inform you beforehand I do not speak with bidet-less miscreants.

Doxin,
@Doxin@yiffit.net avatar

I mean… doesn’t the soap get washed as you use it to wash yourself?

Uno,

Exactly

Potato_in_my_anus,

Same here, I use a washcloth. When I was single, I always used just soap but then I got marries and the wifey forced me to use a washcloth. I’m divorced now and continue with the washcloth ritual.

I answered the wrong thread, maybe I’m getting drunk?

Notyou,

I answered the wrong thread, maybe I’m getting drunk?>

That explains your username.

aphonefriend,
@aphonefriend@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s soap. It’s self cleansing.

Hobbes,

Yes, but think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash.

Pinto23,

I just set the shower to massage setting and then point the end at my asshole.

match,
@match@pawb.social avatar

At least you understand the need for a bidet even if you’re suffering from bidet inaccessibility

match,
@match@pawb.social avatar

We need to invent a slur for bidet-non-havers

fixxundfertig,

Shit smearers

TheRedSpade,

Paperbacks

lazylion_ca,

You bidetless purveyor of fecal particulate!

GeoGio7,

I use a loofah, man you guys are really living up to the male stereotype haha

domesticstreetcat,

Loofah squad unite. It’s just easier and more effective.

Potato_in_my_anus,

I don’t use loofahs 'cause my privates and asscrack don’t like it…

GeoGio7,

You don’t need to use it there

BetaBlake,

All I can think while reading these comments is “no wonder women are always telling men to properly clean their asses, because they keep running into these ‘my hand is fine enough’ dudes”

Subverb,

Two different dermatologists have told me not to use a loofa; especially on the face.

GeoGio7,

A loofah is for the body, you could use a washcloth for the face but I don’t do that my facial skin is too sensitive. Also you don’t need to use a loofah if you’re skin is too sensitive, you can just use a nice sponge but honestly even your hands are fine if that works for you. I was honestly just joking a bit haha

Carter,

Have you ever heard of shower gel?

meltylikecheese,

Like with just your hand? No wash cloth?

Carter,

Yes. Why would I need a cloth?

abejfehr,

Why not?

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

I prefer a washcloth for my face. Don’t know why, other than better friction. It feels like my skin is getting cleaner, and washing the soap off is easier with a washcloth.

That said, most of the time I’m too lazy to take the extra time.

jimrob4,

…I’m supposed to wear gloves in the shower?

HurlingDurling,

Wait, are we not all wearing gloves?

volvoxvsmarla,

I used to wear mittens in the shower but I changed to fingerless gloves around 2014 when it became the new trend. You gotta know how to stay cool despite standing in a hot shower. Go with the flow.

aio2,
@aio2@beehaw.org avatar

what gloves

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.ml avatar

Fancy lady gloves with lacy cuffs.

Potato_in_my_anus,

How are you supposed to thoroughly clean your butthole?

argentcorvid,
@argentcorvid@midwest.social avatar

Shampoo

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

My butthole is self cleaning.

federalreverse,
@federalreverse@feddit.de avatar

If you ever do check that theory for its veracity, you moght be surprised.

kairo79,
@kairo79@feddit.de avatar

With a potato, in my anus…

kairo79,
@kairo79@feddit.de avatar

With a potato, in my anus…

loffiz,

I lather everything on my belly and then spread it across my body.

Rednax,

Not everyone has the advantage of a protruding belly to lather that soap on, you know.

constantokra,

If you have enough hair, I guess it’d be a rather good lather repository.

Mouselemming,

Hair makes good lather. I just lather my head with Neutrogena Healthy Scalp Moisturizing Shampoo, then rub the lather everywhere else, and rinse. Scalp and skin are different words for the same thing. (And no, it doesn’t sting on mucous membranes either. )

loffiz,

Worked hard for it!

intensely_human,

My shower has different cycles like a self serve car wash. I just move the dial to the appropriate setting and go from there.

I always start with that bubblegum-scented foam brush.

Burninator05,

I think I have the same shower head you do. My favorite cycle is the undercarriage blast for…resaons.

Piers,

On the occasions where I need to use just a bar of soap to shower with, I usually build up a big lather on my stomach and/or chest then spread it outwards from there (relathering on my torso again if there isn’t enough initially.)

rustyriffs,

Depends if it’s someone else’s soap or not.

Willer,

I just put shampoo on my head and t-pose

Wraith25,

I just use my chest hair, I feel like if I use a washcloth I’ll smell moldy without realizing it

Veltoss,

WTF? Why would you smell moldy? Would you not wash the cloth? Do you think people who use wash cloths aren’t washing them?

This thread is a disturbing trip.

Wraith25,

Your telling me you use one washcloth per shower? If you don’t how are you letting that dry?

It’s the same argument as the people who have the washer dryer combos. They smell like mold homie. You don’t smell it. I do.

emeralddawn45,

Uh wring it out a little bit and hang it on the shower rack? How humid is your bathroom if things don’t dry? Do you use a fresh towel everyday?

CarnivorousCouch,

I mean, yeah? I don’t use a wash cloth anymore, I use a different kind of scrubber that dries out quickly, but when I used a wash cloth I just used a different one every day. Marginal impact on my laundry and a pack at Target was cheap. Every day I could wash my face with a clean cloth and then wash the rest of my body.

BetaBlake,

This thread has made me realize I’m apparently surrounded by nasty motherfuckers.

variants,

realizing why so many people smell like armpit

CaptFeather,

Lmao I mean I guess if you never washed it? I’ve never had that problem with my washcloths

Inky,

Two words: pube loofah. The mons pubis is a great place to lather up. Then I just scoop up soap with my bare hands and bring it where it needs to be.

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