intensely_human,

My shower has different cycles like a self serve car wash. I just move the dial to the appropriate setting and go from there.

I always start with that bubblegum-scented foam brush.

Burninator05,

I think I have the same shower head you do. My favorite cycle is the undercarriage blast for…resaons.

DirigibleProtein,

Yes

bts,

I don’t shower barehanded. I wear gloves at all times as to not scuff my jorts.

eating3645,

Dozens!

superduperenigma,

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  • Maltese_Liquor,

    This Arrested Development/Always Sunny cross over is exactly what I needed today, thank you both.

    offthecrossbar,

    There are dozens of us!

    Wahots,
    @Wahots@pawb.social avatar

    I soap up my hands and then wash every part of my body and reapply soap when needed. I have a scrub washcloth with handles that I occasionally use too.

    rm_dash_r_star,
    @rm_dash_r_star@lemm.ee avatar

    For the longest time I used my hand lathering with the bar first, then realized using a washcloth works much better.

    MedicPigBabySaver,

    Then you shouldn’t comment. You’re not bare handed.

    msmc101,

    a loofah

    just_some_guy,
    @just_some_guy@lemmy.world avatar

    I think that would disqualify you from the barehanded portion.

    MedicPigBabySaver,

    Dumbass

    Carter,

    Have you ever heard of shower gel?

    meltylikecheese,

    Like with just your hand? No wash cloth?

    Carter,

    Yes. Why would I need a cloth?

    abejfehr,

    Why not?

    sxan,
    @sxan@midwest.social avatar

    I prefer a washcloth for my face. Don’t know why, other than better friction. It feels like my skin is getting cleaner, and washing the soap off is easier with a washcloth.

    That said, most of the time I’m too lazy to take the extra time.

    MrFunnyMoustache,

    I use a soap bar, and just scrub my body with it. It does the job.

    Mcballs1234,
    @Mcballs1234@lemmy.ml avatar

    I personally use the Turkish oil ass grab method, super easy to clean and grab.

    garrettw87,
    @garrettw87@kbin.social avatar

    Is this something I should Google, or…. maybe I shouldn’t?

    Mcballs1234,
    @Mcballs1234@lemmy.ml avatar

    You totally should look it up

    Encode1307,

    I ain’t takin googling advice from someone named Mcballs1234

    garrettw87,
    @garrettw87@kbin.social avatar

    This seems like sound logic 👍

    MissO,

    I lather up a washcloth.

    Pika,
    @Pika@lemmy.world avatar

    both depending on area and what I use for cleaning (body wash vs soap)

    platysalty,

    There's liquid soap, you know. Didn't need to shove anything inside anywhere to stay clean.

    FederatedSaint,

    Liquid soap/body wash is a sham. It’s just the company selling you less soap by diluting it with water. Bars of soap are more economical.

    I’m old enough to remember when body wash was not the normal and now soap bars seem to be used less than body wash.

    BlueFairyPainter,
    @BlueFairyPainter@feddit.de avatar

    I actually wasn’t aware of soap bars before today. I only see those for hands, not the whole body. Reading these comments, I’m not sure if it’s more of a generational or cultural difference.

    Astroturfed,

    I shove the bar of soap strait up my ass and just express the foam into my hand from there until I’m done.

    HurlingDurling,

    Dat special scent from Yankee Candle

    socsa,

    A yes, the Gere technique

    CmdrShepard,

    I do this too, but I use the moves I learned during my breakdancing days to spin on my head and evenly distribute a layer of suds all over my body. It’s super efficient!

    petroskoi,
    @petroskoi@sopuli.xyz avatar

    I haven’t used soap in the shower for at least five years. Only when cleaning hands, and I do use antiperspirant) I just scrub myself with my hands in the shower top to bottom. (I am bald tho).

    No one has ever mentioned me smelling bad, even my current co-workers who do say it if someone is smelling.

    DeriHunter,

    But… Why?

    petroskoi,
    @petroskoi@sopuli.xyz avatar

    I had a long time of issues with my skin, and when I researched for causes I realised I was using too much soap. So I switched to soap every other day, once a week and eventually just dropped soap altogether when I found I didn’t really need it. Haven’t had any issues with my skin since.

    CmdrShepard,

    You talking bar soap? Try body wash with a loofah. Stuff works great for my skin while bar soap dries the crap out of it or makes me itchy.

    chumbaz,

    What kind of antiperspirant are you using that doesn’t require soap to remove it? They almost always have a residue that keeps them in place that doesn’t normally just wash off.

    petroskoi,
    @petroskoi@sopuli.xyz avatar

    I have some that is for sensitive skin without any additives. I just scrub my armpits really well for a bit longer under running water.

    But now that you mention it, I got a new brand of antiperspirant recently that I’ve had issues with, so I might just need to use soap for that.

    Pinklink,

    I love how people say this. Dude, other people will not tell you if you smell bad unless you ask fairly insistently. It’s awkward, and people would just rather ignore it than broach that awkwardness. Tell someone you work with and trust everything you have just written here, and see what they say. My bet is either you are “that smelly guy at the office” or “meh you smell kinda funky, but it’s not horrendous”. Either way: wash ya ayyssssss

    petroskoi,
    @petroskoi@sopuli.xyz avatar

    My brother, I work in a kitchen. The people there do, (and have) told their fellow workers when they smell. Either when they don’t shower enough, or when they use too much deodorant.

    Pinklink,

    Aight

    Piers,

    On the occasions where I need to use just a bar of soap to shower with, I usually build up a big lather on my stomach and/or chest then spread it outwards from there (relathering on my torso again if there isn’t enough initially.)

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