You are now a duck, what do you do first??
You are still you, you can speak human language that you already know, and you know how to speak duck.
You have to learn how to be a duck. This means you gotta learn how to fly, hunt food, etc.
kemsat, Head downtown & act cute until a college girl adopts me as her pet. Duck-nuzzle some boobies.
livus, 
- explain the whole thing to my partner and ask them to protect me.
Failing that:
- carefully waddle to where I know people feed ducks
- practice flying and copy other ducks
- ask other ducks for tips
Candelestine, Probably open up my phone and pull up youtube to watch some duck documentaries. I don’t even know what I’m supposed to be eating or what things out there are usually wanting to eat me.
xmunk, There are some really good “I just woke up as a duck” tutorials on Coursera.
livus, Avoid the ones on Wiki How, they are repurposed courses originally intended for people who woke up as a chicken.
Jerb322, 
Fly south
altima_neo, 
Find /u/fuckswithducks
tubbadu, Quak
Therealmglitch, 
Quack?
Susaga, 
Quack :)
Nemo, you’re learning!
Susaga, Yay!
BustinJiber, Eughm, QUARK
xmunk, What beautiful lobes you have.
cokeslutgarbage, Quack
hungryphrog, Quack?
Drunemeton, 
FLY!
Damn, 3 hour old post and no one said FLY!? Ya’all need to be ducks more often…
GobiasIndustries, This guy ducks
SwingingTheLamp, Autocorrect has its moment of glory!
OutlierBlue,
hungryphrog, Peace was never an option.
souperk, 
I would learn to fly and then fly to one of those parks where secret service agents meet. Become a spy and sell the intelligence I gather.
Grayox, 
Fly into bohemian grove.
shinigamiookamiryuu, Fly into the sunset.
PopcornPrincess, Hockey.
orangeNgreen, 
I’d walk to a lemonade stand to see if they had any grapes.
Therealmglitch, It’s been 84 years…
spicytuna62, 
Then (and I cannot emphasize this enough) I’d waddle away.
Tippon, Till the very next day?
BustinJiber, Put on a blue cap, blue nautical shirt; but, and I can’t stress this enough, NO PANTS.
DoctorWhookah, But for gods sake, wrap yourself in a towel after you shower.
shapesandstuff, Hand cover your crotch if someone walks in on you
bjoern_tantau, 
Peace was never an option.
Wes_Dev, I would have an exploding corkscrew penis. I’ll find ways to entertain myself.
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