hungryphrog

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hungryphrog,

Children are just stunted Hamas fighters.

hungryphrog,

I have always loved that dude.

hungryphrog,

Life imitates art. He died, they put his head in a jar and then just kept going.

hungryphrog,

The funeral industry actually has a shitton of assasins who kill everyone sooner or later so that they can sell more caskets and urns.

hungryphrog,

lmao it’s not going to work

hungryphrog,

I have no idea where I would be without a phone. Having a phone and being able to access the internet has allowed me to do so many things. Without it, I wouldn’t have discovered my sexuality, vent about my mental health, pursue my interests and hobbies, or most importantly, have access to a vast amount of information.

The problem is not that people of my age have phones, but instead that that their parents don’t raise their own kids. The right age to get your own phone varies from person to person. People should educate their kids on internet safety and make sure that their kids can come to them if they see something they shouldn’t have instead of expecting their government(s) to do all the parenting for them. Parents, raise your own fucking kids.

hungryphrog,

You could have posted anything else, but you chose to post this. WHY?!?

hungryphrog,

Also that one episode of Futurama.

hungryphrog,

Hell yeah! People say that kids and teens don’t have enough life experience to make decisions, but also it’s really difficult to gain life experience when you’re constantly shielded from everything.

hungryphrog,

If you know what their interests and hobbies are at the moment, then get equipment and other stuff related to those. Books and craft supplies are often good ideas. A giftcard to a store they often visit is always nice. A nice mug is a good gift for many people, because it’s useful and beautiful. For kids, you can ask them what’s their favorite animal, and then get them a plushie of that animal. They’ll probably love it. Getting them a trendy toy (such as a Squishmallow rn) can also be good. If you still have no idea what someone wants, then you can get them a nice card with some cash and maybe some candy.

How to get rid of the creeper

Kinda bored so here we go: the government officially recognizes the creeper, from jeepers creepers, as a threat. Congratulations you are now task on coming up with a plan on killing or at least semi-permanently incapacitating the monster. You are backed by the government but keep the cost and destruction down. For obvious...

hungryphrog,

Apparently I have played too much Minecraft.

You must pick a point in human history before the 1950s to be spend the rest of your life in. What era and place would you choose?

You would still have the same age, gender, personality, skin color, etc. and you would be able to speak at least one local language and would know basic information of the era and place. Your family, social standing, and such would be randomly picked.

hungryphrog,

You can pick the place too.

hungryphrog,

Athens might be somewhat nice if you just aren’t a slave, metic, or woman.

hungryphrog,

Rome would kinda suck for a woman, especially a queer one.

hungryphrog,

Finn here, we still have a ton of those stupid benches with a railing in the middle.

hungryphrog,

Either the fossils I found on a beach in Estonia or rocks. Oldest man-made thing is maybe my antique closet from early 20th century.

hungryphrog,

Police, mining, executioner, anything to do with fossil fuels, factory farming, surgery, human trafficking, drug trafficking, maybe prostitution.

hungryphrog,

When I donate one kidney, I’m a hero. When I donate 10 kidneys, I’m an ‘organ trafficker’. What did I do wrong?

hungryphrog,

I think I just lost some braincells.

hungryphrog,

Why is Oulunsalo marked as the capital of Finland?

hungryphrog,

If you’re in creative, have you tried structure blocks? They take some time and patience to truly master, but it’s totally worth it.

hungryphrog,

Very crunchy white chocolate.

hungryphrog,

Finland also should be beer Europe.

hungryphrog,

Have fun!

hungryphrog,

Yep. Or maybe you could say that they have a teeny tiny difference, but it’s barely noticeable if you aren’t listening very closely.

hungryphrog,

Oh fuck, again?

hungryphrog,

Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That’s why I always shit
On company time

hungryphrog,

Bend the knee to cats, the only true masters of humanity! (and also download a fucking car)

hungryphrog,

Well, can I download a bicycle then?

hungryphrog,

I have been watching Rick and Morty lately and every now and then I have to change the site to find a version of the episode I’m watching where swear words aren’t censored. Like, it’s a show made for adults full of violent and sexual themes, so I think that most viewers have heard the word “fuck” before. I hate it so much when people censor “bad words”, even though nothing prevents them from saying them.

hungryphrog,

Well, words like “fuck” or “shit” don’t indicate harm and aren’t supposed to offend people, so I think people should censor slurs but not swear words. Like, I’m autistic and feel kinda bad whenever I see the r-word being thrown around (I assume that some people have similar experiences with racial slurs), but I don’t get the same feeling if someone says “fuck”.

hungryphrog,

I hate ml mods as much as the next guy, but also I would consider “bitch” to be kinda misogynistic in certain context.

hungryphrog,

Most preteens are smarter than this twat.

hungryphrog,

Apparently some random African and Asian child slaves are also his enemies.

hungryphrog,
hungryphrog,

That isn’t a first name.

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