You are now a duck, what do you do first??
You are still you, you can speak human language that you already know, and you know how to speak duck.
You have to learn how to be a duck. This means you gotta learn how to fly, hunt food, etc.
loopy, Depends, am I a horse-sized duck? I might have some people to fight
Wes_Dev, I see you’re a person of culture.
shapesandstuff, Quack
Bougie_Birdie, Came here to quack, was not disappointed
smuuthbrane, 
Pick one person at a time and speak to them in human language. In some cases it will be to give them a special magical friend, in other cases it will be to cause them to question their sanity.
Then I’d get to seeing about this whole corkscrew dick thing.
grabyourmotherskeys, Immediately make a joke about quacking up.
CrimeDad, Betray my country.
SuiXi3D, 
I’d float around in the water as my body would now resemble a boat.
Antimutt, (edited ) 
There could be more to it than that - like take up ballet.
DoctorWhookah, I’d head straight to Subway for my free sandwich!
Macaroni_ninja, 
Check if my quack has an echo
captainlezbian, Attack someone with a sandwich
DharmaCurious, 
Probably contacting some media outlets to try and monetize my talking-duck status, and wondering if if my life expectancy is on par with duck or human.
themeatbridge, Do you want to end up being dissected in a government lab? Because that’s how you get dissected in a government lab.
Damaskox, 
Probably make a poo on the floor.
Either mine or in the hallway (if I know how to open the door).
chtk, 
Susaga, 
Open a wine bottle, maybe? Put the corkscrew to use.
Therealmglitch, 
“Bro, you see that duck over there? It stole my wine bottle”
Susaga, “Do you want it back? It’s already open now.” “You know what? I think I’ll pass.”
Therealmglitch, “Get back here, I want it back!!”
0x4E4F, I start wondering if I’m ugly.
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