You are now a duck, what do you do first??
You are still you, you can speak human language that you already know, and you know how to speak duck.
You have to learn how to be a duck. This means you gotta learn how to fly, hunt food, etc.
altima_neo, 
Find /u/fuckswithducks
shinigamiookamiryuu, Fly into the sunset.
PopcornPrincess, Hockey.
yuuunikki, deleted_by_author
joyjoy, rape
bjoern_tantau, 
Peace was never an option.
Wes_Dev, I would have an exploding corkscrew penis. I’ll find ways to entertain myself.
loopy, Depends, am I a horse-sized duck? I might have some people to fight
Wes_Dev, I see you’re a person of culture.
doggle, Quack
Therealmglitch, 
Quack?!
Thisfox, Quack.
SendMePhotos, QUAAAAACCCKKK…!!!
smuuthbrane, 
Pick one person at a time and speak to them in human language. In some cases it will be to give them a special magical friend, in other cases it will be to cause them to question their sanity.
Then I’d get to seeing about this whole corkscrew dick thing.
OutlierBlue,
hungryphrog, Peace was never an option.
Drunemeton, 
FLY!
Damn, 3 hour old post and no one said FLY!? Ya’all need to be ducks more often…
GobiasIndustries, This guy ducks
SwingingTheLamp, Autocorrect has its moment of glory!
grabyourmotherskeys, Immediately make a joke about quacking up.
CrimeDad, Betray my country.
SuiXi3D, 
I’d float around in the water as my body would now resemble a boat.
Taleya, Crime
hakunawazo,
Dlayknee, I am the terror that flaps in the night…
hakunawazo, I am the ingrown toenail on the foot of crime…
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