You are now a duck, what do you do first??
You are still you, you can speak human language that you already know, and you know how to speak duck.
You have to learn how to be a duck. This means you gotta learn how to fly, hunt food, etc.
nis, I’d duck. Then I would probably duck some more.
SendMePhotos, The first thing is probably quack… I would love to fly to someone in the park working on something and solve the issue for them. I’d like to be known as a helpful duck.
Xavienth, Rake in the lake
flashgnash, It’s a lovely day, and you are a horrible goose
Starglasses, Fly. Omg fly. I have always wanted to be able to fly. I went hanggliding once and it was magical. I want that again <3
SendMePhotos, Typically a demo flight at an airport is like $100. Go do that, too!
ElderWendigo, (edited ) Lea ThompsonFor those who are unfamiliar, let me introduce you to Howard the Duck (really the first movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe).
Chakravanti, Is that Duckdo? Or are they both ducks…
ElderWendigo, Lea Thompson is not a duck.
Chakravanti, So no go?
Chakravanti, Yeah, okay but neither is that duck.
ElderWendigo, I don’t know what a Duckdo is. That’s Howard the duck.
Chakravanti, I can’t explain it if you can’t see it.
boredtortoise, Does Howard have a duck dick or a human dick
ExLisper, Cover my feathers in wax like substance from my ass glands. Once I’m all waxed up I go for a swim.
indigomirage, I suppose I’d duck.
Vode_An, I find someone with a corkscrew fetish.
mcqtom, Pretty sure I’d drop my phone.
LopensLeftArm, Got any grapes?
Jimmycrackcrack, Quack
steven, Came here to read this comment
kemsat, Head downtown & act cute until a college girl adopts me as her pet. Duck-nuzzle some boobies.
notonReddit, Rape
Squirrel, 
The question implies that you would still have your human brain, not that you would think like an actual duck.
notonReddit, Still rape
livus, 
- explain the whole thing to my partner and ask them to protect me.
Failing that:
- carefully waddle to where I know people feed ducks
- practice flying and copy other ducks
- ask other ducks for tips
Jerb322, 
Fly south
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