BellaDonna,

I want an extremely low power laptop for programming. Slow processor, e-ink screen with a low refresh rate. I want 24 hours battery life with a solar charger to sit outside and program.

mdwalters,
@mdwalters@pawb.social avatar

I would love to have this too. E-ink has seen some pretty high success, in e-readers and e-ink picture displays, so why not have a low-end e-ink laptop

_MusicJunkie,

Because the main use case for most people - browsing the internet - sucks on e-ink. Scrolling is horrible.

Cupcake1972,

Typing would suck even more, the advantage of e-ink shows if you have mostly static content, not dynamic.

DogMuffins,

The delay between the key-press and the visual response is intolerable.

utopiah,

reMarkable with its new keyboard, just works.

For sth more powerful PineNote with BT keyboard

GrappleHat,
@GrappleHat@lemmy.ml avatar

THIS EXACTLY!!! YES!!!

I’m not the only one??? I feel so vindicated…

isolatedscotch,

screws that don’t strip

tetris11,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

I’m rather sick of their general slutiness overall, to be frank.

ElHexo,

Torx exists

isolatedscotch,

not very commonly used unfortunately, i’ve had a philips screw strip recently in my laptop and it’s been a nightmare

NotSoCoolWhip,

Spax torx?

BlackVenom,

This. Would like to find a cheaper alternative though.

TheGayTramp,
@TheGayTramp@lemmy.ca avatar

Come to Canada and use Robertson for everything

Apeman42,
@Apeman42@lemmy.world avatar

A reverse microwave. I can heat a cup of coffee in 30 seconds, I want to chill a beer in 30 seconds.

Raiderkev,

Ice, water, and salt will do the trick in about 5 minutes. Best you’ll get in this no reverse microwave having ass world.

spader312,

A machine that spins your can inside of water and ice exists and chills a drink within like a minute

Natanael,

Flash freeze equipment using very very cold air or liquid nitrogen exists, but you probably shouldn’t have that at home…

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

nano dentist chews

you just choose a flavor and chew; it fixes everything after baby teeth

CodeMonkeyUK,
@CodeMonkeyUK@lemmy.world avatar

A device to allow me to spread cream cheese evenly on a bagel without getting all over my fingers.

I’m thinking some sort of rotating bagel mount with a silicone tapered spike.

cashews_best_nut,

Butt-plug on a potters wheel. 👍

Num10ck,

check out Cream Cheasy : aerosol cream cheese in a can at www.oldfash.com

Etterra,

I want an orbital laser weapon that targets people who drive like insane maniacs or raging assholes.

MrFunnyMoustache,

I would like a flagship spec (especially RAM, give me all the RAM possible) phone with a small screen and a massive battery life; sacrificing other components to put a big battery. One small camera is enough for me, I don’t need 3 cameras on the back of my phone. I would also get a small, single speaker to save internal space, and remove the haptic system entirely in exchange for a larger battery.

I wouldn’t sacrifice the headphone jack though, I hate using dongles.

hai,
@hai@lemmy.ml avatar

I also wouldn’t sacrifice an SD card slot…

MrFunnyMoustache,

It’s been over a decade since I had a phone with an SD card slot, so I kinda forgot they exist, but you’re right, this is an extremely useful feature.

erogenouswarzone,
@erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml avatar

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  • Synthead,

    This is any computer and remote desktop. Could build a Linux machine to start a remote desktop tool instead of a desktop environment, if you want.

    erogenouswarzone,
    @erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml avatar

    Again I do not want another computer.

    SpaceNoodle,

    Actually, you do, but you’re just in denial about it for some reason.

    SpaceNoodle,

    Congratulations, you just reinvented dumb terminals.

    You’re severely underestimating bandwidth and lag.

    erogenouswarzone,
    @erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml avatar

    Yes, a dumb terminal is exactly what I want, but mobile.

    SpaceNoodle,

    Right, so slap Linux on a craptop and SSH into your desktop. Done.

    gravitas_deficiency,

    This exists. Get a cheap netbook and stick your Linux distro of choice on it, and then just use it to ssh to things.

    krdo,
    @krdo@lmmy.net avatar

    Do netbooks still exist? I can’t seem to find them for sale anymore.

    gravitas_deficiency,

    Lol dude what are you talking about? I just searched for “netbook” and the first few links are Amazon and Best Buy product listings for netbooks.

    krdo,
    @krdo@lmmy.net avatar

    Those aren’t really netbooks though. But I guess the term now just stands for 11.6" laptop.

    SayJess,

    This is what I did. I purchased a Lenovo Yoga 11e on eBay for $37. If you get the model that has an Intel processor, you can put Linux on it. With Ubuntu MATE, the touchscreen and auto screen rotation work out of the box. From there a VNC viewer is all that is needed. The laptop I received was in pristine condition.

    gravitas_deficiency,

    They generally work great with any x86 CPU - doesn’t need to be only intel. If you get an ARM-based netbook, just make sure to use the architecture-appropriate image for your distro.

    That said, if you grab an older model, you may run into some hardware weirdness. Source: years ago I did this with an old Asus netbook that had a 32-bit UEFI and a 64-bit CPU, and I had to do some weird hackery in the ISO before writing it to the flash drive to get it to load the install image at all

    erogenouswarzone,
    @erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml avatar

    I’m not sure how to stress this enough… I do not want another computer.

    I do not want another computer.

    I want a wireless interface to the computer I already have.

    1. Mobile hotspot/ my phone’s hotspot
    2. Bluetooth Mouse/keyboard combo
    3. Wireless Monitor
    4. Something to convert bluetooth connections to wifi.
    5. A laptop case to put it in.

    If they can make laptops for $37 they can make this for $1.

    SpaceNoodle,
    1. So, just WiFi?
    2. Why Bluetooth? They can just be integrated into the device.
    3. Not a thing. How about attach it to the mouse and keyboard?
    4. That doesn’t even make sense. What are you trying to accomplish with this?
    5. So it needs to be laptop-sized?

    All of these requirements can be met with a laptop.

    Nobody’s making laptops for $37, and your bizarre requests certainly cost far more than $1. What planet are you on?

    erogenouswarzone,
    @erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml avatar

    I’m sure you don’t want to hear this, but…

    Nit-picking the minutiae of new ideas may make you feel better, but ignoring the core idea will only hurt you and your creativity in the long run.

    Instead of finding ways that it won’t work, you could use the same amount of energy to make the idea better.

    SpaceNoodle,

    I replied to your comment point-by-point, addressing the entire core concept.

    Talk about nit-picking that limits creativity and ignores core ideas - you’re the one who doesn’t want to accept that what you’re looking for already exists.

    You’re mind-bogglingly dense.

    erogenouswarzone,
    @erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml avatar

    Ok buddy. I’m sorry to have upset you.

    SpaceNoodle,

    I’m not upset, but I’m a little baffled. Do you actually have a response to what I said, or are you simply being deliberately obtuse?

    erogenouswarzone,
    @erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml avatar

    No, I’m having a good time seeing how many ways you can call me stupid because you feel so butthurt.

    SpaceNoodle,

    Sure, kid.

    Sir_Kevin,
    @Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    I do this regularly with my phone as well as my laptop. You don’t need anything special to run a remote desktop client.

    erogenouswarzone,
    @erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml avatar

    I do not want a remote desktop client. I do not want another computer. I want a screen and keyboard. Do you see the difference?

    SpaceNoodle,

    So you are demanding magic?

    wolfpack86,

    To be fair the thread is products that don’t exist… Plenty of other requests for holodecks and brain implants, etc.

    SpaceNoodle,

    The problem is that this product exists, and that commenter can’t even explain how a laptop falls short.

    utopiah,

    a tablet like the PineTab, just not starting X?

    ElGosso,
    @ElGosso@hexbear.net avatar

    Didn’t they make that for video games?

    Schorsch,
    @Schorsch@feddit.de avatar

    I want a mid-range phone with a great camera and a telephoto lens.

    I don’t need no AI bullshit, I don’t do gaming, I don’t need 32 gigs of ram on a phone.

    I just wanna take great pictures.

    0x2d,

    pixel 6 pro with grapheneos

    lemillionsocks,
    @lemillionsocks@beehaw.org avatar

    Just buy a camera. Searching for consensus on this you’ll find people online telling you “well who needs a point and shoot, modern cameras are good enough, the camera you have is better than the good camera you leave at home” and etc, but for under $500 you can get a used or even new decent point and portable digital camera(similar form factor to what everyone had in the early to mid 00s) and it will fit in your pocket, bag, around neck and mop the floor with any cell phone camera when photographing anything you have to zoom in on.

    Depending on what you buy you’ll of course have more of a learning curve compared to the ai, but it wont have that over sharpened ai enhanced oil painting look that phone cameras give you when you zoom in a little, and yes the results can be much better. You can take snapshots with fast shutter of birds in flight, stop a helicopters blades, capture precipitation, and of course zoom in a little into things that the cell phone camera would poop itself trying to capture.

    dessalines,

    Devices with a week of battery life. I don’t care how low spec they are, I want to be able to go a few days without having to worry about charging.

    wolo,

    the PineTime can run for over a week in my experience, but it runs at 64 MHz and has 64kb of RAM, so telling time is pretty much its limit

    utopiah,

    I mean I used it as an XR controller/actuator but that’s not exactly the typical use case and obviously going to drain the battery a LOT faster.

    InFerNo,

    I use mine for notifications and GPS also. Neat little things.

    danisth,

    Check out the Hisense e-ink phones. Not great if you watch videos, but for normal phone things they seem awesome.

    KISSmyOS,

    A small screen phone with Linux OS that I can plug into a docking station and use it as a desktop pc. It would replace all of my devices.

    drcouzelis,
    @drcouzelis@lemmy.zip avatar

    Nokia N900, 2023 edition. 🥲

    conductor,

    Roughly 10 years ago Ubuntu was planning an Ubuntu phone which would do just that. I remember backing it on kickstarter, but it never made it to release :/

    mdwalters,
    @mdwalters@pawb.social avatar

    There is actually a phone that matches how you want it: puri.sm/products/librem-5/

    cashews_best_nut,

    A grand!? Fuck me that’s an expensive phone!

    railsdev,

    If it’s doubling as an actual desktop OS I’d say it’s well worth it. iPhones and flagship Android phones go for that high already.

    Nastybutler,

    But an inexpensive PC

    utopiah,

    check PinePhone then, with a USB hub it does all that

    beirdobaggins,

    That looks really awesome.

    nycki,

    Literally just an android phone, but it comes pre-rooted and one of the system apps is a scripting language, similar to how the TI-83 comes with TI-BASIC. It’s bullshit that we’re carrying these powerful super-computers everywhere but with less user empowerment then a mid-tier calculator.

    (yes, I know you can root your phone and install termux and python but I want that to be the default)

    chaorace,
    @chaorace@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    A brain implant that I can store a short memo in. I have a very bad working memory so it would be incredible to somehow store lists/numbers longer than 4 items in my head without hacking it by whispering the list to myself over and over.

    intensely_human,

    You can expand your working memory.

    JokeDeity,

    Since we’re just talking fantasy: a device that can scan my brain and tell me exactly what medications would help me and be able to issue my a prescription without having to talk to a million doctors.

    rautapekoni,

    I was thinking one of those sci-fi medical bays that rebuilds healthy bodies on a molecular level. Would like some of my amputated body parts back in addition to a cure to my ailments, thank you very much.

    MJBrune,

    Why not just a device that scans your brain and fixes it instead of requiring medication?

    JokeDeity,

    … Well if I had had that done I probably would have had the mental clarity to think of it to begin with. 😂

    Trollivier,

    Yes! Reminds me of this medical diagnostic device they’ve got on the Rocinante in the series The Expanse.

    Candelestine,

    Faster than light warp engine of some sort.

    richieadler,

    If we’re ignoring laws of physics, let’s throw replicators in there.

    Poayjay,

    It won’t break the laws of physics. Scientists are going to increase the speed of light in 2208.

    Bishma,
    @Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar
    Infynis,
    @Infynis@midwest.social avatar

    And sonic showers please

    richieadler,

    Nah, we can replicate water.

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