Illecors,

A RISC-V laptop that’s not an engineering sample. Something like a dell 9370 sort of thing.

utopiah,

PineTab 2 RISC?

Illecors,

The PineTab2 is PINE64’s successor to the original PineTab Linux tablet computer, featuring a faster processor and better availability. The tablet is available in two configurations, 4GB of RAM and 64GB of internal storage or 8GB of RAM and 128GB of internal storage.

I don’t want a tablet and I don’t want pathetic specs. Take a flagship XPS and shove a RISC-V cpu into it. That’s what I’d like.

Klear,

Real-life adblock.

jackpot,
@jackpot@lemmy.ml avatar

ever heard of blindness and deafness?

Klear,

Tempting tbh, with the amount of ads out there…

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

A Motorola Droid 4 (SLIDE IN KEYBOARD FUCK YES) with a 5" screen and more recent components. Hell, use mid-high end from 2018, like 3GB RAM and a decent processor would be more than enough for me. Don’t forget the earphone jack and easily removable back.

In the realm of pure fantasy, a stealth boy from Fallout, or the similar Stealth thingy from Metal Gear Solid

Mandy,

A fucking PC that ACTUALLY has zero problems for however long I have it, its a mystical beast I have yet to come across

applebusch,

In my experience this most often comes from a failure to perform routine maintenance, and Windows being a bloated rotting whale, decaying on the beach, slowly expanding and spreading its horrid filth across the entire system. Give your computer a new life by cleaning out all the dust, reapplying thermal paste to the CPU, oiling fan bearings, and installing a lightweight Linux distro, or at least a fresh whale carcass (clean windows install).

Mandy,

scratch linux, same shit with a different coat of paint when it comes to my comment regarding not wanting problems

utopiah,

Corsair ONE i160 for more than 4 years running Ubuntu and pretty much zero problem since. Untouched, no mods, no hardware upgrade.

Mandy,

good for you (not sarcastic, honestly) 2 laptops and 2 pcs, several distros, fro m mint to endeavouros, never problemfree, once

utopiah,

totally understandable which is precisely why I’m sharing, it’s sadly a surprising situation and I can’t say if it’s a trend, just sharing my personal experience.

Mandy,

also very understandable, i just wish i had your experience lol

DBVegas,
@DBVegas@hexbear.net avatar

Gender dial, so I can turn it either way and get instant results.

tetris11,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

what happens if the results are bad in both directions

DBVegas,
@DBVegas@hexbear.net avatar

Have you tried rotating the axis?

Thorny_Insight,

A true virtual reality. Not goggles, but the kind that hooks up into your brain and consciousness. One that’s indistinguishable from real life. The kind where you can basically just live your entire life in some kind of a virtual multiplayer where quite literally anything is possible. You could be hooked up to an IV that feeds you optimal diet etc. go off the deep end if you want.

I know how it might seem crazy to see something like that as a desirable thing, but I really think it would solve many of the issues in the world. I don’t think you’re “wasting your life” if you’re being happy in a virtual world, and I don’t see a reason why you couldn’t be happy there. You could have your own private world(s) and others would have theirs. There would be public worlds also with a ton of real people aswell as AI, and people could visit your worlds aswell if you let them. Just think about the possbilities. Why ruin the planet when you can have abundance in the virtualverse.

Zak8022,

Have you read Ready Player One? Cuz they more or less did that in the book. If not, I highly recommend it. The sequel isn’t quite as good, but was still fun.

Nusm,

That’s the plot of the Black Mirror episode San Junipero from season 3.

intensely_human,

Guys, should I tell him?

Sabata11792,
@Sabata11792@kbin.social avatar

Brain implant that puts me in any world other than this one. Preferably with cute anime girls involved.

u202307011927,
@u202307011927@feddit.de avatar

It’s called fantasy

Sabata11792,
@Sabata11792@kbin.social avatar

Yep, That's the point.

u202307011927,
@u202307011927@feddit.de avatar

It exists

dingus,

It’s not the same but I suppose you could try VR lol

Sir_Kevin,
@Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Yeah that’s basically VRChat

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Okay.

Laptop: I want a ~13 inch laptop with a nice keyboard, a decent trackpad, and a quality 1080p LCD screen, with a very efficient low power ARM processor akin to a Raspberry Pi running some well tested flavor of Linux, and the rest of the machine is just battery. Something that can do some web browsing, some word processing, spreadsheet, let me use bash and vim and ssh and such, that doesn’t suck to use because it’s “for early adopters and serious hackers only.” Like imagine the machine you’d get if the Pinebook Pro legitimately cost $600 rather than $200, is what I think I want.

Phone: I want a 4.5 inch phone with a physical slide-out keyboard that has modern, performant internals that can smoothly run its own UI plus reasonable web browsing and communication/text app capacity. It should be able to play 720p video from the internet flawlessly (this would be a perfectly fine resolution for the screen) and it should have at least 4000 mAH of battery. Any camera from any phone I’ve owned in the last 10 years is acceptable.

Audio Equipment: I want ANR over the ear headphones that provide enough ANR and/or PNR that I can use them as hearing protection in the wood shop while I’m using my planer or router or whatever, that work perfectly well over normal bluetooth, that have all physical button controls, no touch sensitive whatever, and do not have any kind of app.

tungah,

For the laptop, it already exists. Just get a used base 13" m1 macbook air and install Linux on it. Solid build. Ultra portable. Best-in-class trackpad. Good keyboard. Inexpensive-ish. More than enough performance for what you want and great battery life.

gayhitler420,

peltor sport tac 500?

hexagonwin,

A Nokia N900 with modern specs and capacitive touchscreen.

tetris11,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

Oh man. That phone introduced me to the linux ecosystem at the tender age of 16. I learned to write python, C, and the concept of “on device development”. You could write apps in whatever language you wanted whilst in the backseat of a roadtrip across Europe (I was a seriously antisocial teen). Plus FM transmitter.

The best successor I’ve seen is the FX-tech Pro phone, but given it’s costly price, it’s just not worth it. I got my N900 for £230, but the FX-tech Pro is asking for more than double that…

hexagonwin,

The PinePhone is a bit similar, a hackable linux phone but it appears to be much less daily usable and doesn’t have the awesome slider keyboard…

zero_iq,

3D printer that can print fully-populated functional electronic devices. Design or download a schematic for, say a new camera or phone, make whatever modifications I want, and just hit print!

Basically a replicator for electronic devices…

intensely_human,

Ooh this reminds me. A device that can run a hashing algorithm on an electronic device, to detect if even a single transistor is different than another device.

Because atomic variations are allowed, the resolution of this device needs to somehow encapsulate electronic connections and gates.

utopiah,

There is conductive filament but… the scale is huge. It’s also possible to etch circuits at home with e.g (can’t find name from kickstarter) etch/laser/CNC combo for about $4k but arguably if not in rush ordering online to a dedicated fab with make something way better and cheap, with multiple layers. But yes, would be neat!

Kittenstix,

Why wouldn’t a regular replicator beat a specialized replicator?

zero_iq,

I wouldn’t trust myself with a full replicator. You’re gonna have to turn on all the safety protocols, sobriety lockouts, and nutritional programmes.

Otherwise, I’m gonna start off with the intentions of designing a nice camera… and six months later I’ll be a wasted super-obese cyborg monster who’s caused half the planet to be devoured by self-replicating grey goo.

callyral,
@callyral@kbin.social avatar
  1. A very cheap smartphone that is decent performance-wise and comes with Lineage, Graphene OS or something similar.
  2. A machine that can turn thoughts/dreams into video, image, or other mediums.
randomTingler,

Almost all the Redmi/poco phones support lineage os at least the unofficial version.

brianorca,
utopiah,

record yourself after waking up then transcribe then feed to whatever trendy generative AI model of the moment

lyth,

Give me a normal good smartphone with a 100mm OLED display that I can use with one thumb and I’ll never have another want in this world. The iPhone 4 was fine

SpaceNoodle,

Then just use an iPhone 4

lyth,

Very dated specs, no software compatibility, probably no carrier support, if you got it to connect to the internet it would be highly insecure from years of no updates. Tragically it’s very much not an option

SpaceNoodle,

Fine, get a Fire Phone

u202307011927,
@u202307011927@feddit.de avatar

Just carry your own landline with you at that point then

SpaceNoodle,

It’s newer than the iPhone 4.

Dyskolos,

But… Why? I could use one-handed-mode and use it with, well, one thumb. That’s the best of both worlds. Unless you just want a tiny phone.

lyth,

I’ve generally found the one-handed utilities on iOS and Android to be inconvenient and they don’t help me well enough with horizontal stretches

(yes I really want a tiny phone)

nobleshift,
@nobleshift@lemmy.world avatar

A Flashdark

bonus_crab,

A modern electric compact truck like the 1992 gmc sonoma.

Firefox OS

A fairphone with the specs of the ROG phone, or just a repairable rog phone.

a 4k 240hz oled monitor

LFP phone batteries.

golfer1614,

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  • arthur,

    Not a machine, but there are some cool videos on folding technics.

    golfer1614,

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  • blackluster117,
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    They have those panel doohickeys where it’ll fold your stuff for you, kind of. Something like this.

    Catsrules,

    I swear I have seen a machine, but it was super expensive and I think you had to give I it clothes in a certain way. At that point I think I would just fold them myself.
    I wanted to just give it a laundry basket and let it go to work.

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