A person comes up to you and says, "I can reverse time for just $1 per day." Do you take their offer? How far back do you go?

i.e. pay $5 to go back 5 days.

The time travel is permanent and one-way.

Edit: this is a one time offer and your budget is however much liquid cash you have right now. Cards are accepted, though.

For non-Americans, feel free to convert $1 USD to your currency

simple,

Easy question. I’ll just go back to 2010 and invest all my money in bitcoin, I won’t have to work a day in my life.

ijeff,
@ijeff@lemdro.id avatar

You wouldn’t have to go back that far to make $$$$. Just go back a week and buy the right stock options.

cwagner,

Between crypto and stocks (and I guess lottery and other negative EV betting stuff), all those time travel questions get ruined.

RovingFox,
@RovingFox@infosec.pub avatar

what other reasons are for going back in time? Relationship? That doesn’t depend on one critical point. Same with personal development.

cwagner,

Those other reasons are what would make those questions interesting. I have many regrets, some going back to my childhood. But I’d neither like to be 20 again, nor risk somehow not meeting my wife.

ares35,
@ares35@kbin.social avatar

i would very much like the opportunity to somehow not meet my ex

Stovetop,

Spending more time with people who are no longer with us would probably be another one.

RovingFox,
@RovingFox@infosec.pub avatar

And risk not spending enough time in other places that lead my life in my current state. People in my past (deceased or not) are very important but so are the ones in my present. I can’t sacrifice one for the other.

deegeese,

You would erase 13 years of your life for money?

simple,

Honestly it would suck but I wouldn’t mind reliving the last 13 years while being rich.

Stovetop,

Who wouldn’t? That’s thirteen years you could spend living a lot better, spending more time with friends and loved ones, fixing regrets, and actually living life without spending half of your waking hours on the job.

I’d probably go further back than that, to be honest.

deegeese,

I would not wish my children out of existence just for the chance to make different ones.

Established_Trial,

Same. No matter how annoying they can be sometimes, I wouldn’t give my specific kids up for any amount of money.

ezchili,

You’re not erasing 13 years you’re just living the 2010s a second time instead of living 2070 to 2083

You’re losing the chance to witness 13 years of human history but you get your 9 to 5pm back from 2010 to 2070 which is insanely more valuable than whatever events they’ll come up with when you’re 80

ares35,
@ares35@kbin.social avatar

but the re-emergence of you at that point in time disrupts everything and events don't play out as they did the 'first' time. you lose everything and are now stuck re-living the last 13 years with a head full of useless fiction that gets mixed up with the 'new' reality. eventually you get involuntarily committed and spend the rest of your days in a white padded room.

Fennek,
@Fennek@feddit.de avatar

That’s actually an interesting point. You affecting the system will change the situation and therefore might have effects on the outcome. Might be minor like the value of bitcoin only varying by a small amount but it could also somehow cause Bitcoin to crash and never recover.

Same with the idea of investing all your money into a company like Apple. This could affect the development and decision process of the company and therefore cause them to fail.

So there is no guarantee for your actions to turn out successful.

Crashumbc,

Depends on the effects, one time theory I saw recently held that altering time was like a ripple or earthquake. The further you get away from the change the less effect you have.

So just going back in time wouldn’t stop 9/11.

mayonaise_met,

I’d watch this movie.

thegiddystitcher,
@thegiddystitcher@lemm.ee avatar

Nah thanks, I’m good.

yenahmik,

2 days. I’ll memorize the Powerball winning numbers to win something like $500M, since I know there were no other winners.

Blizzard,

And then spend the $500M to go back 500.000.000 days

MelodiousFunk,
@MelodiousFunk@kbin.social avatar

That's how they get you.

reev,

Time travel is a one time offer

Blizzard,

I’m sure the time travelling service provider could make an exception for 500.000.000 USD.

reev,

Nah nah, their rules are explicit and their pockets are full. They can, after all, also time travel.

otter,
@otter@lemmy.ca avatar

Will they remember I was here before if I’ve looped back around?

reev,

Hmmmm, that’s a good question. If they’re wearing a tin foil hat they may be immune to your time anomaly shenanigans so I would be careful about that.

Also, maybe don’t tell them you just won the Powerball.

otter,
@otter@lemmy.ca avatar

Yea that’s true

With the travel being so cheap, unless their profit margins are really small, they could probably toss me back to Pangea for the cost of a lime

Don’t want them to catch on to any shenanigans. I’ll just abuse my wealth like a regular billionaire

reev,

Seems to work out for them so I don’t see why not!

Also then you can eat the rich 5 days ago.

ramble81,

That’s pretty smart. Even jumping to the one before the billion dollar win isn’t that far back, and even if time changes the chance of splitting the winnings is low.

JWBananas,
@JWBananas@startrek.website avatar

Surely they’ll butterfly effect into different numbers after you buy the ticket?

SpaceNoodle,

Do I get to choose which day gets reversed? Can I make October 14, 1066 go backwards and see what happens?

kersploosh,
@kersploosh@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s always tempting to say things like, “Go back to being 20 and relive young adulthood again, avoiding all the stupid mistakes I made the first time around.” But I know I would make a whole new set of different stupid mistakes the second time.

Knowing that, I would do what others have said: only go back enough days to play a winning lottery number or make some ridiculous stock options bet and become filthy rich.

thebardingreen,
@thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz avatar

I have more than enough to get to 2010, which is as far back as I can go (so I don’t erase my son). I have a LOT of things to do differently in that time…

Poggervania, (edited )
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

They’re offering $1 per day? That’s $1 for every 24 hours you go back, which is around $0.04 per hour, which can be broken down even further to around $0.0007 per minute.

I’d give them 1 penny to go back 15 minutes in time, find a penny on the ground, then find them again to go back the same 15 minutes in time over and over until I can figure out how to kidnap them in 15 minutes.

After I successfully kidnap them, I will go on a bank heist and keep the time person near me so I can keep trying to rob a bank until I do so successfully. Then because they’re an accessory to the crime, I can blackmail them to let me rewind time for free at any time I wish so I can become a crime lord, otherwise I’ll give them to the police and let them know he can time-travel.

EDIT: Just saw OP’s one-time offer clause, so I am assuming this means the time person retains their memory.

I won’t immediately take them up on their offer - instead, I would take them out on a date or five first. Get to know them a bit better; where they lived growing up, how they grew up, how old they are - that kind of stuff.

Then I would figure out how much money I can use to go back in time to my youngest point of life that also meets their youngest point in my same lifetime, and I’ll track them down from all the details they gave me while they were pegging me. I’ll become best friends with them, and convince them that we could be using their powers to become the dopest crime lords in history.

calabast,

Keep giving them 1 penny and then tracking them down. Do this for most of your life until you are pretty young, and kidnap them. Then you can just relive your life over and over as many times as you want. I mean, sure, it’s not the ethical way to use their power…

Poggervania,
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

Oooo, that’s even better - all you have to do is find them within 14 minutes at most.

DogMuffins,

This is the worst way to use time travel to get rich i have entry l ever heard

Poggervania,
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

It’s not about the money here man - it’s about the power. The main squeeze here is becoming a crime lord, not getting rich.

saba,

do they still get to peg you after becoming best friends?

Poggervania,
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

Yes - but there’s a non-zero chance one or both of us would be underage, so we’ll be chaste until 18. Then we enter the bone zone.

ryan,

$1/day is pretty cheap. I've been alive around 12k days. For less than the price of a car, I can erase my own existence. Sounds like a bargain to me!

Zerlyna,
@Zerlyna@lemmy.world avatar

I think I snorted laughing so hard. 🤣

Blizzard,

A person comes up to you and says, “I can reverse time for just $1 per day.” Do you take their offer?

Obviously not, I’d have to be an idiot to fall for this con.

neptune,
psud,

The one time offer is clearly a ploy to extract as much money as possible in the first transaction, as a second transaction wouldn’t happen anyway

Yeah I wound back your time, but you ended up here again

FullOfBallooons,
@FullOfBallooons@leminal.space avatar

I’d go back to the beginning of 2019. I don’t want to backtrack too far, but this would give me enough time to sell the house, move, and get situated before covid and the price of everything going crazy.

But it’s not just about that, it’s about repairing a relationship with a loved one while I still can.

theragu40,

Pretty difficult to imagine doing this honestly. Do I retain the memories of what I’m reversing? Or is it just a rewind? Because if I don’t retain the memories then it’s a bit pointless, but if I do I think I’d have a hard time reliving things. For instance I would never go back far enough to erase my children, but my youngest was born 2 weeks before COVID. Regardless of any get rich quick scheme I could think of, I am really not certain I’d want to knowingly live through that again.

PeepinGoodArgs,

I would need to pay this dude $6205 to go back to when I was 18.

Then I’d tell my dad to invest in Apple. Put everything in it. Take out a mortgage and invest in Apple. Then I’d get a job and do the same.

Our relationship wouldn’t be ruined, and then he probably won’t die 6 years later because we’ll be able to afford the healthcare.

Yeah, I’m taking that offer.

MelodiousFunk,
@MelodiousFunk@kbin.social avatar

immediately thinks of the alternate ending to The Butterfly Effect 🤔

j4k3,
@j4k3@lemmy.world avatar

I just killed Hitler in 1936 with a grenade on a drone. You should have seen his face when he saw it coming close.

alokir,

What? You mean Hitler should have stayed in power and drones were not invented by Führer Himmler but are future tech?

Damn, maybe Germany would have lost the war, I wonder what kind of world would that be…

Valmond,

Now you’re stuck in 1936.

Another person is getting cheered on because of his hate of the foreigners, the French, the Jews, …

Oh yeah, and you’re in post WW1 Germany, good luck!

Edit: I’d watch that movie though 🍿

Melkath,

1 day. Go back to where he approached me. Kill him before he can make the offer.

Goodbye space-time.

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