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You’ve named your hand “Love”?

“Allright, Love, time to exercise”

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Soooo, I should start killing now in case I find my self in a Batman-situation?

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Norwegian

Hedgehog: Needle Swine (pinnsvin/

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Must be next to a raw sewage pipe

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Sure, but the key word here is “should”. Making it illegal to burn one specific book is immoral and wrong

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You also do not have the freedom to roam the streets nude

Where I live there’s no ban on public nudity. The law forbids actions that are “sexually offensive and otherwise indecent behaviour”.

That means you can walk the streets naked, sunbathe in a park og the beach naked or with no top on etc. No one has gotten arrested or sentenced in our courts for being naked in public and minding their own business.

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There are no rules forbinding people to be naked in public in Denmark

CurlyMoustache,
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Your are.

It is not.

You have.

Freedom is freedom.

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WTF kind of public transport are you used to? 😂

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I miss good old fashioned LAN parties of the 90s and early 00s

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What do you call a fake noodle?

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Last time I visited the US, McDonalds and Dunkin’ Donuts was easy places to get coffee on the road that wasn’t see through, like pure water, or tasted like shit

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Same here, I think. I drink alot and I fuck alot, and do not know who my cousins are. But hey! Free healtchare 👌

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TIL my girlfriend is a man, according to this insane persons views on womanhood

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This is the most insane thing I’ve ever read 😬

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You never deep throated a chicken leg, or licked between the layers of cake just to get to the frosting?

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Them: Let’s kill all jews!!

You: hmm, iiiiiinteresting. Guess I’ll challenge my views tonight!

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Yes. A centaur can use the hands to drag itself forward with a rope. Extra CP right there!

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My Nothing Phone 1 is USB 2.0. I’ve never used it to transfer data

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My Nothing Phone 1 is USB 2.0

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Sure. If you live in Cuntass, next to a half dead tree and 500 million mosquitoes

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To change the subject completely. I hope my country embraces the work from home option. Especially the public sector should experiment with this form of hiring. People living in all parts of our country is a political goal.

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This is why my TV is not connected to any kind of network. It is a TV, and it should behave as one and just take any video input I give it

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“Please watch this three minute ad before using the toilet”

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Bought mine in 2017. It has never even come close to smelling the sweet, sweet nectar of internet access

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“How do you like your bread?”

“Appropriate”

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Noticed the same when I studied computer science. My fellow students complained about having to study the history of computers, ethics, social studies and especially ex.phil. "I just want to program all day, not study things I will never use!’

I switched bachelor programmes after a couple of years

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I had a professor that said a good student will study Monday to Saturday the amount of hours a day as the amount of credits you take. Take Sundays off. We all had 15 credits a semester.

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It won’t. Because of gravity. Check mate, atheists!

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The stairs

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Where I live, your employer cannot make you work than 9 hours a day or 40 hours a week without having to pay you overtime pay (at least 40 % more than ordinary hourly pay). If it happens regularly, the employer will get the Labour Inspection Authority on their ass.

Voluntary work is not allowed to exceed 13 hours a day, or an average of 48 hours a week within an eight week period.

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Firefox and uBlock Origin. Works on desktop and Android 👍

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Poor people. All they wanted was to share their love for poultry

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I really can’t fathom why people cry about “freedom of speech” when something privately owned decides not to include what they consider fucking shit. Freedom of speech is the fact the government cannot stop you from saying what you want. NOTHING ELSE. People paying to run their own instances do not owe you anything

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From the same people who gave you

  • I’m never unfaithful
  • I never get into fights
  • I’m not a bully
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Sure, you can find true love but but you can never have sex again. No human would be able to survive your orgasms

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That’s a good point! I like the way you think! What is your password?

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Reminds me of how the government forced the tobacco companies to redesign snus containers to be as ugly as possible. Turned out designers loved them

vg.no/…/designekspertene-elsker-de-stygge-snusbok…

How do you handle being upset about something online?

like either a dumbass posting stupid shit, unfair bans, idiotic arguments, etc etc. i feel so incredibly stupid letting it affect me at all, but then also there’s real feelings mixed in there because it’s a real argument i give a shit about to some degree. so it’s this odd double crossing where i know it’s stupid but i...

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Same. The opinions of other do not matter. At all. I have a nice beer that I can drink instead.

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What would my girlfriend possibly want to do with my awful photography?

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I would not be shocked if people on here also drink their own urine. Not that I’m judging, of course

How is it even possible/practical to obey traffic laws?

I’m talking specifically about obeying the speed limit, doing a full stop at stop signs, etc. After receiving a speeding ticket for doing 53 in a 50, As an experiment I went a full day obeying all traffic laws 100% and it caused so much road rage. For example, there is a 2 lane road near me with a speed limit of 50 (where I...

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It was in LA. No one did a full stop at stop signs. Even saw police cars drive right through. Why not make one road a priority, and then have yield signs on the others? Makes more sense

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