CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

He looks so danish that it hurts my norwegian mind

hemko,
danekrae,

Since @CurlyMoustache is norwegian, I’m guessing, that they knew that about Mads already.

I bet @CurlyMoustache is cool, even though they aren’t danish.

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Det er jeg!

danekrae,

If he was drinking more, he would look swedish.

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

If he was swedish, the cigarette would be a herring

dutchkimble,

Is Dolph Danish?

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Worse. He’s swedish

Kase, (edited )

✅took my final exam today

❌made a 30%

✅better than a zero! 🥂

dudinax,

Here’s to feeling good all the time.

crackajack,

MadsLad

Anticorp,

Who is that guy? He looks familiar.

cheeseburger,
@cheeseburger@lemmy.ca avatar

Actor Mads Mikkelsen, from Casino Royale, Rogue One, and more.

Anticorp,

Thanks!

Slovene,

He’s Hannibal the cannibal.

dditty,

The ultimate mad lad

pancakes,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

Mads lad

eestileib,

Oh wow I just realized who Elon Musk is trying to look like with all the surgery.

nxdefiant,

I bet he got the eye that leaks blood instead.

Infynis,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

Is that a tea bag? Is he drinking hot tea from a wine glass?

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

It’s for the antioxidants

syd,
@syd@lemy.lol avatar

Me when I lose 1kg on my diet (gained 3kg back)

SuckMyWang,

Who needs to diet when you can just take a shit?

IDontHavePantsOn,

Say what you want about bulimia, but that shit does work.

SuckMyWang,

Ok I’ll try it. Do I have to take my pants off first or can I keep them on?

IDontHavePantsOn,

Wouldn’t it be weird if neither of us had pants on?

SuckMyWang,

Haha yeh so weird. And what if we held hands at the same time? So weird

DrPop,

Me when I smoke and drink pee. (Mads)

XTornado,

Wait, that’s done after? Not before?

surewhynotlem,

This is the to-do list

ohlaph,

During is the best of both worlds.

netchami,

Me after completing exactly zero (0) tasks on my to do list

can,

Me getting ready to do 0.5 of the task.

netchami,

I like your approach

randomivysaur,

Me after creating the to-do list:

Mrduckrocks,

Me after writing 1 word for my dissertation.

ohlaph,

You could copy paste your sentence, 8x increase in productivity.

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

But imagine how drunk they’d get if they did that.

rockerface,
DavidGarcia,

task 1: touch lips

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