Confused_Emus

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Confused_Emus,

Time is measured in eagle caws (eagle shrieks?).

Confused_Emus,

“Holy Hell, that’s hot!”

Confused_Emus,

It was the default major for our football team.

Confused_Emus,

Obsidian Orb is really Roko’s Basilisk. Allowing you to live is your payment for building it.

Confused_Emus,

If we’re ok with relocating it outside of California, let’s put it on top of Devil’s Tower and call it the world’s largest Gazing Ball garden ornament.

Confused_Emus,

Well, her food probably tastes like unwashed ass anyway, so boo to her!

Confused_Emus,

In Dante’s Inferno, there’s someone in Hell who is still alive - he was just such an evil shitbag that his soul already fell to hell and his mortal body is animated by demons while it’s still alive. Could be something similar.

Confused_Emus,

This image makes me gag. That’s not sanitary.

Confused_Emus,

Oh Lordy, I hope I never have to kiss you if that’s how it works for ya.

Confused_Emus,

There’s definitely a difference between slipping in a little tongue and sucking someone’s saliva through a straw, along with whatever other food debris that beverage might have flushed out.

Confused_Emus,

There are no decent WiFi setups in college dorms.

Confused_Emus,

Yeah, definitely not just the tankies that think that.

Confused_Emus,

Wouldn’t this only work with a remote that’s already paired to the Roku, though?

Confused_Emus,

I made the mistake of moving to Kansas City with a Hyundai Elantra. Thankfully I live near downtown, so it wasn’t difficult to adjust to living without a car after it was stolen.

Confused_Emus,

To be fair, Wu also states in the article that she wasn’t expecting to be paid in anything but “exposure.” But that i think is what makes this particularly egregious - she wasn’t even getting paid in that fake currency for the naive. Although the article says that many of the models are under a similar arrangement for the fashion week this occurred during, so maybe exposure still counts for something in the fashion and modeling industries.

Confused_Emus,

The R in smart looked like an H at first. Was wondering if they made these in Maine.

Confused_Emus,

Do you usually do them quickly? Try slowing down next time, and you’ll get through with less captchas.

Confused_Emus,

It was surprising how sandpaper-ish they feel.

Confused_Emus,

I love that the OS for my LG TV pretty much stays out of my way while I run everything through the Roku. The only time I see anything from the TV OS is the occasional small pop up letting me know it completed an update.

Confused_Emus,

Exactly why I prefer to host. At least I know my place is clean.

Confused_Emus,

In high school I got my laptop replaced under warranty. Whatever they sent me, the service ID tag apparently had the number for a business machine or something because I always got routed to the business support techs after that. They always seemed a little confused when they found out I wasn’t a business owner/user, but supported me anyway since that’s where the service ID for my machine got me. Support was infinitely better. Actual techs who clearly were not reading from a script. Based out of the US or Canada so no frustrating language barrier caused by your support base speaking a completely different language from your user base and having apparently the minimal amount of training in English. I could just tell them I’d already run diagnostics and had an error code for them, and they’d take it from there without wasting my time repeating the same troubleshooting I’d already done. The contrast between the two levels of support is astounding. Dell clearly gives zero shits about supporting home users.

Confused_Emus,

Isn’t the rover supposed to be the size of an SUV or something?

Confused_Emus,

I like to shit on things people enjoy, too. Don’t you love being among the privileged few whose opinions are objective vs subjective?

Confused_Emus,

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Confused_Emus,

My 2 sisters and I each have one of these small urns of our grandmother’s ashes. Our mother has the large urn. Doesn’t necessarily make it common, just volunteering that I have one.

Confused_Emus,

There are plenty of hotels with kitchens, though? I know they’re often called extended stay hotels, but you can still just book a few nights.

Confused_Emus,

That’s great for California.

Confused_Emus,

They key term you want to Google for is “[city name] vacation rentals”. Some alternatives include VRBO, booking.com, FlipKey, HomeStay, 9flats…

Confused_Emus,

Packaged meats in the grocery store. Those chicken thighs make such a satisfying smack sound.

Confused_Emus,

You need a hug or somethin’, sweetheart?

Confused_Emus,

Y’all… just… unhook the cable from the demarc…?

Confused_Emus,

Aisle 4

Confused_Emus,

Right? How dare people enjoy stuff. Bunch o’ schmucks.

Confused_Emus,

I fail to see how they relate…? Prank videos often show what some might consider harassment of strangers. SCPs are essentially a collection of creative writing prompts. I legitimately cannot fathom how the existence of the SCP website would bother someone unless they just have an issue with fiction writing for some strange reason…?

Confused_Emus,

Nothin’ to understand here but someone hating on literacy, apparently.

Confused_Emus,

"If I were you, I’d sue my face for slander."

  • Terry Pratchett
Confused_Emus,

Considering the Fediverse is new territory, legally speaking, I can sympathize with a bit of extra caution from instance hosts who don’t have a team of lawyers backing them up.

Confused_Emus,

I never realized how versatile a program Adobe Reader is.

Confused_Emus,

There’s nothing in that playground you couldn’t find in a typical American playground. The Americans you know apparently just have the personalities of wet towels.

Confused_Emus,

Don’t bother with dancing queen, that’s overdone. Try something like Arrival.

Confused_Emus,

Comes with quite a few positions, I imagine.

Confused_Emus,

When it expires, bump every character up by one - A/a becomes B/b, 1 becomes 2, for symbols use the next one on the row.

Confused_Emus,

cat6 or bust!

Confused_Emus,

Toss a floor runner over it! Works great for my apartment.

Confused_Emus,

And that seemed like the best time for a selfie to you?

Confused_Emus,

I read “me taking my picture” as a selfie. My bad.

Confused_Emus,

Speak for yourself. I take mine out for a spring cleaning every year.

Confused_Emus,

youtu.be/XzCXV8pw8wo?si=omji3LLPgYziYnK5

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