If we’re ok with relocating it outside of California, let’s put it on top of Devil’s Tower and call it the world’s largest Gazing Ball garden ornament.
In Dante’s Inferno, there’s someone in Hell who is still alive - he was just such an evil shitbag that his soul already fell to hell and his mortal body is animated by demons while it’s still alive. Could be something similar.
There’s definitely a difference between slipping in a little tongue and sucking someone’s saliva through a straw, along with whatever other food debris that beverage might have flushed out.
I made the mistake of moving to Kansas City with a Hyundai Elantra. Thankfully I live near downtown, so it wasn’t difficult to adjust to living without a car after it was stolen.
To be fair, Wu also states in the article that she wasn’t expecting to be paid in anything but “exposure.” But that i think is what makes this particularly egregious - she wasn’t even getting paid in that fake currency for the naive. Although the article says that many of the models are under a similar arrangement for the fashion week this occurred during, so maybe exposure still counts for something in the fashion and modeling industries.