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xylogx, in New Florida driver’s license law could impact people with Minnesota licenses later this year

So if you get pulled over and are identified as being an illegal immigrant and have a license for one of the states, you could be given a ticket for driving without a license. The question is, how could they know that you are an illegal immigrant?

Mistymtn421,

That’s just it right there. I don’t carry my birth certificate with me! We don’t have “papers” so how’s this going to work? Not to mention the huge swath this opened wide for an easy way to profile anyone, search the car, etc.

keenkoon, in Chinese zoo denies its sun bears are humans dressed in costumes

Idk the bear looks sus

uphillbothways,
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

The still photo looks sus af. The video, once it plops down and walks away on all fours, is clearly legit. Also, its jowls look pretty real.

It does make me think this sun bear has learned to stand up and mimic humans, goofing on how gawky and awkward we look though.
The bear is playing us. Like, it's the clever one in this whole interaction.

IonAddis,
@IonAddis@lemmy.world avatar

Bears are one of the few animals beside us that are plantigrade. They walk on the same parts of their foot that we do. This is in comparison to a dog or cat or a ton of other species that walks on their toes.

I imagine people see bears are plantigrade and unconsciously realize something is up with that, but not what. I don’t think the bear is mimicking our stance, as standing up like that sometimes to look around is a bear thing already.

Earthwormjim91,

Sun bears are just weird. They pretty much always look like people in bear suits. It’s hilarious.

Poggervania, in Chinese zoo denies its sun bears are humans dressed in costumes
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

Dang, this is like a reverse Sir Bearington situation

mojo, in Chinese zoo denies its sun bears are humans dressed in costumes

Real convenient story to get the heat off of suspected bears disguised as humans… 🤔

keenkoon,

your username is giving me nightmares

iAmNotorious, in Substance found in White House confirmed to be cocaine
@iAmNotorious@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t think this is really onion-y. It was found at one of the tables where visitors put their belongings when going through security. I’m honestly shocked this doesn’t happen more often. TSA deals with dropped drugs on a daily basis. Hell there are containers in some airports specifically to throw away your illegal items.

FlashZordon,
@FlashZordon@lemmy.world avatar

Shitty Life Pro Tip: Rummage through the illegal item container at airports to score free drugs.

robocall, in In summer heat, bear spotted in Southern California backyard Jacuzzi

I hope it didn’t drink too much chlorine

OrganicMeatbag, in In summer heat, bear spotted in Southern California backyard Jacuzzi

Just imagining the fur left in the filter.

offendicula, in In summer heat, bear spotted in Southern California backyard Jacuzzi
@offendicula@fedia.io avatar

This has always happened in homes by the foothills. Bears in pools, on your driveway, looking through trash. People don't realize how much legitimate wilderness there is here.

ivanafterall, in In summer heat, bear spotted in Southern California backyard Jacuzzi
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

I hope they let him enjoy and leave at his own pace, but the involvement of the police sadly suggests otherwise.

zout,

"After a short dip, the bear climbed over a wall and headed to a tree behind the home, police said in a statement Friday."

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Yay!

ritswd, in In summer heat, bear spotted in Southern California backyard Jacuzzi

Oh, that was me, sorry guys.

Nintendo, in In summer heat, bear spotted in Southern California backyard Jacuzzi

turn the jets on

Omgarm, in Manatee dies of injuries from sexual encounter with his brother at Florida aquarium

Well that’s sad…

SwallowsDick,

What was he wearing?

delial,
@delial@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Nothing, the floozy

keeb420,

A novelty tee

doppelgangmember,

cursed upvote

lntl, in Experts say ‘cocaine sharks’ may be feasting on drugs dumped off Florida
@lntl@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I get “crack baby” vibes from this piece

LemmySoloHer,
@LemmySoloHer@lemmy.world avatar

“Crack Baby Shark” would be a good title for a mashup of the Crack Baby cadence and the song Baby Shark.

pineapplelover, in Manatee dies of injuries from sexual encounter with his brother at Florida aquarium

Of course it’s Florida

Tolookah,

Florida manatee

tahoe, in Florida man to give vasectomies to peacocks

Oh that’s actually pretty cool! I wish vasectomies were more common for pets, castration is a violent and archaic method of dealing with that stuff

collegefurtrader,

Oh yea a horny tom cat would be totally cool if its cum just wasn’t fertile.

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