Manatee dies of injuries from sexual encounter with his brother at Florida aquarium
Ilovethebomb, Poor Hugh.
That’s a lot of sentences I never thought I’d read.
pineapplelover, Of course it’s Florida
Tolookah, Florida manatee
ArugulaZ, 
Jason: "Listen, you Argonauts. Tie me to the mast real tight. Those sirens have a great voice, but boy do I not want to meet them."
aubertlone, A necropsy performed by the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission’s Marine Mammal Pathobiology Lab found the fatal wound was a “14.5 cm long tear in the ventral wall” of his colon.
damn that sucks, unfortunate way to go
Omgarm, Well that’s sad…
SwallowsDick, What was he wearing?
delial, 
Nothing, the floozy
keeb420, A novelty tee
doppelgangmember, cursed upvote
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