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notenoughbutter, in Family Burns Down House While Trying To Get Rid Of Snake

Snek.

Anticorp, in Kanye West told a Jewish Adidas manager to kiss a photo of Hitler "every day"

There’s nothing bombshell about this. The title should read “man desperate for attention cries for attention yet again”.

BubblyMango, (edited ) in Dad strips down at school board meeting to make ‘clear argument’ about dress code

Too many commenters here think dress codes are all about “boys have no self control so girls should suffer”.

meowMix2525, in Police close road for 31 hours after sex doll mistaken for dead body dumped in woods

at least it wasn’t a wild boar

huginn, in Woman slams selfish paragliders who 'made her think Hamas were invading Doncaster'

I bet she complains about her kids being chronically online never noticing that she’s chronically watching the shittiest con news

SubArcticTundra,

Probably watches GB News

whitepawn, in North Carolina groundskeeper mows around dead body after mistaking it for prop, police and family say

It’s October, but does this guy not have a nose?

athos77,

Read the article. Guy was last seen alive later in the day on Oct 8, and the groundskeeper mowed on Oct 9 - less than 24 hours had passed, possibly less than 12. The house was abandoned, had no squatters, and was used by multiple police departments for different training purposes.

lone_faerie, in Female frogs fake their own death to avoid unwanted attention from males: Study

Same girly, same

shogun5000, in Trump Boasts That Fictional Cannibal Killer Hannibal Lecter ‘Loves’ Him

Living rent free in empty, leftists heads

FARTYSHARTBLAST, in Trump Boasts That Fictional Cannibal Killer Hannibal Lecter ‘Loves’ Him
@FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social avatar

Yeah that sounds like something his demented ass would say.

azurefirefly, in US High School Student Loses Scholarship Over Social Media Twerking Video
@azurefirefly@lemmy.basedcount.com avatar

Good

Drusas, in Missing deaf pet skunk found after garden escape

So cute and chonky.

Heikki, in Newsmax Host Rails Against ‘Lizard People,’ Asks Viewers ‘You Think I’m Crazy?’

Me, trying to figure out how to talk to my conservative family members: Google, how do I casually talk about lizard people?

RickTofu, in Canadian Air Force Investigating After Fighter Jet Uses Call Sign ‘DICK69'

Can somebody explain to me how this is misogynistic? It just seems like a distasteful joke…

ClumZy, in A (US) federal agency wants to give safety tips to young adults. So it's dropping an album.

Track #2 is an absolute house banger haha

Cruxifux, in Russian State TV to Its Citizens: Be More Like North Koreans

Man the way they tried to sell that is hilarious if this is real

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